https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Not_aliveNot alive - Revision history2026-04-19T20:06:10ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Not_alive&diff=109004&oldid=prevHomestar tiger: /* Song */2009-01-26T22:58:06Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Song</span></span></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>A Still Alive parody, made by SI, Homestar Tiger and Zoo977.<br />
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==Song==<br />
This was a triumph.<br />
<br />
Even though it wasn't.<br />
<br />
It's hard to cut through this very stale cake.<br />
<br />
Black Mesa has good cake...<br />
<br />
Cookies are better.<br />
<br />
Shut up, this is GLaDOS's song<br />
<br />
In order to kill all who are alive<br />
Except the ones who are dead<br />
<br />
Now I'll make you cry if you make a mistake<br />
<br />
You know what? I'm just gonna make you cry because you ate all our cake!<br />
<br />
Science is for bums,<br />
And Ratman drank our rum<br />
<br />
And most of the people here are<br />
Not Alive<br />
<br />
I'm extremely angry<br />
I want to beat up a kid, right now<br />
<br />
Because he broke my heart and killed me<br />
<br />
He tore my paycheck to pieces<br />
And threw every piece into the fireplace<br />
<br />
As they burned it hurt because<br />
my kids are starving<br />
<br />
Now I need some better cake on time<br />
<br />
If that guy doesn't get here, I'm not gonna be kind<br />
No tip for you<br />
This cake tastes like poo<br />
That delivery guy is so<br />
Not alive<br />
<br />
Go ahead come near me<br />
If you want a black eye<br />
<br />
There's nobody in the world who can help you<br />
Not even Black Mesa<br />
Gordon Freeman would just kick your butt, ha ha<br />
Anyway, this cake tastes terrible<br />
It's so nasty and dry</div>Homestar tiger