https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Punching_Bells%2F1Punching Bells/1 - Revision history2026-04-11T23:12:41ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Punching_Bells/1&diff=134768&oldid=prevBellstrom at 23:51, 22 May 20092009-05-22T23:51:54Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Open to Cow's house. Bell is there.}''<br />
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'''COW:''' I am bored! Let invent!<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Invent ''what''?<br />
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'''COW:''' Invent... an emergency zombie invasion kit!<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' ...How are we going to do that?<br />
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'''COW:''' Montage!<br />
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''{"Teenage Wasteland - The Who" plays while they have a SUPER MONTAGE}''<br />
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'''COW:''' Okay, so, we've got a hammer to break the glass on the outside, and on the inside we've got some cool glasses, a swiss army knife-phone, a pistol, a bullet proof vest, and a chainsaw. Sounds like a winner to me!<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' But to me it sounds like the perfect tool for murderous rampages. And, wouldn't the swiss army knife-phone cut up your ear?<br />
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'''COW:''' See, it flips out to be a swiss army knife, but it's disguised as a normal phone, so you don't really use the phone. Also, let's add a bell alarm ''{Tries to stuff in bling and puts on the glass}''<br />
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'''BLING:''' HNNNGHHH<br />
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'''COW:''' ... Okay! Let's sell it!<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' ...No, wait!<br />
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''{Bling starts to seem calm}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Where are we going to sell it?<br />
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''{Bling starts to panic}''<br />
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'''COW:''' Hmmm... Maybe we can tell Walmart to install it.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Will they pay us, though?<br />
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'''COW:''' Yeah, they'll pay us $100 for giving it to them, $300 for every use.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' So, we'll eventually get $400, right?<br />
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'''COW:''' Yeah, and we can install 10, so that would be $5000 after a single invasion!<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' ...Do we have enough alarms for ten?<br />
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'''COW:''' ...Oh, no. ''{Pulls Bling out, who's struggling for air}''<br />
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'''BLING:''' YOU STUPID ''{BLEEP}''ING ''{BLEEP}''! WHY THE ''{BLEEP}'' DID YOU ''{BLEEP}''ING ''{LONG BLEEP}''<br />
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'''COW:''' Oh, be quiet.<br />
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'''BLING:'''''{LONG BLEEP}'' ON A ''{BLEEP}''ING ''{BLEEP}'' WITH FOUR ''{BLEEP}''S ''{LONG BLEEP}'' ANCIENT EVIL ''{LONG BLEEP}''ING ARNOLD RIMMER WHILST ''{LONG BLEEP}'' TISSUES ''{LONG BLEEP}'' HEY LOOK A ''{LONG BLEEP}''<br />
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'''COW:''' That was so jlagazing, Bling!<br />
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'''BLING:''' SWEET ''{BLEEP}''ITTY ''{LONG BLEEP}'' WITH A BUCKET OF ''{LONG BLEEP}''<br />
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'''COW:''' Ahhh, shut the hack up.<br />
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'''BLING:''' FLIPPING ''{LONG BLEEP}''ING ''{BLEEP}'' SANDWICH WITH A SIDE OF ''{LONG BLEEP}''<br />
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'''COW:''' ... ''{Tapes Bling's mouth shut}''<br />
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'''BLING:'''''{muffled screams}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' SHUT UP!<br />
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'''COW:''' Now, let us sell!<br />
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''{They drive to Wal-mart with all ten kits}''<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' That was the most interesting ride to Wal-Mart I've ever had!<br />
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'''BLING:'''''{rips the tape off of his mouth}'' We met so many celebrities!<br />
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'''COW:''' Yeah, I know you were being sarcastic, but I SWEAR I ran over Tom Hanks and Ashton Kutcher.<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' Poor Tom... At least you missed Robin Williams.<br />
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'''COW:''' I do miss Tom, but Ashton deserved it. And it's a miss that I missed Joe Jonas and Miley Cyrus. Now, let's go on in.<br />
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''{they walk in and show the manager.}''<br />
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''{OOC: You control the manager}''<br />
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'''MANAGER:''' ...What is it?<br />
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'''COW:''' It's a Zombie Invasion Kit!<br />
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'''IM A BELL:''' It's also good for mad rampages!<br />
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'''MANAGER:''' Hmm... This is relevant to my interests. How much are you selling these Invasion Kits for?<br />
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'''COW:''' We were thinking about 100$ per installation in your store, 400 per use.<br />
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'''MANAGER:''' Hmm... ''{looks at a Wal-Mart sign}'' Sounds reasonable.</div>Bellstrom