StroHersh: HELLO THERE, I'M BRIAN BLESSED!

2011-11-12T00:30:08Z

HELLO THERE, I'M BRIAN BLESSED!

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I am here to point out how mean their riffs are >:(

==HERE WE GO==

'''HOMOON''': Oh I got the email you got the email I got the email
you got the email

'''STRONG BAD''': Hey thats my line!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What? '''SKUB:''' It's special guest celebrity Strong Bad! ''{Skub presses a button on his seat. It plays an applause track as Skub slowly weeps.}''</blockquote>

NOXIGAR: Strong bad is a central character in this thing! you are clearly not that funny?

''{Strong Bad Punches Homoon}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' wow this is starting off pretty damn brutal '''SKUB:''' ''{imitating Strong Bad}'' "HOLY CRAP, BITE-A DE CURB"</blockquote>

NOXIGAR: well nacho clearly didn't get the joke here! you see the joke is that it's comedy slapstick but he as making it out as if it were brutal violence, as though he were making a joke os some sort!

'''HOMOON''': OW!

'''HOMOON''': oh well I might as well cheack my email.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' That's not a typo, that's how Homoon would talk after having a few of his teeth knocked out. '''SKUB:''' ''{imitation Strong Bad emails}'' OHHH, A-THE CHEACK</blockquote>

NOXIGARM: Cheak is not how you pronounce things! GODDAMN IT I HATE YOU ALL.

''{Homoon types in open gmail.exe}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' gmail.exe '''CHWOKA:''' <big><big>'''GMAIL.EXE'''</big></big> '''SKUB:''' Computer, start internet. '''SKUB:''' Computer, ''hack internet''.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Dear Homoon, 
Do you like pie? 
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' It's all downhill from here.</blockquote>
Because i do! 
With super duper love: 
A Dog
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' A typing dog?!! This is ''too'' silly! '''SKUB:''' I wonder what he looks like [[Image:Dog.jpg]]</blockquote></blockquote>

'''HOMOON''': Um...ok this is a weird email

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "Pie? That's a little '''TOO''' random for my tastes!!!"</blockquote>

but i'll answer it anyway.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' take one for the team</blockquote>

'''HOMOON''': ''{Typing}'' Well Dog,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' damn, homoon is a thugg '''SKUB:''' "my nigga let me ''tell'' you about pies"</blockquote>

you see the only pie I haven't tried is choclate pie

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' only in america! '''SKUB:''' Don't talk shit about chocolate pudding pie. That's heavenly. '''CHWOKA:''' ''All'' food is heavenly to you, ''fat fatty asshole!'' '''SKUB:''' Heh, keep calling me fat. Your insults ''feed'' me! '''CHWOKA:''' '''!!!'''</blockquote>

and I think I will only like that kind of pie, okay!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' so just GET OFF MY CASE ALREADY GOD</blockquote>

'''HOMOON''': I'm going to a pie shop

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Thanks for letting us know!</blockquote>

''{Homoon gets up and goes to Strong Sad's Pie Shop''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' It stands to reason Strong Sad has a pie shop, because he's the fat one. '''SKUB:''' It's true! I have my own franchise! ''{Skub holds up a flier for "Skub's Steamy Wet Pie" and quietly weeps.}''</blockquote>

'''STRONG SAD''': Hello and welcome to Strong Sad's Pie Shop of Sadness.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''ouch'' '''BLUEBRY:''' "The pies are made with my tears, literally."</blockquote>

Would you like a pie of saddness?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Nope. Bye."</blockquote>

'''HOMOON''': Yes, I would like a choclate pie of saddness ok.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' just stop ASKING ABOUT IT OKAY leaVE ME ALONE '''SKUB:''' Let's Eating Pie The Sadness OK!!!</blockquote>

'''STRONG SAD''': Ok.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' That's it, from now on I'm taking a tip from the Homoon playbook and end all my riffs with "ok." '''SKUB:''' So basically the "Oh hi Mark" of MFT3K? '''CHWOKA:''' Skub, fucking ''shut up'' about The Room or I'll piss all over your butt. '''CHWOKA:''' Which is '''CHWOKA:''' Which is a valid threat.</blockquote>

''{Homoon gives Strong Sad 10 bucks}''

'''STRONG SAD''': Ok, here's your pie and have a grey day.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{Strong Sad hands Homoon a pie tin filled to the brim with the physical manifestation of pure agony, appearing to the human eye as an image so horrifying it is said to drive one's own soul to '''madness'''.}'' '''SKUB:''' ''{And as Homoon stares into the abyssal sadness pie, the pie stares back at it, completing the circle of human suffering and anguish ok.}''</blockquote>

'''HOMOON''': Ok, see ya around

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' GET IT 'CAUSE HE'S FAT ok</blockquote>

'''STRONG SAD''': Look in the Cliff

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''SPOOK CLIFF'''</blockquote>

Hanging Department.

'''HOMOON''': Ok!

''{Homoon leaves the pie shop''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''. He was never seen again ok.}''</blockquote>

''and goes to Strong Bad's Basement}''

'''HOMOON''': Hi Homestar, Strong Bad, Marzipan, and Strong Mad!

NOXLIGARM: oh shit im riffing

'''MARZIPAN''': Hi Homoon!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Can you please untie us?" '''NACHOMAN:''' "I'll untie you after i finish my pie ok"</blockquote>

KNOXLIGARM: stupid skub man! STOP OFFENDING PEOPLE.

'''HOMOON''': Hi Marzi!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{as Homestar}'' NIGGAW DON'T TAWK TO MY BITCH LIKE THAT '''SKUB:''' I didn't know Homestar was a slaver. '''NACHOMAN:''' I HEARD SCWEAMIN' AND, BUWW-WHIPS CWACKIN AND,</blockquote>

KNOXXXIGARMM: oh look know you're making fun of ''slavery''. you're all '''monsters''' and you're going straight to hell.

'''HOMOON''': Strong Bad Will you cut this choclate pie please?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "my parents don't allow me near knives :(" '''SKUB:''' "i have to wear this helmet so i don't hurt myself"</blockquote>

NO: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE FUN OF THIS POOR POOR BOY

'''STRONG BAD''': Sure!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Strong Bad is oddly helpful today. Probably just had sex. Ok? '''SKUB:''' Chwoka can we please, ''please'' keep these characters celibate? It'd save me a lot of inner turmoil.</blockquote>

actually you know what fuck this

noxigar i know this probably isn't that good a parody of you or whatever but you seriously are not that funny in the two of your things that i have read. i suggest you stop taking things so damn seriously and also understand how jokes work.

BTW I noticed you seem to have an adverse opinion to The World's Greatest now normally that's fine BUT WHO'S PICKING ON WHO HERE, EHH!?!?!?!?

Noxigar does the riffs!!!/1 - Revision history

StroHersh: HELLO THERE, I'M BRIAN BLESSED!