https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Mystery_Fanstuff_Theater_3000%2FZarel_Emails%2F8Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Zarel Emails/8 - Revision history2026-04-15T22:52:21ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Mystery_Fanstuff_Theater_3000/Zarel_Emails/8&diff=156111&oldid=prevChwoka: Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #8''' Zarel is asked what kind of The Cheat he would have. <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' kick the cheat :3 ;-;</blockquote> '''Cast (in order of ap...'2010-05-09T23:51:53Z<p>Created page with ''''Zarel E-Mail #8''' Zarel is asked what kind of The Cheat he would have. <blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' kick the cheat :3 ;-;</blockquote> '''Cast (in order of ap...'</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''Zarel E-Mail #8'''<br />
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Zarel is asked what kind of The Cheat he would have.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' kick the cheat :3 ;-;</blockquote><br />
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, The Cheat, Zarel-Cheat,<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' no thanks</blockquote><br />
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Old Cheat, The Haxx, Strong Bad, King of Town<br />
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'''Places:''' Zarel's House, Blue Showscreen<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{singing}'' I'm Zarel, I'm the best, and I've come to check email...I'll sit and never run, stay until- ''{stops}'' Okay, forget it.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' wish i could</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class=zarel><br />
<div>subj: cheez</div><br />
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''{GROAN}''<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' monkey cheese fartz </blockquote><br />
Zarel,<br><br />
If you could have a the cheat, what would he or she look like?<br />
Not the Cheat<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' If I could have a The Cheat...Hm. This is a tough decision... This decision requires visual planning! <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "It's too bad my imagination broke!"<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' "My therapist said I should write out my thoughts before I tell them to people"</blockquote><br />
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Ooooh...Blue Showscreeeeen?<br />
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''{Cut to the Blue Showscreen}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Alright, so here is a the Cheat.<br />
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''{The Cheat appears onscreen}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Alright, paint it blue and call it a day. Email over!</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Now...hm...I guess I'd like to have this The Cheat of mine to have my features...just so people know it's mine.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' or you could use a collar<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' I would say cut its head off but I'm not sure how that would work with a The Cheat...</blockquote><br />
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''{The Cheat morphs into a more Zarel-looking The Cheat, gaining Zarel's eyes, nose, wings, horns, and tail.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' all easily detachable<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' there goes my favorite character</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Wait...no. That's just too cliche of an idea. <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Par for the course, am I right?</blockquote><br />
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Redo!<br />
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''{Zarel Cheat's head explodes}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' w-wh<br/>'''SKUB:''' HOTTTTT<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' actually bluebry if you read the hrwiki more often you would know instances of the cheat's head exploding are fairly common and have occurred in many toons such as the house that gave sucky treats and the other one </blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL-CHEAT:''' MEEEEH!<br />
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''{Zarel Cheat fades out, another The Cheat drops in}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Okay, so...I guess I'll have to pick my Cheat's color. Hm...I think I'd like a gray-haired one...<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' to match your creativity</blockquote><br />
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''{The Cheat's hair turns gray, The Cheat hunches over and is standing up with a cane}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Meeeeeh...<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "KILL MEEEEEEE"</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' No no no...I asked for gray fur, not an old The Cheat who's fur is graying! <br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' HAHAHA, DO YOU GET IT?!</blockquote><br />
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Redo!<br />
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''{The old Cheat poofs into dust, a new The Cheat drops down}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Okay, so gray fur. Like...metal gray.<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' BRING THE METAL \MMMMMMMMMM/</blockquote><br />
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''{The Cheat onscreen turns gray and shiny}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So, ''metal'', then</blockquote><br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh?<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' Hm...I just got this good idea. Let's just say my Cheat was a machine and you could stomp on his...foot...pad...to open his mouth...<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, the places you could go!!!</blockquote><br />
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''{Cut to The Field, Strong Bad and Zarel's The Cheat are standing there, Strong Bad is holding a can of Melonade}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' ...and use him as a trash compactor?<br />
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''{Strong Bad stomps on the gray Cheat's footpad. The gray Cheat opens its mouth and Strong Bad tosses the can in it. The gray Cheat closes his mouth, makes some rumbling Cheat noises and then grins, making a Cheat noise sounding like "ding"}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So is this "vore" or what<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' "now eat these live foxes the cheat"</blockquote><br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Look where technology's got us now! ''{thumbs up}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Oh! And maybe if he detects an idiot...<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' so if i were you i wouldn't come close to it</blockquote><br />
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''{Cut to The Stick, Zarel's Cheat stands there looking around, The King of Town walks by}''<br />
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Doohoohoohoo...<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Wh-why is he here? What's going to happen?<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' The king of town isn't dumb he's just senile!</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' He could give him the proper beating!<br />
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''{Zarel's Cheat opens its mouth and a robotic arm holding a rolling pin pops out, Zarel's Cheat starts beaing''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''beating''</blockquote><br />
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''the King with it}''<br />
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Oof! Ooh! Naughty little animal! I'll...Oof!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' POLICE BRUTALITY, RODNEY IS INNOCENT<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' why does he want old people to fade into dust and be beaten so badly</blockquote><br />
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''{Cut back to the Cappy}''<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' And as for a name...hm...I've got one! The Haxx!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' "this is gonna be soooooo 1-3-3-7"<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm totally "rofl"ing right now</blockquote><br />
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''{a fanfare is heard}'' It's a wonderful name for a little guy like him...I should probably go see if The Blacksmith needs anything else...<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{offscreen}'' MEEEEEEEEEEEEH!<br />
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''{Zarel gets beaned with the Cheat's old Tangerine Dreams computer monitor, knocking his upper half off his waist}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' eughghqw<br/>'''SKUB:''' ''hottttt''<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' that's it ''{the sound of a door slamming is heard}''</blockquote><br />
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'''ZAREL:''' OOWWW! ''{zoom out, Zarel's torso is propped on his legs}'' The Cheat...what'd you do that for!? And how did you get in here?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' dude: hide-a-key rocks don't work when everyone has one</blockquote><br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh meh meh mehdly meeeeeeeh!<br />
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'''ZAREL:''' "There can be only one..." What?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' this is like when bad movies try to be deep</blockquote><br />
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''{The Cheat facepalms and takes the computer with him}''<br />
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''{The Paper''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''witnessed the carnage firsthand. He knew what went down. He wanted to tell somebody, but... he couldn't. Zarel cut him once, and he knew he would cut him again. He kept silent for the time being... but when he got enough to move out, he would tell. He would tell all.''</blockquote><br />
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''}''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
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*The email opener is a take on the refrain of Wormsong, a song in most of the Worms series games.<br />
*Zarel mentioning The Blacksmith refers back to [[Zarel Emails/6|robot]], where the King of Town got The Blacksmith to make Wind-Up Zarel.<br />
*The Cheat's line before Zarel gets hit with the Tangerine Dreams would translate to "HAAAAAAAAAAAAX!" which is a reference to The G-Mod Idiot Box, in which Dr. Breen from Half-Life (or Dr. Haxx) would point, scream "HAAAAAAAX!" and then proceed to toss a computer monitor at the hacker, mainly Chuckles the Cheat. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OZXnkfJB0&feature=related Clip from GIB]<br />
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' '''''wha'''''<br/>'''SKUB:''' <big>I LOVE G-MOD!!!</big></blockquote><br />
*"There can be only one" is the reference to ''The Highlander.''</div>Chwoka