Noxigar at 00:05, 19 December 2012

2012-12-19T00:05:00Z

Noxigar at 23:59, 18 December 2012

2012-12-18T23:59:39Z

Noxigar: Not a bad thing per se, but something that just looks foolish

2012-12-18T23:58:54Z

Not a bad thing per se, but something that just looks foolish

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Noxigar: Created page with ''''88 Gift Ideas''' Every day, people are dying in wars and oppressive conditions. I’m not here to talk about that. No, I’m talking about another everyday ...'

2012-12-18T23:14:20Z

Created page with '<center>'''88 Gift Ideas'''</center> Every day, people are dying in wars and oppressive conditions. I’m not here to talk about that. No, I’m talking about another everyday ...'

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<center>'''88 Gift Ideas'''</center>

Every day, people are dying in wars and oppressive conditions. I’m not here to talk about that. No, I’m talking about another everyday occurrence – people not knowing what to buy for birthdays! I’m sure you’ve been in that situation before, unless you’re a cold-hearted person who is against buying gifts because of capitalism being evil or somesuch or a lonely recluse who doesn’t actually know anyone very closely. Well, fear no more! Will is here to show you the way! Now, I make no claim to these being good gift ideas, as they should be highly personalized, but these are certainly gift ideas. Think about it.

1. food 
2. skydiving lessons 
3. money 
4. “101 Dalmatians” 
5. internet 
6. AXEã body spray 
7. clothes 
8. a hi-fi stereo 
9. an eclipse 
10. “101 Dalmatians” 
11. puppets 
12. water 
13. schooling 
14. 8 (or more) rabid feral cats 
15. dingo 
16. somebody to love 
17. “101 Dalmatians” 
18. a wrecking ball 
19. warmth 
20. sensitivity training 
21. their own circus 
22. an orange 
23. another orange 
24. one more orange 
25. a flamethrower 
26. “101 Dalmatians” 
27. a reality show 
28. electricity 
29. another orange 
30. sunglasses 
31. firearms 
32. fire arms 
33. “101 Dalmatians” 
34. a swift kick in the teeth 
35. teeth (for kicking) 
36. another orange 
37. two turtle doves 
38. a job 
39. marketable skills 
40. eggs from Malta 
41. ambition 
42. “101 Dalmatians” 
43. children 
44. the weight of the world 
45. seven 
46. grammar 
47. every comic book 
48. The Pittsburgh Pirates 
49. “101 Dalmatians” 
50. a gift idea list 
51. fire 
52. microscope 
53. another orange 
54. film reel 
55. fire exit 
56. a lisp 
57. negligence 
58. abstract concepts 
59. running gags 
60. meta jokes 
61. inspiration 
62. a beach vacation 
63. old man winter 
64. used candles 
65. squiggly red lines (for putting under words) 
66. eyeballs/meatballs 
67. conscience 
68. “101 Dalmatians” 
69. ITEM REMOVED 
70. vacuum tubes 
71. punctuation 
72. another orange 
73. a “barbeque” 
74. dolphins 
75. eyebrows/meatbrows 
76. variety program 
77. ram + shama lama ding dong 
78. another orange 
79. loneliness 
80. a ruler 
81. “101 Dalmatians” 
82. gravely voice 
83. China 
84. pets.com 
85. another orange 
86. one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater 
87. a comet 
88. a marching band

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 .	marketable skills<br />
-<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' My friend probably has both.</blockquote>
+<blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' My friend probably has both already.</blockquote>
 .	eggs from Malta<br />

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 <blockquote>'''NOXIGAR:''' Uh...<br>
-'''NOXIGAR:''' Not even gonna go and see which reference this is supposed to be.
+'''NOXIGAR:''' Not even gonna go and see which reference this is supposed to be.</blockquote>
 .	“101 Dalmatians”<br />

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Noxigar at 00:05, 19 December 2012

Noxigar at 23:59, 18 December 2012

Noxigar: Not a bad thing per se, but something that just looks foolish

Noxigar: Created page with ''''88 Gift Ideas''' Every day, people are dying in wars and oppressive conditions. I’m not here to talk about that. No, I’m talking about another everyday ...'