Chwoka at 01:00, 21 November 2009

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''{Open: Raiku is flying in his private jet, sitting in his recliner chair, with a tequila in one hand, and a Playboy in the other}''

'''RAIKU:''' Lucifer Satan.. How long is this flight going to be? Raggon!

''{Raggon runs in, and bows.}''

'''RAGGON:''' Yes sir, what is it that you most humbly desire?

'''RAIKU:''' I desire to know how much longer it will take for us to arrive!

'''RAGGON:''' Well, right now we are flying over Wales, so you can expect that we'll land in about 30 minutes.. Maybe a little more, you'll just have to wait and see.

'''RAIKU:''' Right.. Raggon, leave me in privacy so I can look at titties in peace.

'''RAGGON:''' Right you are, sir..

''{Raggon leaves, and Raiku puts the magazine down. He then starts to think}''

'''RAIKU:''' ''{Thinking}'' It's been a week since Reginald had challenged me to armed combat... Why he wishes to do so, I do not even know. I do not even have any quarrel with him. Well rest assured, I will come back safely.. I always do.. Heh..

''{Later, Raiku is seen inside an airport.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Hey, Raggonix.. What airport are we at right now?

''''RAGGONIX:''' Right now... Gatwick.

'''RAIKU:''' Really? Interesting..

'''RAGGON:''' So sir, what do you want to do now?

'''RAIKU:''' Well, before I look for Reginald, I would like to try one of those British roasts they're always talking about. Fancy having a bite to eat? Food's on me.

'''RAGGON:''' Hot damn, I'm hungry! Let's go!

''{Raggon and Raggonix run off, with Raiku walking on behind them.}''

'''RAIKU:''' Heh, those guys.. Always thinking with their stomachs!

''{Cut to a posh, Victorian office. A man is sitting at the desk, reading his newspaper. The newspaper is partially covering his face, leaving only the top part of his head.}''

'''???:''' American Superhero enters England, eh? So he did accept my challenge... Ha!

''{He throws the newspaper down, revealing what he looks like. He's dressed in hunter's clothing, and is sporting a scar on his left eye.}''

'''???:''' I never really expected him to accept though. Maybe Americans aren't as cowardly as I thought. Oh, who cares? It's only going to end up with me winning anyway. Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

''{??? is shot in the back of the head by ????}''

'''????:''' ''{chuckles}'' Now that that buffoon's out of the way, I can kill Raiku myself! Oh, you will pay dearly for dodging your overdraft fees, Raiku... VERY dearly.

''{Cut: Outside the roast, which you can see through a large window on the second story. Everybody is laughing. Zoom out: ???? in a tree, looking in with binoculars.}''

'''????:''' Oh, yes. Mmmm. Oh, baby. Yeah, keep it coming.

''{Cut: Inside. Raiku, Raggon, and Raggonix are sitting uncomfortably.}''

'''RAGGON:''' ''{hushed tone}'' I thought you said this was a roast!

'''RAIKU:''' Well apparently roasts mean a different thing in England.

'''RAGGONIX:''' I'm starving!

''{Cut: Front of building. ???? sneaks up to the front door, and jiggles the knob.}''

'''????:''' Damn. Locked.

''{A piano drops on ????'s head. ?? walks up, remote control in hand.}''

'''??:''' That'll take care of you, mole. Double agent. Now, onto the Raiku fellow...

''{?? peeks inside. Raiku and Raggon are boozing it up after the roast.}''

'''??:''' Now's my chance to kill him before the duel!

''{?? creeps up behind Raiku, but seizes up.}''

'''??:''' Oh god, my heart!

''{Collective gasp! Raiku catches ?? as he falls down.}''

'''RAGGON:''' Should I call the ambulance?!

'''RAIKU:''' ''{feeling the pulse}'' No... no, call the morgue.

''{Small tears.}''

'''RAIKU:''' I, for one, did not know this man, but let's have a moment of silence.

''{All remove their hats and sustain a silence.}''

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Chwoka at 01:00, 21 November 2009