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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== The HMS David Bowie ==<br />
''A massive galleon belonging to the famed pirate captain, Captain Skull. With an impressive crew of several (and counting), the HMS David Bowie is truly to be feared.''<br />
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''Right now, you're on the main deck.<br />
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== Head To... ==<br />
* [[/cabins|Cabins]]<br />
* [[/lookout|Crow's Nest]]<br />
* [[/poopdeck|Poopdeck]]<br />
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== Chat With... ==<br />
''The boat rocks gently back and forth.''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Hello? I'd like to apply for a job! ''{2 minute pause}'' Oh, what the heck! ''{Starts cleaning}'' Moppity mop mop mop mop mop mop moppy moppy mop!!<br />
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=== Dread Stan ===<br />
''Captain Skull's quartermaster and one of the most powerful people on the ship. He won't talk to a lowly swabbie.''<br />
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'''RICK:''' Hi, I'm Rick, the new swabbie.<br />
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'''STAN:''' ... Get lost, swabbie.<br />
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'''RICK:''' You're not so scary. I bet you are nice on the inside.<br />
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'''STAN:''' Kid, I'll turn you inside out. Now leave me be.<br />
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'''BAD STARROW:''' ''{By the doorway}'' I suggest ye do what he says... now anyway, I was sent here. I was told to tell you that Cock-eye sent me.<br />
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'''STAN:''' ... ''Really.''<br />
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'''BAD STARROW:''' Yes, ''really''.<br />
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'''STAN:''' ... A'ight. I've got something for you to do. Just head down below the decks.<br />
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=== Cock-Eye Calvin ===<br />
''Head bosun of the HMS David Bowie. Trains the swabbies.''<br />
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'''BAD STARROW:''' ''{Enters the ship deck. Walks up to Cock-eye}'' Excuse me, mate. A moment of your time if you please?<br />
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'''COCK-EYE:''' Whaddya want? I'm busy.<br />
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'''BAD STARROW:''' I'm looking for somebody by the name of cockeye...<br />
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'''COCK-EYE:''' You're lookin' at him. Now what's your deal?<br />
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'''BAD STARROW:''' Well you see, mister Cock-eye... I was asked by the captain himself to see you about getting a position on this fine ship.<br />
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'''RICK:''' Hi, i'm the new swabbie.<br />
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'''BAD STARROW:''' Strange... I don't remember the good captain giving you the stamp of approval.<br />
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'''COCK-EYE:''' HA! You'll be a swabbie when I ''say'' you are. Now both of you... I got some jobs for you.<br />
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'''RICK:''' What are they, mate?<br />
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'''COCK-EYE:''' Pfft... I ain't yer mate yet. Now listen. You, ''{points to Rick}'' you go up and talk to Jon. He's got somethin' of mine. And you, ''{points to Bad Starrow}'' you go see Dread Stan. He's got a job for you. Just tell him Cock-Eye sent you.</div>Homestar tiger