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<p>contains very weak language</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>here it is<br /> <br /> ==conversaishe==<br /> ===I art robot===<br /> Stranger: hii :)<br /> <br /> Stranger: here 17 f czech<br /> <br /> You: GREETINGS.<br /> <br /> Stranger: how about u?<br /> <br /> You: I AM 25.<br /> <br /> You: I AM MALE.<br /> <br /> You: I AM FROM LONDON, ENGLAND.<br /> <br /> Stranger: how it's there? xD<br /> <br /> You: COLD.<br /> <br /> You: WET.<br /> <br /> You: DEPRESSING.<br /> <br /> Stranger: yyour name?<br /> <br /> You: I AM RICHARD.<br /> <br /> Stranger: im Sian<br /> <br /> You: HELLO SIAN.<br /> <br /> Stranger: nice to meet you.<br /> <br /> You: IT IS SOMEWHAT EXCITING TO HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF YOUR EXISTANCE AS WELL<br /> <br /> Stranger: xD<br /> <br /> Stranger: wanna cam?<br /> <br /> You: NO THANK YOU.<br /> <br /> Stranger: my name Sian4girly<br /> <br /> You: I AM ALLERGIC, YOU SEE.<br /> <br /> Stranger: its my profile<br /> <br /> Stranger: http://bit.ly/gbUk5m<br /> <br /> You: NO THANK YOU.<br /> <br /> Stranger: add me there<br /> <br /> You: MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME SHOES?<br /> <br /> <br /> You: I HAVE A VAST COLLECTION OF SHOES<br /> Your conversational partner has disconnected.<br /> <br /> ===i think this guy plays resident evil===<br /> You: heyy<br /> <br /> <br /> Stranger: my damned shells<br /> <br /> Stranger: I'm so low<br /> <br /> Stranger: What is OP?<br /> <br /> You: Original post?<br /> <br /> You: Orange Peel?<br /> <br /> Stranger: NOOOO!!!<br /> <br /> Stranger: I'm so sorry.<br /> <br /> You: Oh, sorry :/<br /> <br /> Stranger: You're one of them.<br /> <br /> You: Doctor who?<br /> <br /> Stranger: ZOOOOOOMBIE<br /> <br /> Stranger: BOOM<br /> <br /> Stranger: BOOM<br /> <br /> You: Zoey?<br /> <br /> Stranger: RATATAATATATATA<br /> <br /> Your conversational partner has disconnected.<br /> <br /> ===this guy is great===<br /> You: HEY BUSTER<br /> <br /> Stranger: OMFG YOUR ON FIRE<br /> <br /> You: OH SHIT I AM<br /> <br /> Stranger: AHHHHH!<br /> <br /> <br /> You: SHIT DON'T JUST STAND THERE<br /> <br /> You: CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE<br /> <br /> Stranger: STOP DROP AND ROLL!<br /> <br /> Stranger: QUICK!<br /> <br /> You: IT AIN'T WORKING<br /> <br /> Stranger: *drinks some water* KEEP DOING IT<br /> <br /> You: OKAY OKAY<br /> <br /> You: I'M GOOD BUT NOW THE FLOOR'S BURNING<br /> <br /> Stranger: hey, you thirsty?<br /> <br /> Stranger: AHHH! OMFG<br /> <br /> Stranger: IM ON FIRE NOW<br /> <br /> You: SHIT MAN<br /> <br /> You: MAYBE YOU NEED SOME SHOES<br /> <br /> Stranger: I HAVE SHOES ON<br /> <br /> Stranger: THERE UGGS.<br /> <br /> Stranger: AHH<br /> <br /> Stranger: *drinks some more water* FUCK FUCK FUCK<br /> <br /> You: WE NEED BETTER SHOES, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO NOT DIE<br /> <br /> Stranger: LETS GO TO PAYLESS REAL QUICK!<br /> <br /> You: OKAY COOL<br /> <br /> Stranger: ALRIGHT.<br /> <br /> You: *casually walks out*<br /> <br /> Stranger: *casully fallows*<br /> <br /> Stranger: *walks in payless*<br /> <br /> Stranger: hey dude, you like these buz lightyear light up ones?<br /> <br /> You: yeah man they're pretty cool. How 'bout the darth vader ones?<br /> <br /> Stranger: oh shit man, thoose are awesome. Alright lets go cheak out<br /> <br /> Stranger: *puts shoes on counter*<br /> <br /> You: we gotta get your feet measured man<br /> <br /> Stranger: oh shit. forgot about that, thanks buss<br /> <br /> Stranger: *boss<br /> <br /> Stranger: HOLY SHIT WAIT<br /> <br /> Stranger: WERE STILL ON FIRE!<br /> <br /> You: OH YEAH SHIT<br /> <br /> You: FUCK<br /> <br /> Stranger: FUCK!<br /> <br /> Stranger: fuckedy fuck fuck!<br /> <br /> You: I THINK I HAVE THE AWNSER<br /> <br /> Stranger: WHAT!?!?/<br /> <br /> You: WE COVER YOU IN CATS<br /> <br /> Stranger: IM ALLERGIC IN CATS<br /> <br /> Stranger: *TO<br /> <br /> You: AW FUCK MAN YOU'RE GONNA DIE<br /> <br /> Stranger: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! WILL DOGS WORK?!?!?<br /> <br /> You: THEY CAN ONLY PREVENT THE INFECTION (!?)<br /> <br /> Stranger: the infection... dude wtf?<br /> <br /> You: THE INFECTION OF FIRE<br /> <br /> Stranger: OH SHIT<br /> <br /> You: OKAY LET'S THINK OF SOME PRACTICAL USES FOR YOUR FIRE<br /> <br /> You: MARSHMALLOW ROAST?!<br /> <br /> Stranger: yes.<br /> <br /> Stranger: WIN<br /> <br /> Stranger: WERE DO WE GET THE MARSHMELLOWS<br /> <br /> You: I DON'T KNOW MAN<br /> <br /> Stranger: DOES PAYLESS HAVE MARSHMELLOWS<br /> <br /> You: IT DEPENDS, IS IT THURSDAY?<br /> <br /> Stranger: FUCK, NO ITS MONDAY<br /> <br /> You: SHIT<br /> <br /> Stranger: WERE GUNNA DIE MAN<br /> <br /> You: THEY ONLY GIVE MARSHALADES OUT ON THURSDAYS<br /> <br /> You: WE ARE MAN WE ARE<br /> <br /> Stranger: AWWH SHIT<br /> <br /> You: WAI<br /> <br /> You: LET'S ASK FATTY DANZ<br /> <br /> Stranger: WHO THE FUCK IS FATTY DANZ<br /> <br /> You: THE GUY WHO SELLS REALLY OLD CARS<br /> <br /> Stranger: OH<br /> <br /> Stranger: ALRIGHT<br /> <br /> Stranger: LETS ASK HIM<br /> <br /> You: SHIT WHAT DOES HE DO AGAIN<br /> <br /> Stranger: FUCK I FORGET<br /> <br /> You: DAYUM<br /> <br /> You: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNERS<br /> <br /> Stranger: FUCK MY LIFE.<br /> <br /> You: SERIOUSLY MAN<br /> <br /> You: ANY MORE IDEAS?!<br /> <br /> Stranger: UH, HOW BOUT WE SET THE WORKERS ON FIRE!?!?!<br /> <br /> WE CAN WATCH THEM SUFFER<br /> <br /> You: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA<br /> <br /> Stranger: ALRIGHT LETS DO IT<br /> <br /> <br /> You: *sets the worker (Talon Jendro) on fire*<br /> <br /> Stranger: *walks over to the cashier and sets him on fire*<br /> <br /> Stranger: YEAH BITCH DIE<br /> <br /> Stranger: BUUUURN BABY BURN!<br /> <br /> You: HEHEHEHEHE<br /> <br /> You: IT'S ALOT MORE FUN WHEN IT'S NOT YOU<br /> <br /> You: WAIT SHIT<br /> <br /> Stranger: omg, dude i love you. please marry me<br /> <br /> Stranger: OMG WHAT<br /> <br /> You: THEY GET EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT<br /> <br /> You: THEY CAN GET SHOES EASILY<br /> <br /> Stranger: LETS JUST STEAL THEIR IDENTIES<br /> <br /> You: OH COOL<br /> <br /> Stranger: OR LETS STEAL THE SHOES<br /> <br /> You: I CALL THE DARTH VADER LIGHT-UPD<br /> <br /> Stranger: FUCK, OK I CALL THE DORA LIGHT UP!<br /> <br /> You: COOL<br /> <br /> You: CHEESE IT MAN<br /> <br /> Stranger: CHEEZE ITS AND RICE!?!?<br /> <br /> You: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BALANCED BREAKFAST<br /> <br /> Stranger: ITS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD<br /> <br /> You: OKAY LET'S EAT<br /> <br /> Stranger: LETS DO TI<br /> <br /> You: WHAT'S ON TV<br /> <br /> Stranger: SPONGEBOB<br /> <br /> Stranger: OR PORN<br /> <br /> You: WHAT ABOUT SPONGEPORN<br /> <br /> Stranger: YES.<br /> <br /> You: IT'S TWO KITCHEN SPONGES FUCKING<br /> <br /> Stranger: I LOVE FUCKING... AND SPONGES<br /> <br /> You: DUDE THIS CHEEZRICE IS FUCKING GOOD<br /> <br /> Stranger: I KNOW!<br /> <br /> You: wait could you pass a spoon please<br /> <br /> Stranger: yeah here ya go<br /> <br /> You: thanks man. <br /> <br /> You: I'M GONNA EAT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS<br /> <br /> Stranger: YAH ME TO<br /> <br /> You: DSADDASIDGAHGFD<br /> <br /> You: I'M CHOKING<br /> <br /> Stranger: akdhsakljhsakjdhakjsd<br /> <br /> You: DSFF<br /> <br /> You: DHFJDHCALLDJISHDHTHESDHKSDTVREPAIRMAN<br /> <br /> Stranger: dskfjhskdhfksdjhfsd im not<br /> <br /> You: Oh cool then.<br /> <br /> You: THIS SHOW IT'S PRETTY GOOD.<br /> <br /> Stranger: fuck yes.<br /> <br /> Stranger: dude, i love you. please me<br /> <br /> Stranger: like legit<br /> <br /> You: sure<br /> <br /> Stranger: YOU;LL MARRY ME!?!?! ;D<br /> <br /> You: YES<br /> <br /> You: LET US EXCHANGE HOT STEAMING LOADS AS RINGS<br /> <br /> Stranger: wait how hold are you<br /> <br /> You: 19 OR SOMETHING<br /> <br /> Stranger: *how old<br /> <br /> Stranger: oh cool<br /> <br /> Stranger: im 18<br /> <br /> You: GREAT.<br /> <br /> Stranger: greatness<br /> <br /> Stranger: from where<br /> <br /> You: The English city of London.<br /> <br /> Stranger: im from the american city of america&lt;3<br /> <br /> You: thats my favourite town<br /> <br /> Stranger: &lt;3<br /> <br /> Stranger: dude, i gotta go :(<br /> <br /> You: Sadness<br /> <br /> You: Have a good breakfast<br /> <br /> Stranger: i will have a great breakfast thank you<br /> <br /> You: :D<br /> Your conversational partner has disconnected.</div>

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