The Noid: never forget.

2010-08-24T05:20:00Z

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== FOUR WORDS ==
'''SKULLB:''' Hey, all. Skullbuggy here! Some of you may not have been here to see this, but this is ROBUTTNIKS MEAN BEAN MACHEAN. A classic of its time, it has been restored for all to see, for all to marvel in its glory. This is the story of a man named Dr. REBOTNEK and his assistants, SKRATCH and GRONDER. These three men fought against the republic of Mobius, a land where singing and fun was overabundant. In his anger, REBOTNEK decided to make Mobius less happy by creating the Bean Steamer, a machine made to turn beans into robots. From there, it just gets more powerful. So sit back, relax, and stack some beans.

== CHEPTER WONE ==

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>SKRATCH GRONDER COME HERE</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>YES BOSS</big>

[[Image:GRONDER.PNG|GRONDER]] <big>DURRH WHAT IS IT</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>I HAVE MADE A BEAUTIFUL THING WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IT</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>WHY OF COURSE</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>I CALL IT THE BEAN STEAMER</big>

[[Image:GRONDER.PNG|GRONDER]] <big>DURRH WHAT DOES IT DO</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK</big>

[[Image:GRONDER.PNG|GRONDER]]

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]]

[[Image:GRONDER.PNG|GRONDER]]

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]]

[[Image:GRONDER.PNG|GRONDER]]

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>IT MAKES BEANS INTO ROBOTS</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>OBVIOUSLY</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WITH THIS I SHALL RID MOBIUS OF HAPPINESS FOREVER</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>WHAT</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>NOW I WILL SEND MY BEST TROOPS TO GUARD THE BEAN PRISONERS SO WE DO NOT HAVE ANY COMPLICATIONS</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>GOOD THINKING DR. REBOTNEK</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>BUAHAHAHAHA</big>

== CHEPTER TOO ==



[[Image:ERMS.PNG|ERMS]] <big>HELLO THERE GENTLEMEN MY NAME IS ERMS</big>

[[Image:ERMS.PNG|ERMS]]

[[Image:ERMS.PNG|ERMS]] <big>IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE LARGE ERMS</big>

[[Image:ERMS.PNG|ERMS]]

[[Image:ERMS.PNG|ERMS]] <big>IT IS A SUBTLE JOKE YOU MAY NOT HAVE UNDERSTOOD</big>

[[Image:ERMS.PNG|ERMS]] <big>I AM HERE TO PROTECT THE BEANS FROM BEING RESCUED</big>

[[Image:ERMS.PNG|ERMS]] <big>COME TO ERMS MY BEAUTIES</big>

<big><big>ONE SOUND THRASHING LATER</big></big>

[[Image:ERMS.PNG|ERMS]] <big>OH GOD I CANNOT WALK YOU WIN I GUESS</big>



[[Image:FRANKLIN.PNG|FRANKLIN]] <big>HELLO THERE OLD BEAN MY NAME IS FRANKLIN</big>

[[Image:FRANKLIN.PNG|FRANKLIN]] <big>DO YOU GET IT</big>

[[Image:FRANKLIN.PNG|FRANKLIN]] <big>IT IS BECAUSE I AM LIKE FRANKENSTEIN</big>

[[Image:FRANKLIN.PNG|FRANKLIN]] <big>BUT I DIGRESS I MUST STOP YOU OLD CHAP</big>

[[Image:FRANKLIN.PNG|FRANKLIN]] <big>HAVE AT YOU</big>

<big><big>AFTER A LONG WHILE OF STACKING BEANS</big></big>

[[Image:FRANKLIN.PNG|FRANKLIN]] <big>I WAS SO VERY VERY WRONG</big>

[[Image:HUMPDY.PNG|HUMPDY]] <big>WHY HELLO SIR I AM HUMPDY</big>

[[Image:HUMPDY.PNG|HUMPDY]] <big>IT IS LIKE THE EGG STORY</big>

[[Image:HUMPDY.PNG|HUMPDY]] <big><big>HUMPDY DUMPDY SAT ON A WALL</big></big>

[[Image:HUMPDY.PNG|HUMPDY]] <big>YOU CATCH MY DRIFT CORRECT</big>

[[Image:HUMPDY.PNG|HUMPDY]] <big>GOOD FOR NOW WE MUST FIGHT IN A BATTLE OF WITS</big>

<big><big>HUMPDY DUMPDY HAD A GREAT FALL</big></big>

[[Image:HUMPDY.PNG|HUMPDY]] <big>MY INSIDES ARE GOING WHERE THEY SHOULDN'T</big>

[[Image:COKONETS.PNG|COKONETS]] <big>HELLO I AM COKONETS</big>

[[Image:COKONETS.PNG|COKONETS]] <big>DR. REBOTNEK HAS TRUSTED ME WITH GUARDING THESE BEANS</big>

[[Image:COKONETS.PNG|COKONETS]] <big>YOU WILL NOT LEAVE EURASIA ALIVE</big>

<big><big>TIME SWIPE</big></big>

[[Image:COKONETS.PNG|COKONETS]] <big>OH JESUS CALL AN AMBULANCE</big>

<big><big>MEANWILE IN REBOTNEK'S LAB</big></big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HE KILLED COKONETS</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>COKONETS WAS MY ONLY FRIEND</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>WHAT ABOUT ME SIR</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU AND YOUR ROOSTER TEETH</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] You don't have to be such an asshole about it.

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>NEVERTHELESS THIS IS NOT OVER</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>SEND OUT THE TROOPS</big>

== CHEPTER TREE ==


[[Image:DAVEYSPROKIT.PNG|DAVEY SPROKIT]] <big>HOWDY PARDNER I AM DAVEY SPROKIT</big>

[[Image:DAVEYSPROKIT.PNG|DAVEY SPROKIT]] <big>DO YOU SEE MY COONSKIN CAP SIR</big>

[[Image:DAVEYSPROKIT.PNG|DAVEY SPROKIT]] <big>I AM A ROBOT DAVEY CROCKIT</big>

[[Image:DAVEYSPROKIT.PNG|DAVEY SPROKIT]] <big>BUT WE CAN TALK ABOUT THAT LATER</big>

[[Image:DAVEYSPROKIT.PNG|DAVEY SPROKIT]] <big>I MUST PIONEER SOME NEW TECHNIQUES</big>



<big><big>ONE LOUISIANA PURCHASE-SIZED BEATING LATER</big></big>

[[Image:DAVEYSPROKIT.PNG|DAVEY SPROKIT]] <big>MY LEFT LUNG SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND NEW FRONTIER</big>

[[Image:DAVEYSPROKIT.PNG|DAVEY SPROKIT]] <big>ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT FIELD</big>

[[Image:PIGWHEEL.PNG|PIGWHEEL]] <big>HOLY HELL WHAT AM I</big>

[[Image:PIGWHEEL.PNG|PIGWHEEL]] <big>I HAVE A PIG NOSE AND TWO WHEELS</big>

[[Image:PIGWHEEL.PNG|PIGWHEEL]] <big>I AM AN ABOMINATION</big>

[[Image:PIGWHEEL.PNG|PIGWHEEL]] <big>PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY</big>

<big><big>STACK SOME BEANS</big></big>

[[Image:PIGWHEEL.PNG|PIGWHEEL]] <big>WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT</big>

[[Image:PIGWHEEL.PNG|PIGWHEEL]] <big>ALL YOU DID WAS STACK SOME BEANS</big>

[[Image:PIGWHEEL.PNG|PIGWHEEL]] <big>WHY AM I STILL ALIVE</big>

[[Image:DINAMIGHT.PNG|DINAMIGHT]] <big>HELLO SIR MY NAME IS</big>

<big><big>AND THEN HE EXPLODED BECAUSE HE IS DYNAMITE</big></big>

[[Image:GRONDER.PNG|GRONDER]] <big>DURRRH I AM GRONDER</big>

[[Image:GRONDER.PNG|GRONDER]] <big>YOU WONT GET PAST ME SIR</big>

<big><big>ONE FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE LATER</big></big>

[[Image:GRONDER.PNG|GRONDER]] <big>OH GOD PLEASE NO MORE</big>

[[Image:GRONDER.PNG|GRONDER]] <big>THE BLOOD IS POOLING AROUND ME AS I SPEAK</big>

<big><big>BACK AT REBOTNEKS HOWSE</big></big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>GRONDER WAS JUST MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD SKRATCH</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>WHAT A WAY TO GO HUH DR. REBOTNEK</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>BUT THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIR</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WE HAVE MORE IN STORE</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>READY WAVE THREE</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS</big>

== CHEPTER FOR ==

[[Image:PLOCK.PNG|PLOCK]] <big>YO YO YO WHAT UP</big>

[[Image:PLOCK.PNG|PLOCK]] <big>I FORGOT MY NAME</big>

[[Image:PLOCK.PNG|PLOCK]] <big>BUT WHATEVER</big>

[[Image:PLOCK.PNG|PLOCK]] <big>LET'S BATTLE YO</big>

<big><big>ONE EXTREME MACRAME COMPETITION LATER</big></big>

[[Image:PLOCK.PNG|PLOCK]] <big>BOY I GOT SCHOOLED</big>

[[Image:PLOCK.PNG|PLOCK]]

[[Image:PLOCK.PNG|PLOCK]] <big>IT HURTS VERY BADLY</big>

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]] <big>DOMO ARIGATO</big>

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]] <big>MY NAME IS SIR F-FUZZY LOGIK</big>

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]]

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]]

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]] <big>HOLY HELL IS THAT MY REAL NAME</big>

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]] <big>GODDAMN</big>

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]] <big>WHATEVER I AM A SAMURAI</big>

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]] <big>I WILL BEAT YOU</big>

<big><big>豆の積み重ね</big></big>

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]] <big>I HAVE FAILED</big>

[[Image:ITHINKTHISONEISASAMURAI.PNG|WHAT IS THIS ONE'S NAME]] <big>I AM COMING, ANCESTORS</big>

[[Image:DARGONBREATH.PNG|DARGONBREATH]] <big>A AAAAAAA AAA</big>

<big><big>AAA AA A AAAAA</big></big>

[[Image:DARGONBREATH.PNG|DARGONBREATH]] <big>AAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAA</big>

<big><big>CUT: REBOTNEK'S LAB, INT., DAY</big></big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT POPCORN SKRATCH</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTH</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU MUTANT</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]]

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>THATS BETTER</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>THEY ARE GETTING CLOSER</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WE MUST DEFEND OURSELVES SKRATCH</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WE MUST READY OURSELVES FOR THE FINAL BATTLE</big>

== CHEPTER FIFE ==

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>SIR I SHALL GO AND STOP THE INTRUDER</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>COMMENDABLE SKRATCH</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>MAKE DADDY PROUD</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>THAT'S RIGHT</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>COME AND GET SOME</big>

"Fine... I will."

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>WHAT</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>WAAAAUUGH STOP STABBING ME</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>GYAAAAARGH</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] <big>AAAAARGH</big>

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] GYAAAAAH

[[Image:SKRATCH.PNG|SKRATCH]] AAAH

<big><big>SKRATCH DIED</big></big>

"Heh... what a pushover."

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>SKRATCH HAVE YOU DISPOSED OF THE INTRU</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]]

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>SKRATCH NO</big>

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WHO DID THIS TO YOU SKRATCH</big>

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "I did."

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>WHO THE HELL ARE YOU</big>

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "I have no name. Some people call me... Solid Snake."

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>I DONT GIVE A CRAP</big>

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "Whatever the case, I'm here to stop you, Robotnik... or should I say... brother?"

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>EXCUSE ME</big>

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "You don't know, do you?"

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>OF COURSE NOT JUST TELL ME</big>

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "Dr. Robotnik, you and I were part of a project. A project called..."

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "Las Habas Terribles."

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>LAS HABAS TERRIBLES</big>

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "Las Habas Terribles."

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "It was a government project to create the perfect super soldier."

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "The project spawned two children. One had the flawed genes, and one had the perfect genes."

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "You... you were the perfect one."

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>OH REALLY</big>

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "Yes. You were to be mass-produced in order to create an army of super soldiers..."

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "... who can consist on nothing but baked beans."

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]]

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "I'm here to stop you from becoming mass-produced. I'm here..."

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "... to save you."

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "Do you want to be saved, Dr.? Do you?"

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]]

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>YES BROTHER</big>

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "Alright, then..."

''{click}''

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "Any last words, Dr.?"

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]]

[[Image:REBOTNEK.PNG|REBOTNEK]] <big>I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG</big>

[[Image:SNAKE.PNG|SNAKE]] "Goodnight... Dr. Robotnik."

''{BOOM.}''


you say you want an explanation

I played Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine very recently. Though I did, honestly, really like the game, the story was unbelievably stupid. In a burst of inspiration, I decided to make a story about it in all caps.

Eventually I was plagued with the decision of how to end it. Naturally, I gave it the MGS ending. So that explains a lot, huh?

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