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Bellstrom: ...LOLWUT.

2008-11-07T03:29:19Z

...LOLWUT.

Bellstrom at 03:28, 7 November 2008

2008-11-07T03:28:09Z

Bellstrom: Accidentally pressed save earlier.

2008-11-07T03:27:27Z

Accidentally pressed save earlier.

Bellstrom at 02:34, 7 November 2008

2008-11-07T02:34:17Z

Bellstrom at 04:00, 5 November 2008

2008-11-05T04:00:16Z

Bellstrom: New page: == Summary == The cast battles a wave of popups. '''Cast: Sarah, Man on TV, Im a bell, Daigo, Don Skull, Unholy Tracy, Tracy, Mature Bling, Golden Bass, ''' '''Places: ''' '''Insult: bi...

2008-11-04T03:48:05Z

New page: == Summary == The cast battles a wave of popups. '''Cast: Sarah, Man on TV, Im a bell, Daigo, Don Skull, Unholy Tracy, Tracy, Mature Bling, Golden Bass, ''' '''Places: ''' '''Insult: bi...

New page

== Summary ==
The cast battles a wave of popups.

'''Cast: Sarah, Man on TV, Im a bell, Daigo, Don Skull, Unholy Tracy, Tracy, Mature Bling, Golden Bass, '''

'''Places: '''

'''Insult: biscuitheads'''

'''Credit Joke: Not You'''

'''Episode Information: 502-Never Get A Popup Blocker Named "blok ur popupz for FREEEEEEE."'''
== Transcript ==
''{open to Sarah watching television}''

'''MAN ON TV:''' Do you have unnecessarily large breasts? Well, try Bardusparumvir! Side effects may include; Death, loss of sleep, loss of voice, loss of hearing, loss of limbs, loss of sanity, loss of The Game, heart failure, kidney failure, epic failure, crowbars in your nose, monkeys flying out of your ass, you flying out of monkeys' asses, turning gay, if you are gay turning asexual, if you are asexual turning bisexual, if you are bisexual turning into the opposite gender, if you are a hermaphrodite losing any and all reproductive organs, if you have none then you will become a horrible tentacle monster with three genders, male female and one that impregnates other species, if you are that then I'm sorry for you.

'''SARAH:''' ...Why would I want smaller breasts?

'''MAN ON TV:''' ...It prevents lower back problems?

'''SARAH:''' ...GET OUT OF MY TELEVISION.

'''MAN ON TV:''' OH CRAP I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT. ''{jumps out of the television, runs off}''

'''SARAH:''' ...That was pointl-

'''IM A BELL:'''''{pops up from behind couch}'' IS HE GONE?

'''SARAH:''' ...Wh-

''{cue opening theme. cut back to the 8-bit house. this time, everyone is there}''

'''DAIGO:'''' SO WHAT AM WE BE'S DOING TODAIS?

'''IM A BELL:'''''{kicks Daigo in the side of the skull}''

'''DAIGO:''' Ah. Sorry about that, faulty brain chip. It made me speak IN NEWB LANGWAGE LIKE DIS!!!1

'''IM A BELL:''' FALCON KICK! ''{kicks Daigo harder, cracking his skull}''

'''DAIGO:''' Okay, I think that did it. NOEP.

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{smacks Daigo in the steering wheel, a cartridge of some kind pops out of his mouth. Bell grabs it}'' An N64 cartridge? LOLWUT? ''{blows into cartridge, pops it back in Daigo}''

'''DAIGO:''' ...Okay, THAT time it worked. So, what ARE we doing today?

'''IM A BELL:''' Dunno.

'''DON SKULL:''' I just had an idea. Daigo, do you have a mech mode, like Number Two?

'''DAIGO:''' Yeah, why?

'''IM A BELL:'''''{suspicious, worried]'' ...DS, what are you-

'''DON SKULL:''' Well, transform into it.

'''DAIGO:''' Ookay... ''{transforms into a mech similar to the one that Number Two had}''

'''DON SKULL:''' Hmm. Interesting. FLIGHTSKULL MODE, GO!

''{The golden Bass flies in. It and DS start forming the Flightskull upon Daigo}''

'''IM A BELL:''' DON SKULL, NO! THE FLIGHTSKULL WASN'T DESIGNED FOR MECHS-

''{There is a flash of red light. The Flightskull and Number Five fuse into a human-size, golden mech with white wings, a purple skull-face with red eyes and what appears to be black hair with a white streak in it, and a silver sword}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...OH WHAT THE HELL.

'''DAIGO/FLIGHTSKULL ABOMINATION:'''''{sounds like Don Skull's voice overlapping Daigo's}'' WE ARE THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW. WE ARE THE GOSHISKULL. WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CATBELL AND THE WOMAN WITH HUGE TITS COMBINED. WE ARE THE GOSHISKULL.

'''TRACY:''' OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ''{smacks the Goshiskull in the back of the head, forcing out the N64 cartidge, but now it's cheese-covered. Tracy takes it, runs off, runs back it, with the cartridge cleaned, and pops it back into the Goshiskull}''

'''GOSHISKULL:''' Oh, sorry about that. The Golden Bass was eating some NachoMen.

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...You mean nachos.

'''GOSHISKULL:''' Nope, NachoMen. ''{holds up a picture of many [[User:NachoMan|NachoMen]], covered in cheese and screaming in pain}''

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...That looks more like WUW Rule 34 Guro/Vore porn.

'''GOSHISKULL:''' ...So?

'''MATURE BLING:''' ...STAY AWAY FROM ME.

'''GOSHISKULL:''' I'm just kidding!

'''MATURE BLING:''' Oh. Okay then.

'''GOSHISKULL:''' So, um, seriously, what're we gonna do?

'''IM A BELL:''' Um... I dunno-

''{a large, floating banner reading "blok ur popupz for FREEEEEEE." breaks through the window and starts firing lazers at everything}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...That'll do. ''{pulls out a large, glowing sword}'' EAT MY SWORD, YOU-PFFFFAHAHAHAHA!!!! "Eat my sword". Teehee.

'''BANNER:''' Eep! Um... Follow me! ''{crashes through the wall}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Right, whatever.

''{everyone exits the house. Cut ro a large field, covered in pop-ups. Bell and the crew walk in}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...OH DEAR GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

'''SARAH:''' Well, we better get started.

'''IM A BELL:''' Right.

''{Sarah pulls out her pocket knife, looks around, and finds a pop-up labeled "FREE ARMOR FOR U". She leaps into it, and armor forms around her}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...How-

'''SARAH:''' Daigo told me about this. If you smack into a pop-up, you can gain its power if you wish.

'''IM A BELL:''' Huh.

''{Sarah looks around and finds a pop-up labeled "SWORDS SWORDS SWORDS". She jumps into it, and her pocket knife turns into a sword}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Okay, y'all ready?

'''SARAH, MB, TRACY, & GOSHISKULL:''' Yep!

'''IM A BELL:''' Good. ''{transforms into True Hollow Bell}'' I am, too.

''{[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu-RFt-3zg8 this song] starts playing. Sarah runs towards a pop-up with a picture of Herbert on it labeled "LOLICONS FOR FREE". She stabs it multiple times}''

'''''TO BE FINISHED TOMORROW!!!!!'''''

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 The cast battles a wave of popups.
-'''Cast: Sarah, Man on TV, Im a bell, Daigo, Don Skull, Unholy Tracy, Tracy, Mature Bling, Golden Bass, Many Many Pop-ups, King Of All Pop-Ups'''
+'''Cast: Sarah, Man on TV, Im a bell, Daigo, Don Skull, Tracy, Mature Bling, Golden Bass, Many Many Pop-ups, The King Of All Pop-Ups'''
 '''Places: 8-Bit House, Field, Floating Platform'''
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 ''{There is a flash of red light. The Flightskull and Number Five fuse into a human-size, golden mech with white wings, a purple skull-face with red eyes and what appears to be black hair with a white streak in it, and a silver sword}''
-'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' ...OH WHAT THE HELL.
+'''TRACY:''' ...OH WHAT THE HELL.
 '''DAIGO/FLIGHTSKULL ABOMINATION:'''''{sounds like Don Skull's voice overlapping Daigo's}'' WE ARE THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW. WE ARE THE GOSHISKULL. WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CATBELL AND THE WOMAN WITH HUGE TITS COMBINED. WE ARE THE GOSHISKULL.
-'''TRACY:''' OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ''{smacks the Goshiskull in the back of the head, forcing out the N64 cartidge, but now it's cheese-covered. Tracy takes it, runs off, runs back it, with the cartridge cleaned, and pops it back into the Goshiskull}''
+'''IM A BELL:''' OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! ''{smacks the Goshiskull in the back of the head, forcing out the N64 cartidge, but now it's cheese-covered. Bell takes it, runs off, runs back it, with the cartridge cleaned, and pops it back into the Goshiskull}''
 '''GOSHISKULL:''' Oh, sorry about that. The Golden Bass was eating some NachoMen.

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 The cast battles a wave of popups.
-'''Cast: Sarah, Man on TV, Im a bell, Daigo, Don Skull, Unholy Tracy, Tracy, Mature Bling, Golden Bass, Many Many Pop-ups'''
+'''Cast: Sarah, Man on TV, Im a bell, Daigo, Don Skull, Unholy Tracy, Tracy, Mature Bling, Golden Bass, Many Many Pop-ups, King Of All Pop-Ups'''
-'''Places: 8-Bit House, Field'''
+'''Places: 8-Bit House, Field, Floating Platform'''
 '''Insult: biscuitheads'''

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	'''SARAH:''' HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!! ''{fires a hadoken, destroying all but five of the remaining pop-ups}''		'''SARAH:''' HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!! ''{fires a hadoken, destroying all but five of the remaining pop-ups}''
		+
		+	''{THB runs in and slices up the remaining five pop-ups. The music grows a little quieter. Goshiskull and Full Hollow Bling run in}''
		+
		+	'''GOSHISKULL:''' ...We did it. We defeated them.
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' Not quite...
		+
		+	''{light shines on a stairway}''
		+
		+	'''SARAH:''' How long's THAT been there?
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' It's always been there. You guys were just too busy fighting that you didn't notice.
		+
		+	'''SARAH:''' Huh.
		+
		+	''{Everyone runs up the stairway. Cut to the top, where there is a floating platform. Everyone arrives}''
		+
		+	'''SARAH:''' ...Where's the-
		+
		+	''{a large meteorite slams onto the platform. It shatters, revealing a giant pop-up with the image of a crown on it. It is quickly warping to random places around the platform}''
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' Who are you?
		+
		+	'''POP-UP:''' I AM THE KING OF ALL POP-UPS! I AM THE UNGODLY SON OF HACKERS, CODERS, AND RICKROLLERS!
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' Are you talking about those Rickrolls that move around the screen of your computer?
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' YES! NOW, DO YOU WISH TO FIGHT ME, OR WOULD YOU PREFER I KILLED YOU ALL RIGHT NOW?
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' We're going to fight, of course!
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:'''''{laughs}'' Excellent! I haven't had challenges in a LONG time!
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' Hmph.
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' WELL? ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT ME, OR ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND THERE?!
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' I've already started fighting.
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' Wh-
		+
		+	''{THB explodes. He reappears behind the KOAPP, stabs him in the back, and warps to on top of the KOAPP. The music grows back to normal volume again}''
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' AARGH! WHY YOU... ''{warps to in front of THB, wraps around him, crushes him}''
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' UGGGGGHHH!!!!
		+
		+	'''SARAH:'''''{runs up to the KOAPP, attempts to stab him, but he warps to behind Full Hollow Bling, causing her to stab THB instead}'' OH GOD! BELL, ARE YOU OKAY?!
		+
		+	'''FIRE TRACY:'''''{runs over to Bell}'' DAD WIBBLE!
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:''' I'm fine. Don't worry.
		+
		+	'''FULL HOLLOW BLING:'''''{growls, swipes claws at the KOAPP}''
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' Woah! Feisty little beast, aren't ya? Well, I can take care of that. ''{legs form, he kicks FHB off of the platform, legs disappear}''
		+
		+	''{FHB transforms back into Mature Bling}''
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' ...LOLWUT.
		+
		+	'''MATURE BLING:'''''{stabs the KOAPP}''
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' RRRR... ''{smacks MB off of the platform}''
		+
		+	'''MATURE BLING:'''''{falling}'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' Huh. I say that's a success. This wasn't much of a fight at all, now was i-
		+
		+	''{the Goshikull flies in and chops the KOAPP in half}''
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ''{reforms, turns around, forms arms, pulls out a sword, slices the Goshiskull in half}''
		+
		+	'''SARAH:''' OH NO!
		+
		+	''{the Goshiskull transforms back into Daigo, Don Skull, and the Golden Bass}''
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' ...WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!!
		+
		+	''{Don Skull and the Golden Bass grab hold of the KOAPP. Daigo charges a skullbeam and fires it, obliterating the KOAPP}''
		+
		+	'''KING OF ALL POP-UPS:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
		+
		+	''{at this point, the song ends. The Golden Bass flies off. THB, Tracy, and Sarah walk up to DS and Daigo. All of the effects of the pop-ups disappear}''
		+
		+	'''TRUE HOLLOW BELL:'''''{transforms back into normal Bell}'' Well, it's finally over.
		+
		+	'''SARAH:''' But what about Bling?
		+
		+	'''IM A BELL:''' ...Oh crap.
		+
		+	''{cut to the ground. MB is laying in a crater, covered in blood. Everyone else arrives}''
		+
		+	'''SARAH:''' Oh God. Is-is he...
		+
		+	'''IM A BELL:''' Yes. He's dead.
		+
		+	'''SARAH:'''''{starts crying}''
		+
		+	'''MATURE BLING:''' PffffAHAHAHAHA!!!! ''{gets up}'' You seriously thought I was dead! AHAHAHAHA!!!!
		+
		+	'''SARAH:''' ...YOU ASSHOLE! ''{pull out pocket knife, chases MB offscreen}''
		+
		+	''{fade to black. cue credits}''

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 ''{Goshiskull slices up two pop-ups reading "NEW INSANE DIET PLAN! TRY IT!" and "RARE AKSHUN FIGYERZ FOR $$$!". Bell jumps into a pop-up labeled "CONFUZZLED? LET MR. THERA-PISSED HELP!". He gains a large, glowing orb labeled "BALL OF CONUFFLEMENT". Bell throws the ball at some pop-ups, and the ball bounces back to him. The pop-ups hit start attacking eachother, until reducing themselves to a pile of pixels emitting green smoke. Sarah runs towards a rather large pop-up with a stupid-looking guy on it. She smacks it and the guy starts talking}''
-'''MAN IN POP-UP:''' O HAI THAR. DOES U WANT- ''{pronounced as "WAHH-NT"}'' -SUM CAR EEN-SHORE-AHNCE? WEH-HE-HELL... HEERZ WUT U DOO; GO TO DUBYA DUBYA DAWT PARSLEY FRUIT DAWT-
+'''MAN IN POP-UP:''' O HAI THAR. DOES U WANT- ''{pronounced as "WAHH-NT"}'' -SUM CAR EEN-SHORE-AHNCE? WEH-HE-HELL... HEERZ WUT U DOO; GO TO DUBYA DUBYA DUBYA DAWT PARSLEY FRUIT DAWT-
 ''{Sarah screeches, and then slices the pop-up into many pieces. Cut to Fire Tracy, who is firing many fireballs at a pop-up with Bowser on it}''
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 '''FIRE TRACY:''' OWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURNING WIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-'''''TO BE FINISHED TOMORROW!!!!!'''''
+''{cut to MB. He jumps into a pop-up labeled "KIRBY HACKS!", and gains Dedede's hammer. He promptly hits a few pop-ups with it. Cut to the Goshiskull, who flies into a pop-up labeled "DEATH NOTE VIDS!". He gains a bag of potato chips.}''