Patrick: New page: Patrick tells everyone what it would be like if he read minds. '''Cast:''' Patrick, Strong Bad, Homestar, King of Town, Iori, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Bubs ==Transcript== '''PATRICK:''' ''...

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New page: Patrick tells everyone what it would be like if he read minds. '''Cast:''' Patrick, Strong Bad, Homestar, King of Town, Iori, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Bubs ==Transcript== '''PATRICK:''' ''...

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Patrick tells everyone what it would be like if he read minds.

'''Cast:''' Patrick, Strong Bad, Homestar, King of Town, Iori, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Bubs

==Transcript==
'''PATRICK:''' ''{while typing "patrick_email.exe"}'' Alright, my first email on the WUW.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: mind reading</div>
Hey, Patrice!

I was wondering... what would happen if you had the ability to read minds?

Watch out for snakes,
Skully B.
</blockquote>
''{Patrick says "sbemail name joke" instead of "Patrice" and pronounces "Skully B." as "schooly bee".}''

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Ugh, you schooly bees never shut up. Quit sending me emails! And go pollinate some flower! Anyway, if I could read minds, everything would probably stay the same, except for the obvious "I can now read minds" difference. I think it could go something like this.

''{cut to Strong Bad's basement (not bedroom)}''

'''PATRICK:''' Hey Sib, can I borrow your PlayStation which the viewers can't see because it's in front of the TV and they can't see it at this angle? Mine is at the repair shop and I need to play NFS High Stakes really badly.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Sure, knock yourself out. ''{thinking voice (which echos)}'' Man, I hate that Patrick guy. He's so stupid, and he's fat too. ''{Patrick throws the case of NFS 4 at Strong Bad; normal voice (out loud)}'' Ow! What did I say?

'''PATRICK:''' No, it's what you said in your mind that ticked me off.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What?

'''PATRICK:''' Quote: Man, I hate that Patrick guy. He's so stupid, and he's fat too. Unquote.

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's entirley untrue.

''{cut to the Field, where Homestar, the K.O.T., and Iori are there. And also Patrick}''

'''PATRICK:''' Hey guys!

'''H*R, KOT AND IORI:''' Hey, Patrick.

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Patrick reads his mind}'' Ever and more, ever and more, ever and more! Singin' ever and more, ever and more, ever and more!

'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Patrick reads his mind}'' I could really go for a pizza right now. Or some leg of lamb. Or some salisbury sundaes! Oh, I love food...

'''IORI:''' ''{Patrick attempts to read his mind, but he hears nothing. but after 5 seconds...}'' I like cheese.

''{cut to Strongbadia where The Cheat and Strong Mad are (And Patrick too)}

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Patrick reads his mind}'' ''{The Cheat noises that sound like the Cheat Commando theme song}''

'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{Patrick reads his mind}'' THIS IS BORING ME! UH... I LIKE THE CHEAT!

''{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}''

'''PATRICK:''' Hey, Bubs! I'll take a piece o' pizza!

'''BUBS:''' I think I got one o' those! ''{goes to place where he keeps the food, and Patrick reads his mind}'' Let's see, a half-eaten piece of pepperoni, a rotten apple, a rotten orange, a banana...that's rotten, more rotten fruits, and a piece o' pizza with the aforementioned rotten fruit and pepperoni piece on it. I bet Patrick will count this a what he wants.

'''PATRICK:''' ''{thinking}'' Ew! I gotta run!

'''BUBS:''' ''{coming back}'' Here you go 'Pat! One piece of- ''{interupted}''

'''PATRICK:''' Gottagobye! ''{runs away}''

'''BUBS:''' What? I could've cleaned it!

''{cut back to compy room}''

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Nevermind, schooly bee. All mind reading does for you is get you mad, bored, and ''{short pause}'' disgusted! I'm gonna go now. I'm gonna get some pizza at The Pizz intsead.

{{Paper|Click [[Patrick Email.exe/Inbox|here]]|to email Patrick}}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "emails" at the beginning to see a picture of Patrick's email inbox with some emails sent by "schooly bee".
*Click on "schooly bee" at the end to see a picture of a bee with a graduation hat.
*Click on "The Pizz" at the end to see a bonus scene.

===Easter Egg Transcript===
''{cut to Strongbadia where Patrick and Strong Bad are there}''

'''PATRICK:''' What do you mean "it doesn't exist"?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Patrick, it was just a front to meet some girls.

'''PATRICK:''' Strong Bad, you're incredibly stupid sometimes.

===The Inbox===

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse" width=100%
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! width=25% | Subject !! width=25% | Sender
|-
|Draw Trogdor! || SchoolyBee
|-
|Why does Iori like cheese? || SchoolyBee
|-
|THAT'S MAMA LUIGI TO YOU || SchoolyBee
|-
|I FINALLY FOUND NOOB SAIBOT! || SchoolyBee
|-
|AND JADE! || SchoolyBee
|-
|...AND SMOKE! || SchoolyBee
|-
|......AND PONG! || SchoolyBee
|-
|.........AND AKUMA! || SchoolyBee
|-
|Do you has? || SchoolyBee
|}

*"Draw Trogdor!" Is a reference to [[HRWiki:Draw Trogdor Again|a running gag in H*R]].
*The third email is a reference to "Mama Luigi", an episode of the Super Mario World TV show. <small>And YTP.</small>
*The fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh emails are references to [[Wikipedia:Mortal Kombat 2|Mortal Kombat 2]]. Noob Saibot, Jade, and Smoke are secret characters in the game. Pong is a secret game in the...game.
*The eighth email is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo|Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo]]. Akuma is a secret character that you can fight, and play as.
*The ninth email is a reference to the Homestarmy in H*R.

==Fun Facts==
===CD Container===
*The CD Container in this e-mail reads: "[[Wikipedia:Chicken Invaders 2|chicken invaders 2]]"
===H*R References===
*The food that the KOT says he would like to eat are from [[HRWiki:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]].
*Homestar is signing the song from [[HRWiki:Ever and More!|Ever and More!]].
===Inside References===
*[[Patrick Email.exe/Need for Speed:High Stakes|NFS 4]] is mentioned in this email.
===Real World References===
*Playstation...

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