https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Patrick_Email.exe%2F03Patrick Email.exe/03 - Revision history2026-05-05T09:53:45ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Patrick_Email.exe/03&diff=21796&oldid=prevPatrick: New page: Patrick travels through time to 1936 and 20X6. '''Cast(in order of appearence):''' Patrick, The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman, Iori == Transcript == ''{Patrick is playing Star Wars Battlefr...2008-07-05T00:13:59Z<p>New page: Patrick travels through time to 1936 and 20X6. '''Cast(in order of appearence):''' Patrick, The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman, Iori == Transcript == ''{Patrick is playing Star Wars Battlefr...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Patrick travels through time to 1936 and 20X6.<br />
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'''Cast(in order of appearence):''' Patrick, The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman, Iori<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
''{Patrick is playing Star Wars Battlefront 1. Patrick just killed a Super Battle Droid}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Ha! There goes another Super Battle Droid.<br />
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''{A Droideka rolls in (in the game)}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Oh, crap! Droideka! Evade!<br />
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''{In the game, Patrick gets killed by it}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Crap! Those Droidekas are so cheap. Well it's time to do that thing... That I do now.<br />
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''{Types in "patrick_email.exe"}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>subject: time travel</div><br />
Dear That One Guy Named Patrick,<br><br />
If you could travel to any point in time,<br><br />
what would it be?<br><br />
Totally not a loser,<br><br />
TheDenzel<br />
</blockquote><br />
''{At "That One Guy Named Patrick", Patrick says "Just call me Patrick, thank you very much". At "Totally not a loser," Patrick says "Nobody thinks you're a loser, so don't worry"}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Funny you should say, because I just ordered a Gameboy Advance shaped time machine that comes with a free magical stopwatch! I was going to use the stopwatch, but by request, <small>sort of,</small> I'll use my said time machine! First, 1936!<br />
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''{The screen fades to white then to 1936 background}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' I think I know just what to do...<br />
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''{Cut to a Ford car shop which is for some reason run by The Homestar Runner}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' How much is this Ford Model T?<br />
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well, my strangley-coloured friend, this vehicle costs $14.<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' What? ''{chuckling}'' F-Fo-Fourteen dollars? ''{louder chuckling}'' A-Are-Are you kidding me? ''{laughing}''<br />
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What are you laughing at? $14 is tons of money. Are you sure you can afford it?<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Ok, then. Here. $20. Keep the change.<br />
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Finally! My dream of being richer than Mayor Homsar with $15 has come true!<br />
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''{Patrick drives off in the Model T, laughing like crazy because of what The Homestar Runner said}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Next: 20X6!<br />
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''{The screen fades to white then to 20X6 background. Patrick's Model T turns into a black hovercar Model T}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' This doesn't seem to threatening.<br />
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''{Stinkoman jumps in front of the hovercar, which stops}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey! You almost ran into me!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' What? You jumped right in front of my hovercar!<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' No, I didn't! I was chasing after an invisible Jaro! Are you asking for a chaleee- ''{interupted}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Hadouken! ''{does Hadouken on Stinkoman}''<br />
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'''STINKOMAN:''' Ahh!!! I'm being burned! Ahh!!!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Well, that's all I'm going to do.<br />
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''{The screen fades to white then to Present-Day background. The Model T returns to its normal self. Patrick parks it in his garage}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Well there you have it. I went through time to do some stuff instead of telling you. That would be a short e-mail.<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{interupting}'' Patrick! I've got incredible news! I can make fire!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Yeah, I think you always could do that.<br />
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'''IORI:''' Ok. Whatever. ''{Walks away with 3 Fluffy Puff Marshmallows on a stick. Iori flicks towards them and burns and roasts them, and eats one}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Well, this is the end of the email. See ya! ''{The Paper comes down reading "Click [[Patrick Email.exe/Inbox|here]] to email Patrick"}''<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
=== Inside References ===<br />
*How Patrick time travels is a reference to the ISBEmail "threemail".<br />
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=== Real World References ===<br />
*The Ford Model T is an old car made in 1915.<br />
*The "Hadouken" is a move from the Street Fighter series.<br />
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