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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Court Records ==<br /> * '''CASE NAME:''' Turning Turnabout<br /> * '''CASE DESCRIPTION:''' An infamous hacker is accused of designing a captcha-bypassing spambot.<br /> * '''JUDGE PRESIDING:''' The Honorable Judge Judge Sr.<br /> * '''PLAINTIFF:''' N/A<br /> * '''DEFENDANT:''' Jordan King <br /> * '''PROSECUTOR:''' Raiku Lucifer Samiyaza<br /> * '''DEFENSE:''' Lydia Prinz<br /> * '''WITNESSES:''' CEO,<br /> * '''VERDICT:''' Unknown<br /> === Evidence ===<br /> <br /> == Court Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open: Raiku's office, in the Prosecutor's Offices.}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' I haven't had a case since that time Badstar beat me. ''{Sigh}''<br /> <br /> '''JON:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hello? Prosecutor DeVille?<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' You mean Devil? Come in!<br /> <br /> ''{Jon walks in.}''<br /> <br /> '''JON:''' Yeah... that's what I meant. Anyway, a case just came in for you, Mr. Devil. You should probably read up on it.<br /> <br /> ''{Raiku takes it and reads it}''<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' They want ME to do the King case? I'm honered! Sure, wynaut?<br /> <br /> '''JON:''' ... Alright. I guess, since there isn't much evidence, we should head to court. Right?<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' First, what was the last website that the defendant's spambot spamed?<br /> <br /> '''JON:''' It was a business website--most of the pages were locked out from the administrators. It took a while to fix, pal.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Okay. Lets go. <br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the courtroom.}''<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' Court is now in session. Is the defense ready?<br /> <br /> '''???:''' Is there any reason I wouldn't be? Hmmph.<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' ... Ms. Prinz. It's, uh... nice to see you again.<br /> <br /> '''LYDIA:''' Glad to hear.<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' And is the prosecution ready?<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' Alright, then. The prosecution may make its opening statement.<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' If the defendant is world infamous, he probaly did it.<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' Hm. Awful quick. Does the defense have anything to add?<br /> <br /> '''LYDIA:''' Hmph! Fame has nothing to do with crime. It doesn't matter who's famous or not--somebody did it. And it wasn't the defendant.<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' ... Very well. Would the prosecution like to call a witness?<br /> <br /> '''RAIKU:''' Yes. THE CEO OF THE LAST WEBSITE HACKED!<br /> <br /> '''LYDIA:''' My, always with the theatrics, these types.<br /> <br /> '''JUDGE:''' Very well. Would the CEO please take the stand?<br /> <br /> ''{The CEO takes the stand}''<br /> <br /> '''CEO:''' Hello.</div>

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