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'''Zarel E-Mail #7'''

Zarel is a dragon,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Since when?! </blockquote>

and gets questions about said being a dragon.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "my girlfriend is foxy... if you know what i mean"</blockquote>

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Coach Z, Homestar, The Cheat, Wind-Up Zarel, Strong Bad

'''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Locker Room

==Transcript==

''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' From where? '''NACHOMAN:''' From the "loading screen" hint hint</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' Shall we do it?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Why don't we do it in the road?</blockquote>

Email opener! ''{in rhythm}'' Za-rel! Za-rel! Za-rel maaaaail!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''I love anime~''</blockquote>

<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>subj: Pwning Powers</div>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh''</blockquote>

Dear Zarel 
Since you are a dragon looking 
thing, you should have some type 
of powrs. Can you show them to us? 
From, 
Man (No Powers)
</blockquote>
''{Due to the lack of a comma, Zarel doesn't pause after reading "Dear Zarel" and says the senders name as "Manno Powers."}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh man he's so zany despite the fact there's an obvious parenthesis separating the words</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Manno Powers? Like...are you Austin's

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' LIKE THE MOVIE</blockquote>

long lost brother or something? Because that would be cool.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Haha, actually, no it wouldn't</blockquote>

''{clears screen, resumes typing}'' So, do I have any cool powers?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Mike Myers is a talentless hack by the way.</blockquote>

Yes, yes in fact I do. For one, there's my ability to control the wind to my own liking.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'm pretty sure ''all'' of us can "bring the wind" if you catch my drift. ''{poot}''</blockquote>

''{Cut to the Locker Room, Coach Z and Homestar are there}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' So, what were we teekin'

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''talking'' '''NACHOMAN:''' The joke is that homestar is stupid and cannot pronounce words right</blockquote>

about before? Hold on, Strong Bad check!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What?</blockquote>

''{looks around, runs behind a locker}'' Aha! Thought you could hide from me, eh?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' A WISE GUY, EH?</blockquote>

''{A smack is heard and The Cheat flies from behind the locker offscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Awww, Homestar, not with your ring hand! '''CHWOKA:''' Well, sometimes you do have to slap her up.</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' MEEEEEH!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' That's almost too panicked to be an expression of ambivalence.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Alright, now that that's over with, what were you saying?

'''COACH Z:''' I was saying before that I blame it all on super tight pants.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' skinny jeans eh</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ooooh. Super-tight pants.

''{Suddenly a breeze blows Homestar's hat off his head}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh for Pete's sake not this crap again</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oop! Hold on.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, how did we get to this point again? It's such a blur...</blockquote>

''{Homestar picks his hat up and puts it back on}''

'''COACH Z:''' Pants.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Coach Z loves his pants like Zarel loves his detachability.</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' Coach Z, did you leave the windows open?

'''COACH Z:''' What windows? This place is air-tight! What is made here stays here!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Hahaha, ''okay'' '''BLUEBRY:''' it's like vegas but without the fun</blockquote>

''{Zarel can be heard puking offscreen}''

'''COACH Z:''' I blame that on pants, too.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' WAY TO GO YOU'VE MADE COACH Z EVEN MORE ONE-DIMENSIONAL '''NACHOMAN:''' pretty soon the entire extent of the homestar character's dialogue will be a series of grunts</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Urgh...I hate thinking about Coach Z's locker room. I don't understand why that isn't nominated the smelliest place in Free Country, nay, the entire world!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' You know, there's a huge pile of crap in the same location that I think ''might'' be a good nominee</blockquote>

''{Wind-Up Zarel pokes him on the shoulder}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What, you haven't sold that guy for scrap yet?</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{turns to him}'' Yes, my friend who doesn't break into my house because he lives here.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "what's up" was too simple '''CHWOKA:''' And he used so many pixels on the rest of the sentence, he didn't have enough to make a question mark.</blockquote>

'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' You have another email.

'''ZAREL:''' How did you know?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "I AM ONE WITH MY ROBOT BROTHERS AND I SHALL BE WHEN WE CUT YOUR PATHETIC MEAT-THROATS"</blockquote>

''{Wind-Up Zarel shrugs}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' YOU DON'T PUT ACTIONS IN THE MIDDLE OF DIALOGUE YOU MORON '''NACHOMAN:''' Woah, what was that? '''CHWOKA:''' I was reading criticism and somebody said we aren't angry enough. Or too angry, I couldn't tell.</blockquote>

Anyway...

<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>subj: ancestry</div>
Dear Zarel: 
As a dragon, I can only assume you have 
quite the history behind your family. Were 
your ancestors the knight-eating kinds of dragons, 
or the lucky Asian dragons, or what? I'm actually 
genuinely interested, here! 
- Skub</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Whose Skub. '''BLUEBRY:''' youre skub!</blockquote>

''{Zarel reads "here!" as if he was giving someone something.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' like giving me a migraine</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' So you really want to know my history behind my family don't ya, Yellow Skubmarine?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' at least i still have my precious talking heads</blockquote>

Well, good luck then! You go research it youself!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' And again he dodges a question! How do you live with youself, Zarel? '''NACHOMAN:''' people with histories of child abuse tend to move away from that subject in conversations</blockquote>

As for this email, can somebody give me aaaaaAAAAA-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''{Zoom out. Zarel's house is on fire, and Zarel is slowly smoldering to death. Fade to black.}''</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email" style="background:#FFFF00; text-align:center"><big><big><big><big><big>DELETED!</big></big></big></big></big></blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{simultaneously}'' DELETED! ''{laughs manically}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "I AM BECOME SHIVA, DESTROYER OF WORDS"</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' You tell them, man! Delete all emails that have to do with parentals! Or...boxing gloves!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Parenthetical?</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' Housebreaker!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' HOMEWRECKER</blockquote>

Sic 'em, Wind-Up!

''{Wind-Up Zarel jumps at Strong Bad, knocking him into the hall room,''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''hall'' or ''hallway''</blockquote>

''several punching noises are heard.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Ow, several times!!" '''CHWOKA:''' Turns out they're just tenderizing raw meat in the next room.</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' Just remember, no hitting below the belt!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "you could knock my legs off" '''CHWOKA:''' you might '''sweep his feet off him''' !!!</blockquote>

''{The Paper}''

==Fun Facts==
*The email opener is a reference to the Tatsunoko Productions anime, Yatterman. In the 2008 version, this is a take on the English subtitles when they do the victory pose.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''I really like anime~''</blockquote>

*Zarel refers to Austin Powers, a popular movie character.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Wayne's World was the last good thing Mike Myers ever did, in my opinion. Everything after that is gold-plated crap.</blockquote>

*The entire part of the email where Zarel shows off his wind power is a take on the Strong Bad Email: super powers.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Read: line by line transcript</blockquote>

*This is another instance of [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Kicking_the_Cheat Kicking The Cheat], [[User:Cyrus/Running Gags|People Breaking Into Zarel's House]],

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' His own page for running gags? Are there seriously going to be that many?</blockquote>

and another mention of [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Pants Pants] and [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Puking Puking.]
*Zarel deletes the email having to do with his family line, much like how Strong Bad deletes emails regarding his parents. In fact, Strong Bad tells Zarel to delete emails having to do with that or [http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/boxing_gloves boxing gloves.]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How do you not pick up on this?</blockquote>

*"Yellow Skubmarine" refers to the popular song by The Beatles, ''Yellow Submarine''.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I prefer "Nowhere Man", because this email series is going ''nowhere'', man!!</blockquote>

*Hitting below the belt is a penalty in combat sports like wrestling.
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' but anything goes in fight club</blockquote>

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