NachoMan: /* Fun Facts */

2008-12-21T20:56:52Z

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==Transcript==

''{cut to nachoman's computer room. he has an entire room dedicated to his computer and nothing else.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I do not need to sing a song before I check my email. In fact, I do not know why I am speaking aloud while I am checking my email either. I should keep my thoughts inside my head, considering I am not in a conversation with anyone.

<blockquote class="email">
so i herd u liek me 
 
-mudkip 
</blockquote>

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hmmm...

''{NachoMan types the following response.}''

<blockquote class="email">
Hello, Mudkip. I am sorry, but you are sadly mistaken. 
I am not a big fan of the newer Pokemon series, although I 
did enjoy the older games when I was a kid. 
But don't get down! I'm sure you'll find someone who loves 
you for who you are! 
-NachoMan 
</blockquote>

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I handled that well. ''{clicks send}''

'''AUTOMATED MESSAGE:''' Your inbox is empty.

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{sighs}'' I only get spam. Maybe if I had friends one of them would send me a real message once in a while..

''{NachoMan takes a sip of coffee.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Perhaps I should visit a social networking site. Maybe then I can find companionship.

''{NachoMan types in "socialnetworkingsite.com" and presses enter. A webpage pops up.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hmm, I have to enter a lot of personal information.. Oh, but I can set it to private! This works! That way I do not get stalked by pedophiles and can instead only give out my location to a person I trust. How convenient!

''{Cut to a transition screen reading Three Days Later... We then cut back to NachoMan.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' A whole three days has gone by, and nobody has responded to any of my friend requests. I guess I am not cut out for love...

''{NachoMan looks out the window. He sees happy couples walking to and fro down the street. A single tear rolls down his cheek. He types something on a blank MSWord document and walks away. A chair can be heard falling over. The message on the computer reads "Goodbye cruel world". Suddenly, ten popups come up on the screen, all reading "Friend Request Approved!".}''

''{Cut to a black screen with the words "LIFE IS MEANINGLESS".}''

==Fun Facts==
*NachoMan is not really dead. He was hospitalized for a few days but after some therapy returned to his normal life. He is much happier now.
*NachoMan lives in a condo.
*The emails title has nothing to do with the plot. The title was made before the email was planned, therefore they did not match up.

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