Bellstrom: moved Records Of Bell/Records/Open to Records Of Bell/Records/Open/1-603: new opening and closings are being created

2009-04-24T21:31:54Z

moved Records Of Bell/Records/Open to Records Of Bell/Records/Open/1-603: new opening and closings are being created

Bellstrom: New page: The intro is to the tune of Only Solitaire by Jethro Tull. (Album=War Child) {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" |- bgcolor=#eeeeee ! width=300 | Lyri...

2008-07-14T03:17:56Z

New page: The intro is to the tune of Only Solitaire by Jethro Tull. (Album=War Child) {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" |- bgcolor=#eeeeee ! width=300 | Lyri...

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The intro is to the tune of Only Solitaire by Jethro Tull. (Album=War Child)

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|[No lyrics played yet] || Fade from black to Im a bell sitting on a sand dune thinking.
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|Brain-storming || Cut to Bell kicking Tracy in the jaw. Bell's leg raises way above Tracy's head when he kicks him.
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|habit-forming || Bell quickly lowers his leg, kicking Tracy's head into the ground.
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|battle-warning weary winsome || Cut to Bell kicking Bling like Strong Bad kicks The Cheat.
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|actor spewing spineless chilling || Cut to Bell on a stage dressed up as Hamlet, holding Homeschool Winner's skull and mouthing "Alas Poor Yorick! I knew him."
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|lines. ||The skull shatters. An ellipsis forms above Bell's head.
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|The critics falling over to tell themselves he's || Cut to a sidewalk. H44WP is standing there. Bell is behind him wearing a Grim Reaper suit.
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|boring || Bell swings his scythe at H44WP. H44WP bends over right before the scythe should strike him.
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|and really not an awful lot of || Bell shakes his fist at the sky. H44WP picks up a penny and walks off.
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|fun. || The scythe snaps in half. Another ellipsis forms above Bell's head.
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|Well who the hell can he || Cut to a still image of Bell standing above the words "Im a bell" on a blood red background.
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|be when he's || Cut to a still image of Tracy standing above the word "Tracy" on a brown background.
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|never had V.D., || Cut to a still image of Bling standing above the word "Bling" on a golden background.
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|and he doesn't even sit on toilet seats? || Cut to Bell rolling up a piece of paper and throwing it into a very small black hole.
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|Court-jesting, || Cut to a still image of Bell dressed as a judge wearing Groucho Glasses.
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|never-resting || Cut to a still image of a wide-eyed Bell holding a coffee mug.
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|he must be very cunning || Cut to Bell holding wire clippers and kneeling in front of a time bomb.
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|to assume an air of dignity || Bell cuts the blue wire and the bomb explodes.
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|and bless us all with his oratory prowess, || The smke clears. Bell's face is charred, and he mouths "Success!"
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|his lame-brained antics and || Bell turns to dust.
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|his jumping in the air. || Cut to in front of Bell's house. Bell, Bling, and Tracy are there. They jump into the air, and the frame freezes.
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|And every night his act's the same || The three fall to the ground.
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|and so it must be all a game of chess he's playing. || The three get up. Bling and Tracy walk offscreen.
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|"But you're wrong, Steve: you see, it's only solitaire." || Cut to a black background. Bell's head is being illuminated by a red light. He says this line. At "it's", he is grinning evilly. Cut to a tree within a renaissance village. There is a noose hanging from it. It is nighttime and is raining. The words "Records Of Bell" appear in front of the scene. Fade to black after ten seconds.
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Bellstrom: moved Records Of Bell/Records/Open to Records Of Bell/Records/Open/1-603: new opening and closings are being created

Bellstrom: New page: The intro is to the tune of Only Solitaire by Jethro Tull. (Album=War Child) {| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" |- bgcolor=#eeeeee ! width=300 | Lyri...