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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br />
'''Skullbuggy's Argument Points: Badstar Strunner'''<br />
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Skullbuggy argues points with Badstar. Today's topic? Alcohol.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
'''SKULLB:''' Hello, folks, this is Skullivan Buggy, and welcome to Argument Points! Today's topic--alcohol. Is it right to drink, or are all people who drink alcohol horrible monsters who beat their wives? Our guest and... expert? on the subject, Badstar Strunner. Mr. Strunner?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Thanks for having me on the show, Skully. Great to be here. Anyway, my opinion? I personally don't like it. I mean, I've only ever tried once and well... lets just say... that is better un-mentioned. At all. Seriously, don't bring it up.<br />
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'''SKULLB:''' Oh, I will bring it up, you ''{furious}'' HORRIBLE DRUNK! Tell me, booze-breath, how many bottles you got with you right now? Four? Five cases?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' W-WHAT!? I ONLY HAD ONE BOTTLE!<br />
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'''SKULLB:''' Don't lie to me, you wino! ''{slams desk}'' You all deny it--"oh, it was just one bottle!" A-waah-waah-waah. Tell the truth!<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' No, seriously! You wanna hear the whole story!? FINE! IT WAS CHRISTMAS I HAD ONE BOTTLE OF RUM JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, THEN I PASSED OUT! YOU HAPPY, ASSHEAD!?<br />
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'''SKULLB:''' Are ''you'', you boozehound? One ''bottle'', huh? One can turn into one hundred with beer goggles on!<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Listen... I had ONE bottle. I didn't like it. Now for the love god, get off of my damn back about this, you obnoxious, idiotic, ASSHOLE.<br />
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'''SKULLB:''' Well if you're going to be so defensive about it, let's move on! Alcohol control--should we let these alkies on the streets, or should we exercise more control?<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' I think that the police should be on control more at night. Drunk driving is one of the most common deaths and it needs to be stopped.<br />
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'''SKULLB:''' And I bet you'd know.<br />
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'''BADSTAR:''' Y'know what? Stop. Just stop being an ass who has probably drank two hundred bottle in a month! YEAH I SAID IT<br />
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'''SKULLB:''' Can you say it without the bottle in your mouth?<br />
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''{Badstar gets up, throws his chair at Skullbuggy, causing him to fall over, and storms out}''<br />
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'''SKULLB:''' Owwch. That man needs an intervention like nobody's business. ''{clears throat}'' Regardless, those were my Argument Points! Tune in next time when I take aim at rap music--is it really as bad as they say? The answer is yes. G'day, all!</div>Skub