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== Synopsis ==

I don't entirely understand why Lex abandoned Fritz & Lang, when they were the best characters ever devised for Wikihood Prime. So, I decide to take two robots and upgrade them.

== Transcript ==

''{Cut to Noelle, in her apartment. For a few seconds, everything is quiet, until two medium-sized robot butlers crash through her living room window.}''

'''LANG:''' Good going, Fritz! We were supposed to get Mom a magic carpet!

'''FRITZ:''' We needed to ditch it in order to escape the cops!

'''LANG:''' So, explain to me how the hell piloting a robot replica of Mr. Bean was, in any way, original or remotely a good idea?

'''FRITZ:''' I was supposed to be the distraction, while you got past The Caliphate guards with your superior martial arts!

''{Noelle rolls her eyes.}''

'''LANG:''' At least ''I'' completed my task!

''{Lang takes out the magic carpet. Noelle blinks.}''

'''FRITZ:''' Easy for you to say.

''{Fritz shakes his head.}''

'''LANG:''' Can you ''just admit'' that we pulled a successful heist, even if you weren't as good in your role as I was in mine?

''{Fritz sighs.}''

'''FRITZ:''' Fine. Are you done?

''{Lang looks at an increasingly impatient Noelle.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Can I ask what's going on now?

'''LANG:''' So, Mom-

'''FRITZ:''' This human's not going to be familiar with ''our Mom'' if we don't refer to her by her Human Name.

''{Short pause.}''

'''LANG:''' So, Stephanie had this whole birthday party she was going to because her boss, Rosenberg-

'''FRITZ:''' Did we ever establish if Rosenberg was her boss?

'''LANG:''' Stephanie has referred to Jim Rosenberg as "boss."

'''FRITZ:''' I always thought her boss was that devilishly handsome Drow, Remolay Rosenberg.

'''LANG:''' You mean the Adopted One?

'''NOELLE:''' I'm familiar with Remolay Rosenberg. Though, I'm not sure he's anywhere near CEO material for Rosenberg Industries...

''{Crickets chirp. Lang whacks Fritz on the head.}''

'''FRITZ:''' Ow! I didn't exactly ''mean'' to play the "Crickets chirp" sound.

'''LANG:''' Whoop dee fuckin' doo, Scrappy.

'''FRITZ:''' Why do ''I'' have to be Scrappy?!

'''LANG:''' Would you rather be Scooby Dum? I sure wouldn't want ''you'' to be Scooby Dum.

'''NOELLE:''' ''{angrily}'' '''''Are you done?!'''''

''{Noelle exhales deeply. Zoom out to reveal she was working on her laptop.}''

'''NOELLE:''' I was in the middle of finishing something so that Mayor Meier's speech doesn't result in another assassination attempt.

'''FRITZ:''' ...so is now an inappropriate time to ask if you'll have us as Security Guards?

''{Noelle strokes her chin.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Hrm... sure.

''{Noelle shrugs.}''

'''NOELLE:''' Worst-case scenario, you dingbats get blown up.

'''LANG:''' You... do realize Stephanie will be mad at you if anything happens to us?

'''NOELLE:''' Not my problem.

''{Noelle gets up.}''

'''NOELLE:''' I'm going to bed. Be out of here before I wake up, or I'll dismantle you.

''{Noelle walks offscreen, and slams her bedroom door shut.}''

'''FRITZ:''' ...we crashed into the wrong apartment.

''{End episode.}''

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