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== Summary ==
Bell starts dating again.

'''Cast: Im a bell, Craeft Aetlaenes, Vince Gagoman, Bling, Tracy, Kuro, Female Hippie, Hobo 1, Very Old Woman, Hobo 2, Blonde Woman, Drunken Child, Fat Woman, Male Bodybuilder, Two Policemen, Sarah McAllister, Detective'''

'''Places: Unknown Bedroom, Bell's Room, Fancy Restaurant'''

'''Episode Information: 103-When Dating, Don't Say You Live With Your Mom'''

'''Insult: Diminished Mayonnaise Fruitbats'''

'''Credit Joke: Stewie Griffin'''
== Transcript ==
''{fade from black to Bell waking up in a bed}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Ugh. What'd I do last night? ''{looks offscreen startled}''

''{pan out to show Craeft sleeping beside him}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{startled}'' I'm starting to remember...

''{cue theme song, cut to Bell sleeping in his own bed. A digital clock beside him reads "1:30 PM"}''

'''VINCE GAGOMAN:'''''{kicking Bell}'' WAKE UP! ...It's not working, guys.

'''BLING:'''''{starts bashing Bell in the head with a muffler}'' Neither is this.

'''TRACY:'''''{starts punching Bell in the stomach}'' Nor this.

'''DON SKULL:''' Let me try. ''{charges skull cannon, fires into Bell, causing him to fly into the wall, bounce off it into Don Skull, who runs him over}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{wakes up}'' AAAH! I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

'''KURO:''' Bell, look. We like having you around all the time, but I think you need to start dating. You've grieved over your wife long enough.

'''IM A BELL:''' NO I HAVEN'T! Besides, I don't know how to date.

'''TRACY:''' Just act the way you did when you met my mom.

'''IM A BELL:''' We were destroying the same city and we fell in love.

'''TRACY:''' Oh. That'll be a problem... Tell you what. We'll set you up with some dates.

'''IM A BELL:''' Blind dates? Okay, as long as they aren't actually blind.

'''TRACY:''' Don't worry. We wouldn't do that to you.

'''IM A BELL:''' Good.

'''TRACY:''' At least, not now that you've said that.

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{punches Tracy in the face}''

''{cut to a booth in a fancy restaurant. A hobo is staring in the window. A large, brown building across the street reads "The IRS "We Take Everything"". After every date, it cuts to the next. Date 1; A female hippie. A bowl of soup is in front of Bell, who is in Pure Watashi form, but his pants, wristbands, and t-shirt are black}''

'''HIPPIE WOMAN:'''''{rambling illegible nonsense. The most coherent words are "tree", "forest", "cute animals", and "vegan"}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{annoyed and tired}'' Uh huh... ''{a tentacle appears out from under Bell's bell and drinks the soup's broth like a straw}''

'''HIPPIE WOMAN:'''''{screams}''

''{Date 2; An old woman. A bowl of soup is in front of her. The hobo outside the window is now being stared at by another hobo}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Um, ma'am? You haven't said anything this entire date.

'''OLD WOMAN:'''''{keels over in soup}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...

''{Date 3; A blonde woman. Bell seems to like her. Hobo 2 is chewing on Hobo 1's head}''

'''BLONDE WOMAN:''' Oh, did I mention I have VD?

'''IM A BELL:'''''{disgusted}'' ... ''{raises hand}'' CHECK PLEASE!

''{Date 4; Drunken little girl. Four empty beer bottles are in front of her. Bell is stupefied. Hobo 1 walks offscreen angrily, with Hobo 2 staring at him}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...How old are you?

''{Date 5; Fat woman. Hobo 1 is beating Hobo 2 offscreen with a bat. There is now blood splattered on the window. Bell walks onscreen wearing a "NO FAT CHICKS" T-shirt. The fat woman is disgusted, and walks off. Date 6; Male body builder. There are now two policemen outside the window looking downward at the offscreen carnage. Hobo 1 is nowhere to be found}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{annoyed}'' ...I'M NOT GAY, GUYS!

''{Date 7; Woman with white hair stretching to her hips with five spikes in front; two blue two red and one black, long legs, dark green t-shirt, and light blue jeans. There is a martini in front of Bell and a bottle of beer in front of the woman. Bell seems to be in love with her. Now there is only a detective staring downward outside the window, disgusted}''

'''WOMAN:''' Hi. I'm Sarah McAllister.

'''IM A BELL:''' I'm Imothy Bellstrom. You can call me Bell. Nice to meet you, Sarah.

'''SARAH MCALLISTER:''' Same to you.

'''IM A BELL:''' So, um, ah... S-so, are you goth or something-

'''SARAH:''' No, why?

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, I was referring to your white hair and that tattoo.

'''SARAH:''' Well, except for the spikes, this hair is natural, and my tattoo- ''{pivots torso to show a red skull tattoo on her right arm}'' -is just because I like carnage.

'''IM A BELL:''' Huh. That's pretty interesting! I like death as well! Um, do you have any other tattoos?

'''SARAH:''' One, but if I showed it to you, I'd probably get kicked out of this restaurant.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Say, do you have any reality-bending powers and/or are immortal?

'''SARAH:''' No, no reality bending powers. And I'm immoral, but not immortal.

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, I do.

'''SARAH:'''''{amused}'' Oh ''really?'' Prove it.

'''IM A BELL:''' Okay, I will. Hmm... ''{notices the IRS building outside the window}'' Aha! Watch that building! ''{claps hands, the IRS building explodes into a mushroom cloud, startling the detective, giving him a heart attack}''

'''SARAH:''' Whoa. Wow, I guess you DO have reality bending powers. Y'know, I kinda like you, Bell.

'''IM A BELL:''' R-really?

'''SARAH:''' Yeah!

''{cut to an hour later. The detective is gone, and there are empty plates on the table}''

'''IM A BELL:''' So, um... D-d'you wanna go back to my place?

'''SARAH:''' ...Sure, why not?

''{cut to outside the restaurant. Bell and Sarah walk out}''

'''IM A BELL:''' TAXI!

''{a taxi pulls up. Bell and Sarah get in. Cut to Bell's room/attic Bell and Sarah walk onscreen}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, here's my room.

'''SARAH:''' You live in an attic?

'''IM A BELL:''' Yeah, so?

'''SARAH:''' No reason. ...Say, I just thought of something. What's under that bell?

'''IM A BELL:''' If I told you, you might freak out.

'''SARAH:''' I've seen a lot of strange things in my life, like a battle with some rapidly shape shifting weirdo and his friends versus a demon, who at the end of the battle transformed into a human.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...I was the "shape shifting weirdo" you we're referring to.

'''SARAH:''' Oh. S-sorry.

'''IM A BELL:''' It's fine. ...Well, I might as well show you my real face. But, I have to revert to my normal form. ''{reverts to normal Bell, removes bell}''

'''SARAH:''' ... Erm... ''{lunges at Bell, makes out with him}''

''{cut to the next morning in Bell's kitchen. Bell is eating an omelette with a cup of blood beside it}''

'''TRACY:''' So? How'd the dates go?

'''IM A BELL:''' The first six were... unorthodox... But the last one went pretty well.

'''TRACY:''' Yeah, I know. She told me.

'''IM A BELL:''' How'd she tell you?

'''TRACY:''' Sarah works at Malifact & Malifact in the cubicle next to mine.

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, thanks for setting me up a date with her.

'''TRACY:''' You're welcome, dad. So, I heard you made out with her after the date.

'''IM A BELL:''' Yep.

'''TRACY:''' Y'know, I could get you her phone number and address if you want.

'''IM A BELL:''' No thanks.

'''TRACY:''' NO THANKS? Why not?

'''IM A BELL:''' I already got them!

''{both of them laugh. Cue credits}''

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 '''Episode Information: 103-When Dating, Don't Say You Live With Your Mom'''
-'''Insult: Diminished Mayonnaise Fruitbats'''
+'''Insult: diminished mayonnaise fruitbats'''
 '''Credit Joke: Stewie Griffin'''
 == Transcript ==
 ''{fade from black to Bell waking up in a bed}''

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