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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">2nd President: Chwoka</span></span></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Though the title means next-to-nothing, the title of '''President of the WUW''' is highly sought-after. Seen here is a gallery of the Presidents of the WUW.<br /> <br /> == List of Presidents ==<br /> <br /> === 0th President: Chaos ===<br /> <br /> His only thing was setting up the elections. But he's so supremely awesome, we decided to make this section for him. He really doesn't have a cabinet. It's all randomized.<br /> <br /> === 1st President: Skullbuggy ===<br /> President '''Skullivan Milhouse Buggy''' was the first President of the WUW. His rule was said to be a hastily scrawled, poorly-executed plan for change and hope. The problem being, of course, Buggy was very, very lazy. His Vice President, '''Chwoka''', was far more industrious than the President. Buggy was protected by two bodyguards, '''Badstar Strunner''' and '''Chaos Malifact'''. The highlight of Buggy's presidency was the Great Stubbening of '08, when Buggy stubbed his little toe and only cried for two minutes. Buggy was shot twice five minutes into his presidency when he fffffffffffff<br /> <br /> ==== Cabinet ====<br /> <br /> *Crazy Black Reverend - '''The Noid'''<br /> <br /> === 2nd President: Chwoka ===<br /> <br /> President '''Chwoka''' assumed his term five minutes into Skullbuggy's term. Chwoka's first order appointed 4 further bodyguards to stand around him. Another assasination attempted to kill him, but the assailant only had 6 bullets left and killed his bodygaurds instead. He proceeded to hire six more bodyguards, and hire cabinet members. Then he set up a [[Gold Standard|bank]], and a [[Sugar Plum Thymes|newspaper]]. In order to actuall sell stuff and create jobs, he soon created [[Buggy Memorial Mall]]. After a few months of competently ignoring his title, he shortened term length to 2 months instead of four and made it so that thew president ran next year's elections.<br /> <br /> ==== Cabinet ====<br /> <br /> * Vice President - '''Bluebry'''<br /> * Treasurer - '''TheDenzel'''<br /> * The Law (High Justice) - '''The Noid'''<br /> * Advisors - '''NachoMan, Zippy, The Mu'''<br /> * Press Secretary - '''Dinoshaur'''</div>

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