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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Chapter One: The Noid is Born ==<br />
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''{Open: a house in Thebes. A woman is holding a baby boy in her arms, as a man looks over her shoulder.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Awww, honey... it's beautiful!<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Yeah, I know! What shall we name it?<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' ... It?<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm sorry, I don't get the difference between boys and girls. ;_;<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Let's just call it... The Noid!<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Yes, that sounds right!<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' The Noid... a fitting name for a little baby!<br />
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''{Cut: a gypsy's tent. Dinoshaur, NachoMan, and The Noid are in there, talking to a gypsy.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Gypsy fair, tell us... what will become of our son?<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' He's a boy? Huh.<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' Ahh, your boy... let me see him.<br />
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''{NachoMan hands Brooksie the boy.}''<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' ... I see... I ''see''... ''{gasp}'' Ohhh, oh heavens... I see something bad...<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Wh- what?<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' This child... he shall lay with his mother... and ''kill his father''!<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Oh, God... oh GOD!<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, what do we do, what do we do?<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' Well, look, this could be interpreted another way-<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' No, give me that!<br />
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''{NachoMan snatches The Noid from Brooksie.}''<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' We're abandoning him!<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' ... It looks like, uh... we have no other choice.<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' Hey, I might be wrong! I might be-<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Let's go to the nearest field. We need to drop this thing off.<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Yes... let's.<br />
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''{Dinoshaur and NachoMan leave the tent, The Noid in hand.}''<br />
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'''BROOKSIE:''' ... This could be bullsh**, really!<br />
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''{Cut: a field. Dinoshaur lays a basket on the ground. Inside, swaddled in cloth, is The Noid.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' Don't worry, Noid... when you grow up, you'll be with somebody who cares... and who won't die. When you kill him.<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' And maybe it won't look bad if you sleep with your new mother.<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' I hope I never get to see that.<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Same here.<br />
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''{Dinoshaur and NachoMan walk away.}''<br />
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'''DINOSHAUR:''' ... You think anybody's gonna pick him up?<br />
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'''NACHOMAN:''' Doubt it.<br />
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== Chapter 2: Noid, Taken In ==</div>Skub