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<p>New page: Patrick tells everyone his favourite candy products. &#039;&#039;&#039;Cast:&#039;&#039;&#039; Patrick, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, King of Town, Homsar, Iori ==Transcript=...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Patrick tells everyone his favourite candy products.<br /> <br /> '''Cast:''' Patrick, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, King of Town, Homsar, Iori<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' ''{while typing &quot;patrick_email.exe&quot;}'' Insert e-mail intro here.<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Candy&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear patrique,<br /> <br /> What is your favorite brand of candy?<br /> <br /> &lt;(^&lt;&gt;^)&gt; Zoo977<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Patrick pronounces &quot;patrique&quot; as &quot;pa-tree-quay&quot; and says &quot;Hey! I am no pa-tree-quay! If anyone's a pa-tree-quay, it's you!&quot;. Patrick says &quot;Kirby with chicken beak, 977 Zoos.&quot; instead of the last line.}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Whoa! I got e-mailed by 977 freakin' zoos? I didn't know I was THAT popular! ''{clears screen}'' So anyway, yes, I do have a favourite brand of candy. But before I tell you, I'm going to tell you my other favourite brands of candy!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to a white screen}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' ''{voice over}'' Ok, one of them, is Mars. ''{text appears: 1: Mars}'' There has never been another better concoction of caramel on nougat in chocolate. Plus, there seems to be a tribal design on the bottom. ''{a picture of the bottom of a Mars bar comes onscreen as Patrick talks about the &quot;tribal design&quot;; it fades out as Patrick is done talking about it}'' Next: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Reese's Pieces. ''{text appears: 2: Reese's}'' What can I say? Chocolate and peanut butter go good together. Next: Twix. ''{text appears: 3: Twix}'' Twix's are delicious! Next: Crunchie. ''{just guess what text appears}'' I have a question about it: Is the thing in it that makes is crunchy called sponge taffy? ''{a picture of a bitten Crunchie bar appears; a question mark appears next to it}'' I forgot what it was called. Next: Skittles. ''{cue text}'' Finally, something that isn't chocolate related. This candy is not bad. The gum version isn't bad either, but it makes my fingers sticky. ''{a picture of a box of Skittles Gum appears}'' Next: M&amp;M's. ''{cue text}'' Sort of like a chocolate version of Skittles. Next: Uhh... I can't really think of anything else, actually.<br /> <br /> ''{cut back to reality}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Ok, now the moment you've all been waiting for... My favourite brand of candy is... Crispy Crunch! There is no flaw I can find with it! No, I wasn't hypnotized by that creepy guy on TV, I really mean it. ''{clears screen}'' Wow, this e-mail is short. And it lacks H*R characters. Time do do something about that. ''{cut to the field, where Homestar is there}'' So Homestar, what is your favourite brand of candy?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hmm... I do like the boring, brown chocolate bars, and Smarties are fine too, but my favourite candy product is definatley peanuts.<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Hmm... interesting.<br /> <br /> ''{now Marzipan is there}''<br /> <br /> '''MARZIPAN:''' I don't eat candy.<br /> <br /> ''{now Coach Z is there}''<br /> <br /> '''COACH Z:''' Mouthwarsh, if that is a candy.<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Wow, I ''never'' would have guessed.<br /> <br /> ''{now Strong Sad is there}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG SAD:''' Necco Wafers. They remind me of when I used to eat the colored chalk when I was in school. I was sick for a year and nearly died...<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Wow, that sucks.<br /> <br /> ''{now Strong Bad is there}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I don't know... I guess my own candy bar, Sblounskched. ''{has trouble pronouncing Sblounskched}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Sblounskched? ''{also has trouble pronouncing word}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Sblounskched. ''{has trouble pronouncing word again}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Sblounskched? ''{has trouble pronouncing word again}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm not going to say it again, ok?<br /> <br /> ''{now Strong Mad is there}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' I LIKE CANDY! I LIKE CANDY!<br /> <br /> ''{now The K.O.T is there}''<br /> <br /> '''KING OF TOWN:''' I like any candy, but my favourite one is, and always has been, butter.<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Interesting.<br /> <br /> ''{now Homsar is there}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAh, mine is the flavour of cherry!<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Cherry flavoured, eh?<br /> <br /> '''HOMSAR:''' Eh!<br /> <br /> ''{now Iori is there}''<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Favourite candy, eh? Let me think about that. ''{Iori goes into a thinking pose; 5 seconds pass}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Uh, Iori?<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Hold on, I'm thinking. ''{another 5 seconds pass; cut back to the computer}''<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' There you go, those 977 zoos that emailed me. Not only do you guys know my favourite candy product, now you know everyone else's! ''{pan out; Iori is there}''<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Except mine! I didn't get to say anything!<br /> <br /> '''PATRICK:''' Fine, think while the paper is down, 'kay?<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Okay! ''{goes into thinking pose; Paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> {{Template:Paper|Click [[Patrick Email.exe/Inbox|here]]|to e-mail Patrick}}<br /> <br /> ''{15 seconds pass}''<br /> <br /> '''IORI:''' Crispy Crunch.<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> *Click on Iori's head after he says his last line to see a red candy bar wrapper that says: Crispy Crunch &lt;small&gt;Approved by Patrick and Iori!&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> ===CD Container===<br /> *The CD Container in this e-mail reads: &quot;[[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo 5|GT5]] demo&quot;<br /> <br /> ===Explainations===<br /> *For a while here in Brantford, there were various Crispy Crunch commercials starring a guy who attempts to hypnotize the watcher to get a Crispy Crunch bar if he/she hears a car horn.<br /> <br /> ===H*R References===<br /> *Strong Sad lines explaining his favourite candy comes from [[HRWiki:The House That Gave Sucky Treats|The House That Gave Sucky Treats]].<br /> *Strong Bad's candy bar comes from [[HRWiki:candy product|candy product]].<br /> <br /> ===Real World References===<br /> *Most of the candy is real.<br /> <br /> {{Template:Patrick Email.exe/Template‎}}</div>

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