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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''BASED ON A TRUE STORY'''<br />
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''{Lemon wakes up in his bed to Cow Puncher pointing a quadruple barrel rifle at his face}''<br />
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'''COW:''' Off!<br />
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'''LEMON:''' ''{Thinking}''' How pinpoint...<br />
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'''COW:''' ''{Thinking}'' I feel so unbrave... Should I tell him I recomend vans?<br />
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'''LEMON:''' ''{Thinking}'' I love vans.<br />
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'''COW:''' I'm afraid, Lemon, you're time is up.<br />
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''{Lemon springs up and kicks Cow in the face}''<br />
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'''COW:''' What the parsley fruit?<br />
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''{Lemon grabs the gun}''<br />
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'''LEMON:''' Cow, ''your time is up.<br />
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''{When Lemon pulls the trigger, Cow disappears}''<br />
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'''LEMON:''' Huh?<br />
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''{Cow roundhouse kicks lemon}''<br />
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'''COW:''' I'm... ''nearby''<br />
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''{Cow steals the rifle and shoots, missing Lemon by an inch}''<br />
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'''LEMON:''' Your time is up.<br />
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''{Lemon sprints, hands in front of him, and reaches into Cow's chest to grab his heart. He takes it out and eats it}''<br />
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'''COW:''' I'm nearby...<br />
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''{Cow, before dying eats Lemon's foot off}''<br />
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'''COW:''' I'm nearby...<br />
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''{fade to a black screen. An unharmed Cow is there}''<br />
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'''COW:''' Canadians say "Zed"<br />
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''{Sound effect, a shooting star with a rainbow as it's tail with "The more you know" on top}''<br />
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'''LEMON:''' ''{Off screen}'' How /b/.</div>Cow Puncher 5