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<p>New page: == Summary == Bell and Sarah marry &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast: Sumo Wrestler, Jigglypuff, Announcer, Im a bell, Sarah, Store Owner, Father Koteigainen, Don Skull&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;Places: Sumo Wrestling Ring, Wedding ...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> Bell and Sarah marry<br /> <br /> '''Cast: Sumo Wrestler, Jigglypuff, Announcer, Im a bell, Sarah, Store Owner, Father Koteigainen, Don Skull'''<br /> <br /> '''Places: Sumo Wrestling Ring, Wedding Shop, Church, Reception'''<br /> <br /> '''Episode Information: 301-Matrimonious Episode 13: Confuscious Say: Man Go To Bed Drunk With Woman Wakes Up With Wedding Ring'''<br /> <br /> '''Insult: anthropomorphic trash cans'''<br /> <br /> '''Credit Joke: Shonen Jump'''<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{open to a sumo wresting ring. A VERY fat sumo wrestler is fighting Jigglypuff}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' I can't see any way Jigglypuff can win this!<br /> <br /> ''{Jigglypuff breaks a smashball and uses his final smash, pushing the sumo wrestler out of the ring}''<br /> <br /> '''ANNOUNCER:''' I guess I spoke too soon!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:'''''{walks onscreen}'' WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE SHOW?<br /> <br /> ''{camera swings around to show the announcer is Tracy}''<br /> <br /> '''TRACY:''' THIS! ''{laughs}''<br /> <br /> ''{cue theme song. cut to a wedding shop. Bell and Sarah are looking through the clothes. Bell holds up a red tuxedo}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' What do you think of this?<br /> <br /> '''SARAH:''' Hmm... Kinda bland.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... ''{blasts tuxedo. it's jacket now has black flames around the bottom and white horns on the shoulders. the pants are now black}''<br /> <br /> '''SARAH:''' NOW it's better!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Good. Hold on a second. If we're going to film this in Japan, I'll have to do this. ''{inserts a babelfish into the camera}'' Now then. ''{walks up to counter}'' Excuse me, sir. i'd like to purchase this tuxedo.<br /> <br /> '''STORE OWNER:''' You ruined it! You have to pay two times the price!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Which would be?<br /> <br /> '''STORE OWNER:''' You must pay me 40,000 yen!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Sure. ''{reaches into pocket, pulls out 40,000 yen, hands to the store owner}'' Here you are, sir.<br /> <br /> '''STORE OWNER:''' Eh-Thank you, sir.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Sarah! Come on and pick a wedding dress already!<br /> <br /> '''SARAH:''' Okay, okay! Which is better, a pitch-black one, or a white one with red around the bottom?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Look, tell ya what! I'll just summon one when we get back.<br /> <br /> '''SARAH:''' That's sounds fine.<br /> <br /> '''STORE OWNER:''' Damn godmodders...<br /> <br /> ''{cut to a church. Bell and Sarah are at the podium. Bell is waring the edited tuxedo, and Sarah is wearing a black wedding dress with red around the bottom. The minister is an angry-looking japanese man}''<br /> <br /> '''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:'''''{loud and high-pitched}'' Do you, Imma... Emo... Emma... H-how do you pronounce this?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Imothy Albert Bellstrom.<br /> <br /> '''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:''' Oh. Okay then. Do you, Imothy Bellstrom, take Sarah McAllister to be your lawfully wedded wife?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' I do.<br /> <br /> '''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:''' And do you, Sarah McAllister, take Imothy Bellstrom to be your lawfully wedded husband?<br /> <br /> '''SARAH:''' I do.<br /> <br /> '''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:''' Now, if anyone has any reason why these two should not be married, speak now, or forever hold your peace.<br /> <br /> '''DON SKULL:'''''{offscreen}'' He's a freak!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Screw you, Don Skull!<br /> <br /> '''DON SKULL:''' 'Kay!<br /> <br /> '''FATHER KOTEIGAINEN:''' Okay. You may now kiss the bride.<br /> <br /> ''{Bell and Sarah kiss. Cut to the reception}''<br /> <br /> '''TRACY:''' Heh. So you two finally married.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Yep. Now we don't have to worry about any illegitimate children!<br /> <br /> '''SARAH:''' Uhh... You didn't have to when we weren't married. Reality-bending powers, remember?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' ...SON OF A-<br /> <br /> ''{cue credits}''</div>

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