https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Patrick_Email.exe%2F01Patrick Email.exe/01 - Revision history2026-05-09T11:14:37ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Patrick_Email.exe/01&diff=21788&oldid=prevPatrick: New page: Homestar Tiger asks Patrick what bad dreams he had before. '''Cast(in order of appearance):''' Patrick, Iori, 1-Up, The Cheat, Strong Bad == Transcript == '''PATR...2008-07-04T23:46:03Z<p>New page: <a href="/wiki/User:Homestar_tiger" title="User:Homestar tiger">Homestar Tiger</a> asks Patrick what bad dreams he had before. '''Cast(in order of appearance):''' Patrick, Iori, 1-Up, The Cheat, Strong Bad == Transcript == '''PATR...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[User:Homestar tiger|Homestar Tiger]] asks Patrick what bad dreams he had before.<br />
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'''Cast(in order of appearance):''' Patrick, Iori, 1-Up, The Cheat, Strong Bad<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''PATRICK:''' ''{While typing "patrick_email.exe"}'' Alright, time to check my first real e-mail.<br />
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<blockquote class="email"><br />
<div>subject: bad dream</div><br />
HI THERE PATRICK!<br><br />
Have you ever had a bad dream?<br><br />
What was it about?<br><br />
Can you illustrate it?<br><br />
Signed,<br><br />
Homestar tiger<br />
</blockquote><br />
''{Patrick yells out loudly at the "HI THERE PATRICK!" and after that, Patrick says "Whoa, quiet man, quiet! The feds will hear us." After "illustrate it", Patrick says, "Well, okay."}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' Hey, it's Homestar Tiger! Anyway, a bad dream? Hmm... I remember one!<br />
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''{Cut to a white background}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Okay, so I was in that ice level from the Stinkoman game.<br />
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''{The background changes to the "ICE 2 MEET U" level from the Stinkoman game}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' And I talked to 1-Up and Iori for a while.<br />
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''{Patrick, 1-Up and Iori appear in the middle of the ice/snow}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' Wow, it's cold out here. Where's a banana when you need it?<br />
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'''1-UP:''' What about banana pudding? <br />
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''{short pause}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' Yaaaay!<br><br />
'''1-UP:''' ''{with Iori}'' Yaaaay!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' It's weird how I'm the only one with a snow suit on.<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{to Patrick}'' Shut up, you old hag!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{narating}'' And then all of a sudden, a giant piece of pizza with a face and arms appeared!<br />
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''{said monstrosity appears}''<br />
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'''IORI:''' Ahh! It's a piece of pizza from outer space! Or, from the deep lagoon! Or, flushed down the toilet!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Less talk, more running!<br />
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''{They all run away from it while it chases them}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{narating}'' It started chasing us, when a random cannonball hit 1-Up.<br />
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'''1-UP:''' ''{gets hit by said cannonball}'' Save me, Mr. X!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{narating)'' And Iori, he ran as fast as he could, but he got eaten by it.<br />
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'''IORI:''' ''{inside pizza, muffled}'' Save me Duffman!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{narating}'' And for me, it was the end of the trail. I tried to stay back on it, but it was too slippery. Because it was icey. And I was falling, and falling, and falling. But after 5 seconds, I saw The Cheat!<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{in dream}'' The Cheat, how long have you been in this ghost town?<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises that sound like "About 50 minutes!"}''<br />
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''{cut back to computer}''<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' ''{typing}'' But compared to Strong Bad's dream, it was hardly bad at all!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right! I mean, who would want to just randomly see the shapes of the U.S. in tight, white, underdrawers?<br />
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'''PATRICK:''' Not me! ''{typing}'' So in conclusion, I will never, ever, plever, eat Yogos again. Jibney! ''{The Paper comes down, reading "Click [[Patrick Email.exe/Inbox|here]] to E-Mail Patrick"}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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===Inside References===<br />
*This email mentions WikiWood Squares, an old game show style thing from the HRFWiki.<br />
*This email mentions Jibney, an old running gag from the HRFWiki.<br />
*The monstronsity is Pizza Face, a character by [[User:TheDenzel|TheDenzel]].<br />
*Bananas are 1/3 of Iori's favourite foods.<br />
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===H*R References===<br />
*Patrick and Strong Bad's lines at the end were referencing [http://www.hrwiki.org/weird_dream weird dream].<br />
*Iori's line when seeing the monstrosity is a reference to the sbemail [[HRWiki:unnatural|unnatural]].<br />
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===Real World References===<br />
*[[Wikipedia:Yogos|Yogos]] are a real snack.<br />
*The lines "Save me, Mr. X!" and "Save me, Duffman!" are from The Simpsons.<br />
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