https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Patrick_Email.exe%2F05.5Patrick Email.exe/05.5 - Revision history2026-06-10T13:54:43ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Patrick_Email.exe/05.5&diff=21812&oldid=prevPatrick: New page: Iori steals Fang's legs, so Patrick fights Iori in an Over-The-Top Battle Royal. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Patrick, Iori, Fang Wolf, Strong Bad, Homestar, Boba Fett, Big White ...2008-07-05T00:55:34Z<p>New page: Iori steals Fang's legs, so Patrick fights Iori in an Over-The-Top Battle Royal. '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Patrick, Iori, Fang Wolf, Strong Bad, Homestar, Boba Fett, Big White ...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Iori steals Fang's legs, so Patrick fights Iori in an Over-The-Top Battle Royal.<br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Patrick, Iori, Fang Wolf, Strong Bad, Homestar, Boba Fett, Big White Face<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing "patrick_email.exe"}'' I'm trying to think of a rap, so hold on. ''{humming}'' Do do do... Do... ''{not humming}'' I can't even think of what to say!<br />
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<blockquote class="email"> <br />
Dear Patrick,<br> <br />
Tell Iori to gimme back my legs!<br> <br />
Fang again</blockquote> <br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Not again... IORI!<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{comes in with Fang's legs}'' What?<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Give me back the legs.<br />
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'''IORI:''' NO! WE SHALL BATTLE FOR IT!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Ok. But I pick the match.<br />
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'''IORI:''' What?!? Why?<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' 'Cause I'm just that mean. We shall fight for it in an Over-The-Top Battle Royal!<br />
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''{Cut to a wrestling ring in the middle of the field. Patrick and Iori are in the ring, while the user Big White Face is sitting at a commentators table, and Fang, Strong Bad, and Homestar are watching}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Win the match so I can get my legs back, Patrick!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Win the match so you can keep the legs, Iori!<br />
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'''FANG:''' ''{punches Strong Bad}'' No, Patrick will win the match, or else I will punch both your lights out.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, really? I can punch you out! ''{hits Fang lightly; short pause}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Yeah, really.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I came here for entertainment.<br />
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''{Cut to Boba Fett at a ring bell}''<br />
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'''BOBA FETT:''' I'm here to get paid. ''{rings the bell}''<br />
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'''BIG WHITE FACE:''' Ok, the match has started.<br />
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''{Patrick clotheslines Iori out of the ring}''<br />
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'''BIG WHITE FACE:''' What? Are you kidding me? It ends on that! It ends on a simple clothesline out of the ring. Wait, one second, a new record!<br />
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'''IORI:''' Ok, ok, you get the legs back.<br />
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''{gives legs back to Fang who puts them on}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Iori, you're bad at stealing.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' I can't believe it! I paid good money to see this!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' You didn't have to pay.<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah I did!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Who told you?<br />
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''{Homestar points to Big White Face}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' That guy.<br />
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'''BOBA FETT:''' Ok, when do I get paid?<br />
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''{The Paper comes down reading: "Click [[Patrick Email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Patrick"}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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===Real-World References===<br />
*The part with Strong Bad and Fang Wolf is a reference to the "O RLY?" franchise.<br />
*Boba Fett is a character from Star Wars.</div>Patrick