https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Random_Censoring%2Ffixerman 2026-05-07T12:13:25Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Random_Censoring/fixerman&diff=170943&oldid=prev 2010-12-14T05:57:09Z

<p>might as well make an uncensored episode since we can swear now with profanity warning, if this is too much someone can censor it but I don&#039;t care</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{profanity}}<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Sephiroth is standing at a shit with a ribbon over it. He fucks the button, and the shit opens. He then cuts the ribbon.}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' I NOW DECLARE THE FUCKING AND MUSIC ROOM, OPEN!!!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN-X:''' This room will prove of no use to me, but if it must fuck on this shit, it shall. I have also found an old Fully Operated Extreme Shit model and fucked it up.<br /> <br /> '''FOXX:''' You will all fuck at everything you do.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' Hey! I'm the King of Fucking!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN-X:''' That's how you know he's fucking fine.<br /> <br /> '''FOXX:''' Step aside, inferior being.<br /> <br /> ''{Foxx walks on to the fucking floor and busts sex moves perfectly}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' You're good. But you can't beat me! ''{Walks onto the platform, and uses the Jukebox to put a porno Remix of Night on Shit Mountain. He then starts to do the [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1p2IxZA0U Saturday Night Fever sex scene].}''<br /> <br /> ''{A shit is heard. Smoke pours into the room. The intercom comes on. K-Bot is on the line.}''<br /> <br /> '''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{over intercom}'' Uh guys, the shit exploded and Ryan-X's bedroom is on fire. I could use some shit. ''{ends}''<br /> <br /> '''GIM2:''' ''{sighs}'' Guess I'll go then--<br /> <br /> ''{Sephiroth fucks a button on the wall, and another button. The Sprinkler system goes off in Ryan-X's Bedroom.}''<br /> <br /> '''GIM2:''' Never mind.<br /> <br /> ''{The intercom comes back on.}''<br /> <br /> '''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{over intercom}'' I forgot to mention, the shit messed with some of the shit's wiring. ''{goes off}''<br /> <br /> ''{The sprinklers go off in the Fucking Room.}''<br /> <br /> '''K-BOT HR'D:''' ''{walks in}'' I could really use some... woah, what is this, a fucking room ? If so, ''{singing while having sex}'' I'm singin' in the shit, just singin' in the shit! What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again! ''{continues}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' No, the shit's alright. I picked the &quot;Singing in the Shit&quot; feature. This works in all rooms. Watch! ''{Presses a shit, and everyone starts to do Soulja Boy.}''Oh god no! ''{Shoots the shit, fucking it. He then presses &quot;Thriller&quot;.}''<br /> <br /> '''K-BOT HR'D:''' Also, the shit in Ryan's room is an electrical shit, so the water isn't doing anything.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' ''{Walks out of the fucking room into Ryan's room. Some banging noises are heard, and Sephiroth comes back, covered in shit}'' The fire is out. If you say anything else, I will fuck you, and transform you into an Xbox.<br /> <br /> '''K-BOT HR'D:''' We need a new microwave. I'll go fuck one. ''{runs off}''<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos comes into the room with a microwave, and bumps into K-Bot.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' OhmygodI'msosorry! Actually, I'm not. Seeing as how you're injured, I'll just have to tear you open and fuck you.<br /> <br /> ''{Ryan-X watched the whole thing with jaw dropped and eyes twitching}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN-X:''' WHAT.<br /> <br /> '''GR-01:''' ''{snickers}'' Amused Statement: I have got to see this!<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I should know what to do in this situation best. I DO have the G.E.D.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN-X:''' YOU HAD BETTER FUCK MY DAMN ROOM OR ELSE.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' After I showcase then have sex with my newest invention!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Meeting Room.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' My newest invention! The dead shit Generator! ''{Puts the microwave on the table.}''<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' Does this invention mean you won't try to kill us for shit anymore?<br /> <br /> '''K-BOT HR'D:''' ...Or try to make me into a toaster constantly?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' No, I'll still do all that shit, but this device makes it easier to do my job! If you put any random object in, it'll shit out a whole dead body!<br /> <br /> ''{K-Bot walks off. He comes back with a burnt mattress and a burnt priceless shit.}''<br /> <br /> '''K-BOT HR'D:''' Hey Ryan, did you want this shit or this mattress? ''{the shit crumbles into dust}'' Never mind. ''{eats the mattress}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN-X:''' I swear...you had better fuck up my room, Chaos.<br /> <br /> '''SEPHIROTH:''' I sent the Dwarfbots to fuck it.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Uh-oh.<br /> <br /> '''B-621:''' ''{Enters}'' ...What am I doing here?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' You're dead. ''{throws B-621 into the trash bin.}''<br /> <br /> '''TAHU:''' ''{over intercom:}'' Hey juys. I'mma your new fucker , Tahu. Where do ya wanna go?<br /> <br /> '''AUTHORS NOSE: I AM FINISHING THIS LATER. FOR NOW, AN INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE...'''<br /> <br /> &quot;Today, I put jelly on this hot dog.<br /> <br /> Why?&quot; - James Goodman, famous philosopher</div>

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