https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Ninjaduck%27s_Review_Avenue%2FraikNinjaduck's Review Avenue/raik - Revision history2026-06-18T14:52:03ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Ninjaduck%27s_Review_Avenue/raik&diff=86972&oldid=prevNinjaduck: /* Raiku Email */2008-12-12T00:01:47Z<p><span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">Raiku Email</span></span></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Welp, Your wish is granted, Lemon. Get ready for...<br />
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===THE REVIEW!===<br />
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====Raiku Email====<br />
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The first email I laid on for this review was the aptly named "Baby" email. The email consists of:<br />
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<blockquote class=raiku><br />
Hwi.<br><br><br />
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Mwe is da bay bee.<br><br />
Wiww woo be my dah dah?<br><br><br />
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Fwom,<br><br />
Da Bay Bee<br />
</blockquote><br />
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Uunngh, terrible baby lisps annoy the ''hell'' out of me. I'm pretty sure a a baby could say "hi" and "me" without a W. Basically, the whole transcript consists of an unfunny battle between the baby with a bazooka, and the title character Raiku, who, as he states ''himself'', is a Mary-Sue. And you guys know the general feeling of the WUWers about Mary Sues...<br />
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WELL?<br />
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Anyway, here is the next email, "Fast food".<br />
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'''RAIKU:''' EMAIL TIME!<br />
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<blockquote class="raiku"><br />
<div>subject: fast food</div><br />
Hey, Raiku!<br />
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You should start a fast-food company. All the cool guys have one!<br />
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- ZPP<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''RAIKU:''' Sure.<br />
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''{Cut to "Mista-Pizza"}''<br />
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'''CUSTOMER:''' What is in this?<br />
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'''RAIKU:''' Blood. <br />
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''{Click here to email <s>Raggon</s> Raiku!}''<br />
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Wow, sure is long! But seriously, I could get more humour (and more length)out of a newspaper comic.<br />
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RATING: <nowiki>* out of *****!</nowiki> <br />
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Now that that's done, let's continue on to...<br />
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==== The Raiku Show!====<br />
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Yes, the review you've all been waiting for... The Raiku Show, featuring... 2 episodes! :D! The episode I'm gonna be reading is "Pilot", mainly because that's the only episode I ''can'' do, as the only other episode is a fan episode(lazy). Okay, so the guys are robbing Badstar's mansion, because OBVIOUSLY Badstar did something horrible to them, and Raiku punches Raggon an all that good stuff.<br />
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Then we read the ''very'' descriptive robbing scene, witch consists of:<br />
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RAGGONIX: First we need to get inside the mansion. That will be Raiku's job. Then we will need someone to take down the guards. That's your job, Raggon. Then I will take down security. Let's go!<br />
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{After the operation}<br />
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RAGGON: That was fun!<br />
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{Credits roll.} <br />
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Wow, I feel as though I'm there...<br />
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RATING:<nowiki>* out of *****</nowiki>!<br />
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===The problems===<br />
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Raiku, for success you need to make the emails longer, more humorous, and more descriptive.<br />
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OVERALL RATING:<nowiki>* out of *****</nowiki>!</div>Ninjaduck