Patrick: /* Real World References */

2008-09-27T16:09:31Z

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Patrick clears the inbox of old and new emails.

'''Cast:''' Patrick, Iori

==Transcript==
'''PATRICK:''' ''{while typing "patrick_email.exe"}'' Obligatory email song...

<blockquote class=email>
<div><center>You have 6 emails.</center></div>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Whoa, 6 emails... I'll check them all! 1!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: race</div>
Hey, Patrick!

You and Strong Bad should have a race!

:- Zippy
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Yeah nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>DELETED!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Next!

<blockquote class=email>
<div>subject: alternate dimension</div>
Patrick,<br>
go into an alternate demension<br>
sincerly, Jakeoman<br>
</blockquote>

''{Patrick reads the email in a monotoned voice.}''

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' ...Maybe later.

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>DELETED!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Next!

<blockquote class=email>
<div>subject: roller coasters</div>
Dear Sir,<br>
Do you like roller coasters? I do!<br>
me-a-ly yours<br>
Big white face<br>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' ...Sure.

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>DELETED!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Next!

<blockquote class="email">i posted my briiliant idea about pie onto that xmenthingybobo so i thought ill send you my idea presonally. think just think, if i could make a pie soo interesting so good that it will make britan win ww3 i would be rich rich beyond my wildest dreams, and that dream is that if people like one pie then imagine having loads of pies in a pie it'll be like the pie of pies! all you need to do is make a pie then put loads of mini pies in it, im sure pat would like this idea.</blockquote>

''{Patrick doesn't read this email.}''

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Ok, I'm not even going to read this one. ''{types print-of-it.exe; the email gets printed.}'' Iori!

'''IORI:''' ''{comes in}'' Yes?

'''PATRICK:''' Shadow Kick this email.

'''IORI:''' Okay!

''{Iori jumps back and Patrick throws the printed email in the air. When it comes down, Iori Shadow Kicks it and it explodes for some reason.}''

'''PATRICK:''' Now ''that's'' a deleted email. Now to delete the real one!

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>DELETED!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Next! ...Iori, what are you still doing here?

'''IORI:''' I wanna check the rest of the emails with you.

'''PATRICK:''' Don't you have an email show?

'''IORI:''' Well yeah, but I wanna check the rest of the emails with you!

'''PATRICK:''' Ok.

'''IORI:''' Yay!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: Youtube ID</div>
Hey Patrick..........
Your Following Youtube ID Has Expired Please Remake It At http://www.youtube.com/signup
please change your id to a untaken id

Sincerely,
The Youtube Company
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' No it hasn't! I'm on it right now! ''{opens his [http://www.youtube.com/user/Patrick247 YouTube page]}'' See? Nothing!

'''IORI:''' Stupid scammer! ''{Iori deletes the email for Patrick}''

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>SCAM!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK AND IORI:''' Next!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: 65141674</div>
Dar Aserxfdf<br/>
bhkjghl;dnmgh;kchfjg;gmfgjfdhj<br/>
Rekjaj<br/>
"IF YOU READ THIS THEN YOU JUST GOT 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 VIRUSES! YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE DESTROYED!"
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Oh, come '''ON'''! This has got to be the worst scam email I have ever seen! ...But on the safe side, lets check for viruses. ''{types "super_ultra_virus_killer.exe"}''

<blockquote class=email>
<center>The Super Ultra Virus Killer!<br>
<u>Scan Compy</u> <u>Exit</u>

<small>1999 Copyright Super Ultra Virus Killer</small></center>
</blockquote>

''{Patrick clicks on Scan Compy.}''

<blockquote class=email>
<center>Scanning...

Last scan was 1 month ago.

<small>1999 Copyright Super Ultra Virus Killer</small></center>
</blockquote>

'''IORI:''' 1 month ago? Patrick, stop being lazy!

'''PATRICK:''' Stop being stupid!

'''IORI:''' ...Touche.

<blockquote class=email>
<center><big>2 Viruses!</big>

<u>Kill Viruses!</u>

<small>1999 Copyright Super Ultra Virus Killer</small></center>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' See? Only ''2'' viruses that were not caused by that scam email- WHAT?!?! 2 viruses?!?! Something must be done! And by "something", I mean "clicking on Kill Viruses". ''{Patrick clicks on Kill Viruses}''

<blockquote class=email>
<center><big>Viruses Demolished!</big><br>
<small>1999 Copyright Super Ultra Virus Killer</small></center>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' See? Viruses are gone, and the person who sent this scamail will be killed. ...By Iori.

'''IORI:''' What? I don't wa-

'''PATRICK:''' Fine, I'll do it myself.

'''IORI:''' Who sent that email, anyway?

'''PATRICK:''' Raiku, I think.

'''IORI:''' ...I'm coming with you.

'''PATRICK:''' Okay, let's go. ''{They both leave}''

'''IORI:''' ''{while leaving; singing}'' I'll uppercut his head off or I'll do it twice!

{{Paper|Click [[Patrick Email.exe/Inbox|here]]|to email Patrick}}

==CD Container==
*The CD Container in this e-mail reads: "kortal mombat".

==Easter <s>Rocks</s> Eggs==
*Click on Patrick's computer to see a poster.
<blockquote>
WANTED: [[User:Raiku|RAIKU]]<br>
CRIMES: SENDING SCAMAILS ABOUT VIRUSES<br>
PRIZE: $400
</blockquote>

==Fun Facts==
===Real World References===
*YouTube...
*Iori's song at the end and as well as Patrick's "Yeah noooo" are references to [http://www.phelous.com/mortalkomedy/ Mortal Komedy].
*The Shadow Kick is a move used by Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat.

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