JCM at 21:02, 22 November 2008

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{{User:Tehy Moldan/headline|Adventures of Yobnaf/India}}
You start in North Dehli. Your goal is South Dehli.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Um, Dehli? I think you mean Delhi, kid. Deli is meat. Are you saying we're going to travel through meat? That's sick! Don't you care about the vegetarian players?</blockquote>

'''BOSS:''' Tnahpele

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Oh no, it's a backwards word. I wonder what it's attack is? Poop? Water?</blockquote>

'''UNLOCKED POWER:''' Peanut Burp

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' HAHAHA PEANUT BURP. THAT BETTER COME WITH AN "EXCUSE ME" FUNCTION, MISTER.</blockquote>

==Cutscene==
''{Yobnaf is on a plane to Asia. He is humming When I Come Around}''

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Don't tell me. That's a song by "Green Day". I thought so. What's it about? Ways to travel other than by car?</blockquote>

'''YOBNAF:''' So... Bored.... Ate to much Peanuts...

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' How do those things come together at all?</blockquote>

''{Suddenly, the plane crashes in India}''

'''YOBNAF:''' I knew this was going to happen.

<blockquote>'''LIGHTNING GUY:''' Then why did you take the flight?! You wanted to commit suicide? Oh, this was the shortest cutscene I've ever seen. Pun not intended.</blockquote>

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JCM at 21:02, 22 November 2008