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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Part 1: You Got Talent?==<br />
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''{Cut to the dock}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Last time on Total Drama Island...<br />
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''{flashback to scenes from the previous episode}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Campers were put through the classic game of ****ball. However, Austin decided to **** Bruce out before the challenge even started, leaving the Gophers at a disadvantage. Even though Bruce was out of commision, he still **** at the right time to save Kale from becoming Marowak food, and even the Bass hated Austin's actions enough to vote him off the island. <br />
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''{Cut back to Chris}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' So, how will the Bass cope with voting off their strongest competitor? Will the Gophers rise above? Find out here, today, on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!<br />
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''{Cue the opening}''<br />
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''{Cut to the Bass Cabin}''<br />
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'''GEOFF:''' Urgh...the ****ball game sucked...<br />
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'''TEX:''' Well now I can **** easy. Austin's gone.<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' I hear ya, *****.<br />
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''{Cut to the Gopher Cabin}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Nice **** there, Bruce!<br />
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'''KALE:''' Bruce...you ****ed my life!<br />
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'''BRUCE:''' What haven't I ever done for you? ''{chuckles}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' ''{over intercom}'' Campers! To the mess hall for ****, and then to the campfire for the challenge!<br />
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''{Cut to the Mess Hall, Chef is giving food to the campers. He drops what looks like a perfectly fine slab of meat for Ashley. She grins. The meat then melts into slop and Ashley facepalms}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Campers! Do you have ****? Well, if you do, you're going to love this challenge! It's the Wawanakwa **** Contest! Campers select three from their team to **** their stuff, and show us what they can do! Chef will rate it on the Chef-o-meter, and the highest **** win!<br />
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'''TOM:''' So...what can we all do?<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Hm...well...I can rip a **** in half.<br />
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'''VAN:''' I can hold my **** for 30 seconds...<br />
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'''FOXX:''' I could rip ''you'' in half...<br />
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'''VAN:''' Um...no thanks.<br />
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'''JESS:''' Tom, you could ****.<br />
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'''TOM:''' W-whuh?<br />
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'''JESS:''' I heard you last night. You were beautiful.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Nah, I'm not that good...well, okay. I'll ****.<br />
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'''GEOFF:''' I can retry my **** stunts.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Hm...what can I do?<br />
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'''ASHLEY:''' I have an idea. I jump from a plane and land on all fours.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' How is that possible?!<br />
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'''ASHLEY:''' It's a cat thing...<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Meet at the ampitheater at 6 PM. But for now, eat, and practice.<br />
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''{Cut to a field beside the cabins where the Gophers are practicing}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' I'm not sure if I should ****...<br />
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''{Outhouse Cam: Tom}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' It's nice to know you have a talent, but it just feels bad expressing it...and then along came Jess...<br />
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''{Cut back}''<br />
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'''JESS:''' Don't be afraid, Tom. Go on and ****.<br />
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'''TOM:''' I...I...I will! Thanks.<br />
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'''VAN:''' So...Kale, what can you do?<br />
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'''KALE:''' I've...well...I can **** stuff real well.<br />
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'''BRUCE:''' I can-<br />
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'''KALE:''' WE KNOW. YOU CAN RIPPLE YOUR FRIGGEN ****.<br />
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'''BRUCE:''' Nope...I can **** Beethoven's 5th.<br />
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'''KALE:''' Ew...well, I can't believe I'm saying this...but...do it. Do your fart ****.<br />
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''{Bruce attempts to ****}''<br />
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'''KALE:''' NOT NOW!<br />
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'''PTER:''' Wait till you see what I can do.<br />
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'''FANG:''' Oh yeah? Well...what I have planned is impossible to do!<br />
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''{Cut to the Bass, practicing}''<br />
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'''GEOFF:''' Has anyone seen my skateboard?<br />
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'''TEX:''' Here ya go. Got it from the cabin.<br />
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'''GEOFF:''' Thanks, man!<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Jeez...I dunno what to do.<br />
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'''FENRI:''' Scarf down a bunch of Chef's..."****." Without puking.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Maybe...<br />
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'''ELYSSA:''' Try not to **** up, Luc.<br />
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'''LUCAS:''' Eh...ok.<br />
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==Part 2: The Reel Big Show==<br />
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''{Cut to the Ampitheater}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Welcome, campers, to the Wawanakwa Talent Show! We've got our 8 ****ing campers performing their skills, so let's see them strut their stuff! First up for the Bass is...Geoff!<br />
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''{Lucas and Elyssa carry a skate ramp on, Geoff rushes in on a skateboard and does several tricks on the ramp}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Nice ****, Geoff! Let's see what Chef thinks.<br />
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''{Chef-O-Meter: 7/10}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Not bad, not bad. Now...let's go to the Gophers! Pter is next!<br />
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''{Pter flies up onto the stage area. He raises his **** in the air and stands silent with focus. All of a sudden, a storm comes and a lightning bolt shoots into Pter's hands. He fires the charged ball of electricity into a faraway ****, knocking it down}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Very impressive! Now...what does Chef have to say?<br />
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''{Chef-O-Meter: 9/10}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Nice score, Pter. Now...we have Ashley!<br />
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''{Cut to a plane, Ashley stands there ready to ****}''<br />
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'''ASHLEY:''' If I die, I'll live to regret it.<br />
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''{Ashley plunges from the plane and onto the stage. She lands perfectly on her hands and feet.}''<br />
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'''ASHLEY:''' Woah! I'm still alive!<br />
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''{Chef-O-Meter: 8.5/10}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Good job, Ashley. Now, Gophers, pick someone to go next!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Um...I think we still need to prepare more. How about another Bass?<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Hm...okay. Ryan? It's your turn!<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Okay. Bottoms up...<br />
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''{Ryan takes out a tub of Chef's ****, and ****s it}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Oog...I think I made it. ''{Ryan gags}''<br />
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''{Outhouse Cam: Chef}''<br />
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'''CHEF:''' Come on! I've tasted my ****! Why do all these campers expect something good?!<br />
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''{Cut back}''<br />
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''{Chef-O-Meter: 6/10}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Eh...could be better. Next!<br />
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''{Bruce comes on}''<br />
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'''BRUCE:''' I really hope those tacos worked...<br />
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''{Bruce successfully ****s Beethoven's 5th}''<br />
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'''VARIOUS WATCHING CAMPERS:''' Ew...ick...gross! ''{other words of disgust}''<br />
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''{Chef-O-Meter: 7/10}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Okay...give us some time to air out...Tom! It's your turn.<br />
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''{Tom walks on with a guitar}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' This is a song for a certain someone in the crowd; a certain someone in my team.<br />
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''{Tom starts playing the guitar}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{1,2,3,4 by the Plain White T's}''<br />
<pre><br />
1 2, 1 2 3 4-<br />
Give me more lovin' than I've ever had, <br />
Make it all better when I'm feelin' sad, <br />
Tell me that I'm special even when I know I'm not, <br />
Make it feel good when I hurt so bad, Barely gettin' mad, <br />
I'm so glad I found you; I love bein' around you.<br />
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You make it easy, it's easy as 1, 2- 1, 2, 3, 4<br />
There's only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you- (I love you) I love you<br />
There's only 1 way 2 say those 3 words and that's what I'll do-(I love you)<br />
I love you.<br />
There's only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you- (I love you) I love you<br />
There's only 1 way 2 say those 3 words and that's what I'll do-(I love you)<br />
I love you.<br />
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''{The audience cheers}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Well, Tom. It seems the campers ****ed it. Now...Chef?<br />
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''{Chef-O-Meter: 8/10}''<br />
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''{Outhouse Cam: Chef}''<br />
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'''CHEF:''' Kid's got a nice ****.<br />
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''{Cut back}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' There are two campers left. Why don't we bring out Lucas?<br />
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''{Lucas walks out with a Flying V Guitar and starts playing the intro to Enter Sandman by Metallica}''<br />
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'''LUCAS:'''<br />
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Say your prayers little one<br />
Dont forget, my son<br />
To include everyone<br />
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Tuck you in, warm within<br />
Keep you free from sin<br />
Till the sandman he comes<br />
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Sleep with one eye open<br />
Gripping your pillow tight<br />
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Exit light<br />
Enter night<br />
Take my hand<br />
Off to never never land<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Woah! That was some sweet ****ing! Now Chef's opinion...<br />
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''{Chef-O-Meter: 9.5/10}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' I think we have our winner...that is unless Fang can top that!<br />
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''{Fang walks on}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Here goes!<br />
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''{Fang removes his own *****. The other campers seem unimpressed}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' What? I'm one of the only ones of you who can do this! Wait, watch!<br />
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''{Fang sits and removes his legs}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' What?!<br />
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'''ELYSSA:''' I think I recall this happening...<br />
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'''TEX:''' Yeah. And WHY.<br />
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''{Flashback to the first episode}''<br />
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''{Fang lands and breaks apart on a rock}''<br />
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'''SOME OF THE SG:''' Oooh...ow... <br />
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'''BRUCE:''' You still alive? <br />
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'''FANG:''' I've got mechanical implants, I'm fine... <br />
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''{Flash forward}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Oh, you guys wouldn't know talent if it bit you in the butt!<br />
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''{Chef-O-Meter: 1.5/10}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' It looks like the Bass win this!<br />
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''{The Killer Bass cheer}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Gophers! To the campfire!<br />
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==Part 3: GTFO: Get The **** Out==<br />
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''{Cut to the Campfire}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Campers, your votes are in. Whoever does not recieve a **** must hit the Dock of *******s and make their way to the loser boat. And you can NEVER return. The first marshmallow goes to...Bruce.<br />
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''{Chris tosses a marshmallow to the following}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Kale, Foxx, Tom, Megan, Jess, Kyubii.<br />
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''{One is left (OH ****)}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' And the final marshmallow goes to...Pter.<br />
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''{Pter is given his marshmallow}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Ok, Fang. Time to ****!<br />
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'''FANG:''' Good riddance.<br />
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''{Cut to Fang on the Boat of Losers}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' You guys suck, you know that?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Hey! Get some REAL talent!<br />
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'''FANG:''' I'll show you real talent soon enough!<br />
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''{Fang sails away}''<br />
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'''CHRIS:''' Okay! Get some hard earned rest, Gophers. Next challenge is a gruesome one!<br />
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''{Credits}''</div>Cow Puncher 5