Raggon's World/Lex - Revision history

Brerose at 02:41, 12 September 2013

2013-09-12T02:41:57Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 02:36, 12 September 2013

2013-09-12T02:36:47Z

Brerose at 02:28, 12 September 2013

2013-09-12T02:28:39Z

Tyrannosaurus Lex at 02:27, 12 September 2013

2013-09-12T02:27:00Z

Brerose: moved The Raggon Show/Lex to Raggon's World/Lex

2013-09-12T02:25:33Z

moved The Raggon Show/Lex to Raggon's World/Lex

Brerose: lex tell me what you think

2013-09-12T02:14:42Z

lex tell me what you think

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''{Cut to a basement somewhere, horribly made to look like a studio. Raggonix is behind a $50 camera, filming.}''

'''RAGGON:''' Welcome to...'''THE RAGGON SHOW'''. It's that super cool hip YOUTUBE SHOW. Super groovy. Now, let's rip off what Daily Show does..

''{Raggon looks through notes.}''

'''RAGGON:''' These are all bullshit. Raggonix, bring out the guest.

''{Raggonix opens a small trunk, lifting out...'''LEX!'''. Lex is then ductaped to a wheely chair, and pushed aside Raggonix.}''

'''LEX:''' LET ME GO YOU MONGRELS.

'''RAGGON:''' Isn't he a joker? Hahaha...Lex, why did you sign up to be on my show today?

'''LEX:''' I DIDN'T. I came to buy that used car!

'''RAGGON:''' Whatever. What are your favorite hobbies?

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	'''LEX:''' THIS IS FUCKING STUPID.		'''LEX:''' THIS IS FUCKING STUPID.
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		+	'''RAGGON:''' Meh, I'm bored with him. Just kill him, Raggonix.
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		+	'''RAGGONIX:''' Uh..the revolver is empty. I was just trying to scare him.
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		+	''{Lex glares at them, and suddenly tackles Raggonix. Raggon tries to grab him, but Lex suplexes him, and runs upstairs. Raiku is there, playing a 3DS.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' WHICH WAY IS THE FUCKING EXIT?
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		+	''{Raiku points for the front door}''
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		+	'''RAIKU:''' That way, have a nice day.
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		+	''{Lex escapes as Raggon and Raggonix cry and eat ice cream. Later, all evidence of the crime magically vanishes.}''
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		+	'''RAGGON:''' Well, that's boring. Let's get pizza.
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		+	'''RAGGON:''' YAY!
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		+	'''''Fin.'''''

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	''{He gets off Lex, who sits down in the chair, sore from being squashed by an air-man recolor.}''		''{He gets off Lex, who sits down in the chair, sore from being squashed by an air-man recolor.}''
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		+	'''LEX:''' Ugh, fine. If I answer your fucking questions, will you let me go?
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		+	'''RAGGON:''' ...Maybe.
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		+	'''LEX:''' What was the question again?
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		+	'''RAGGON:''' Your hobbies. What are they?
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		+	'''LEX:''' Well, um... I do freelance computer designing sometimes, completing random tasks for people online who hardly know how to pick up a mouse, sometimes I teach children at the community Sunday school, and whenever I have free time, I like to volunteer at the homeless soup kitchen. You see, I care for disadvantaged in our society, I believe that they should all be given cha-... What are you doing?
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		+	''{Pan over to reveal that Raggon is suddenly making out with a hooker while Lex is talking to him.}''
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		+	'''RAGGON:''' Wait, what? What was that? Sorry, I was too busy getting some.
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		+	'''LEX:''' This is fucking ridiculous, I'm outta here.
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		+	''{Lex gets up to leave, but Raggonix points a revolver at him.}''
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		+	'''RAGGONIX:''' No no no. You stay ''right'' there, where he wants you to be.
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		+	'''LEX:''' THIS IS FUCKING STUPID.

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	'''LEX:''' I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU UNTIE ME YOU FAT BASTARD		'''LEX:''' I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU UNTIE ME YOU FAT BASTARD
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		+	''{Raggonix waves a shiv in Lex's face, and then cuts the rope. Lex proceeds to drop kick him, until Raggon sits on him.}''
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		+	'''RAGGON:''' I ASKED A QUESTION. DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?
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		+	'''LEX:''' We-
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		+	'''RAGGON:''' I SAID, DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?
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		+	'''LEX:''' NO SIR.
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		+	'''RAGGON:''' NOW ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION, CLARENCE.
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		+	''{He gets off Lex, who sits down in the chair, sore from being squashed by an air-man recolor.}''

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	'''RAGGON:''' Whatever. What are your favorite hobbies?		'''RAGGON:''' Whatever. What are your favorite hobbies?
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		+	'''LEX:''' I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU UNTIE ME YOU FAT BASTARD

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