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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== The Keelhaul Club ==<br /> ''Yarrr! Welcome to the shadiest, piratiest club in all of Portside! If'n ye want a drink, or just want to hit on the slovenly wenches, ye're in the right place! Of course, we've also got some... secret deals.''<br /> <br /> ''Ask for our special deal on Skully's Own&lt;sup&gt;&amp;copy;&lt;/sup&gt; Grog!''<br /> <br /> == Head To... ==<br /> * [[Pirates!/portside|Portside Town]]<br /> <br /> == Chat With... ==<br /> ''The pub is filled with the stench of body odor and grog. Mostly body odor.''<br /> &lt;!-- This area is for general chat with other players. --&gt;<br /> <br /> === Barkeep ===<br /> ''A stout, chubby man with quite a beard on his chin. He's the one you want to ask for drinks... or other things.''<br /> <br /> '''RICK:''' Give me the strongest stuff you got.<br /> <br /> '''BARKEEP:''' Sure thing, kid. Here's a pint of Monkey Island Rum, free of charge.<br /> <br /> ''{The barkeep hands Rick a glass.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Rick drinks it.}''<br /> <br /> '''RICK:''' Hmm... kinda sweet.<br /> <br /> '''RICK:''' Now what's this deal about Skully's Grog?<br /> <br /> '''BARKEEP:''' A free sample for every customer! Here's a bit!<br /> <br /> ''{The barkeep hands Rick a small glass of grog.}''<br /> <br /> === Bar Wench ===<br /> ''What's a bar without a wench? She likes chatting--spreading rumors more than anything.''<br /> <br /> '''RICK:''' You got any people or rumors I should know about, lass?<br /> <br /> '''WENCH:''' Well a'course I do, hon! You see them pirates over there?<br /> <br /> ''{The wench motions toward the group of rollicking pirates.}''<br /> <br /> '''WENCH:''' They're on the HMS David Bowie. Talk to them about pirates if you want, sugar... but it's risky.<br /> <br /> === Shady Group ===<br /> ''A shady, swarthy bunch of men sit at a table to themselves, playing cards and drinking Skully's Own&lt;sup&gt;&amp;copy;&lt;/sup&gt; Grog. One of them looks especially frightening.''<br /> <br /> ''{The lanky man from the docks comes to the table.}''<br /> <br /> '''INTIMIDATING MAN:''' Well, well! Dread Stan! How's it going?<br /> <br /> '''STAN:''' Hah, I bumped into some kid early on--sent him clean into the water.<br /> <br /> '''INTIMIDATING MAN:''' Hahaha! Well done, Dread Stan!<br /> <br /> '''STAN:''' Thanks.<br /> <br /> ''{Stan sits at the table.}''<br /> <br /> '''STAN:''' Deal.<br /> <br /> ''{One of the pirates deals cards to the group.}''<br /> <br /> '''RICK:''' Hello, I've came to see Captain Skull.<br /> <br /> '''STAN:''' ... Kid, you're in over your head. The Captain ain't gonna talk to-<br /> <br /> '''CAPTAIN SKULL:''' ... Let 'im talk.<br /> <br /> '''STAN:''' ... A-alright, Captain.<br /> <br /> '''CAPTAIN SKULL:''' Now, then, kid... what do you want?<br /> <br /> '''RICK:''' I heard you are looking for crew mates. Well, here is one.<br /> <br /> '''CAPTAIN SKULL:''' ... Well, where is he?<br /> <br /> ''{The pirates laugh.}''<br /> <br /> '''RICK:''' Come on, Skullivan D. Buggy.<br /> <br /> '''CAPTAIN SKULL:''' My full name's not going to intimidate us.<br /> <br /> '''RICK:''' Well, do you guys need a deckswabber? I'm one.<br /> <br /> '''CAPTAIN SKULL:''' ... You know, we've been looking for some manual labor.<br /> <br /> '''STAN:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''CAPTAIN SKULL:''' Tell you what... do some work on my ship and I'll let you on.<br /> <br /> '''RICK:''' You mean I'm a deckswabber on your ship?<br /> <br /> '''???:''' Excuse me, mates...<br /> <br /> ''{A man wearing a red shirt with a star on it, black pants, white feet with soles at the bottom and a blue and red bandanna tied aroun his head walks up to the table}''<br /> <br /> '''BAD SPARROW:''' Mind if I join the game?<br /> <br /> '''CAPTAIN SKULL:''' ... I dunno. What position are you looking for?<br /> <br /> '''BAD STARROW:''' Looks like you wanna get right down to buissness. Alright, then. ''{Sits down}'' I wish to be a member of your crew.<br /> <br /> '''CAPTAIN SKULL:''' ... I like the cut of your jib. Head to my ship, the HMS David Bowie. Talk to Cock-Eye, he might know a good place for ya.<br /> <br /> '''BAD STARROW''' Yes, captain. Good day to ya. ''{Gets up and walks out}''</div>

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