Patrick: New page: After a long hiatus,''(sp?)'' Patrick comes back to clean up the inbox. '''Cast:''' Patrick, Strong Bad, Iori ==Transcript== '''PATRICK:''' ''{while typing "patrick_email.exe"}'' What a...

2008-07-05T00:48:42Z

New page: After a long hiatus,''(sp?)'' Patrick comes back to clean up the inbox. '''Cast:''' Patrick, Strong Bad, Iori ==Transcript== '''PATRICK:''' ''{while typing "patrick_email.exe"}'' What a...

New page

After a long hiatus,''(sp?)'' Patrick comes back to clean up the inbox.

'''Cast:''' Patrick, Strong Bad, Iori

==Transcript==

'''PATRICK:''' ''{while typing "patrick_email.exe"}'' What a break.

<blockquote class=email>
<div>Subject:why?</div>
Pat,<br>
Why do you remind me of that guy from<br>
SpongeBob?<br>
<br>
Stinkoman K
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' What? Is this some kind of insult? DELETED!

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>DELETED!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Next!

<blockquote class=email>
<div>Subject:boxing gloves</div>
Dear Patrick,<br>
How do you type with boxing gloves on?<br>
Manboyman
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Huh? What?! It's like some kind of joke! You get an F!

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>F!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Next!

<blockquote class=email>
<div>Subject:...</div>
Hey Patman!<br>
What is up? Do you ever get tired? because its about 2:16AM where I live<br> andzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz<br>
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -:- [Email time expired]
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Come on, guys! This is not funny!

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{coming in}'' Don't worry, I've had worse e-mails.

'''PATRICK:''' Hey, sib. Do you want to help me delete this e-mail?

'''STRONG BAD:''' With pleasure! ''{heavy reverb}'' And now if you'd please turn in your hymnals, and join me in singing number 119, a-deleted.

'''PATRICK AND STRONG BAD:''' ''{Organ music plays; singing}'' Deleted!

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>DELETED! THE MUSICAL!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Awesome. Next!

<blockquote class=email>
<div>Subject:Patrick!</div>
Patrick!<br>
Do you know how cool I am? I am Matrick, your worst
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Huh? Worst what? Taco? Fish? Need for Speed 4? Plus, anyone who calls themself cool, makes them even less cool than they already are. Plus, I've never met anyone in my life named "Matrix". Poor e-mail!

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>DELETED!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Yet it kinda reminds me of trevor the vampire.

'''PATRICK:''' Yeah, ''{shaking head mockingly}'' trevor the vampire. Next!

<blockquote class=email>
<div>Subject:fly</div>
Dear Pat, (Mind if I call you Pat?)<br>
what would you do if you could fly and how would you fly?<br>
crapfully yours, Badstar.
</blockquote>

''{At "Mind if I call you Pat?", Patrick says "Not at all."}''

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Wow! A good one! Well, I would fly by jetpack, but I'm scared to death by heights. So I wouldn't fly at all. Sorry!

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>DELETED!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Next!

<blockquote class=email>
<div>Subject:win!</div>
Dear Patrick,<br>
You are a winner! Please go to the 20EXTY6 HQ to proclaim a hotel room!<br>
From,<br>
20EXTY6
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Oh, and we hit a snag. I NEVER WON ANYTHING! Scammer!

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>SCAM!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Ok, one more.

<blockquote class=email>
<div>Subject:help</div>
Patrick! You have to help.<br>
I was expecting Iori to do this, but since he won't Foxx got angry<br>
and hid my head in his foxhole! Tell Iori to help me!<br>
Fang
</blockquote>

''{right after Patrick says "Iori", Iori runs in}''

'''IORI:''' Someone call me? Oh, hey Stro Bro!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Shut up.

'''PATRICK:''' Iori? I didn't need you for anything.

'''IORI:''' Ok.

'''PATRICK:''' ''{continues reading email}'' Uh, this already happened months ago, and you have your head back, so... DELETED!

<blockquote class=email>
<big><center>DELETED!</center></big>
</blockquote>

'''PATRICK:''' Another email done!

'''IORI:''' We hope you enjoyed it!

'''STRONG BAD:''' I hope you thought this sucked.

'''PATRICK AND IORI:''' Hey!

''{The Paper comes down reading:}''

{{Paper|Click [[Patrick Email.exe/Inbox|here]]|to e-mail Patrick}}

'''STRONG BAD:''' Because my show is way better, you know.

'''PATRICK:''' Shut it! ''{hits Strong Bad}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the computer when it says "DELETED! THE MUSICAL!" to see a purple flyer about it that says:

<blockquote>
<small>Sponsored by Strong Bad E-Mail, it's...</small><br>
<br>
DELETED! THE MUSICAL!<br>
<br>
8:00 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.<br>
''"A work of genius!"'' -(Perhaps)The Deke Again
</blockquote>

== Fun Facts ==

===H*R References===
*"(Perhaps)The Deke Again" is a reference to [[HRWiki:rock opera|rock opera]].
*The "musical"(not the poster) is a reference to [[HRWiki:retirement|retirement]].
*Patrick calling Strong Bad "sib" is a reference to [[HRWiki:old comics|old comics]].
*An e-mail that was sent is an obvious reference to [[HRWiki:How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?|the running gag in H*R]].

===Real World References===
*[[Wikipedia:Need For Speed: High Stakes|Need For Speed 4 (High Stakes)]] is a game developed by Electronic Arts.

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