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'''SKUB:''' PLEASE SAY THIS IS ABOUT MEGA MAN
'''BLUEBRY:''' i dunno author, does he
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'''Zarel E-Mail #6'''

Zarel becomes a robot...or does he?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' PLEASE SAY THIS IS ABOUT MEGA MAN<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' i dunno author, does he</blockquote>

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Zarel, Strong Sad, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad, Homestar, The Cheatbot, King Of Town, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, Wind-Up Zarel

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' so he does<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' OR DOES HE?<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' This might be a trick.</blockquote>

'''Places:''' Zarel's House, The Stick, King's Castle
==Transcript==

''{Cut to Zarel's Room}''

'''ZAREL:''' WARNING: Using Zarel Emails as a respirator may cause side effects such as inability to breathe and wrecking balls to the torso. Ask your doctor or pharmacist.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I find this hard to ''swallow'' sir<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' well played<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' I'm pretty sure any interaction with zarel emails is hazardous" to your health</blockquote>

</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' <oops></blockquote>
<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>subj: what's a robutt</div>
HERES HOPING YOU DONT<br>
BECOME A ROBOT<br>
CLING CLANG<br>
WHOOPS TOO LATE
-Your own worst enemy

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' Himself?</blockquote></blockquote>

''{Zarel screams the email with the exception of the sender's name.}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{offscreen and faint}'' Keep it down!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So is Zarel in his own house or does he just live in the Strongs' attic?<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' garage apartment</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' Too late? Too late for what? You mean that I'm turning into a robot or something?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's robot lupus.</blockquote>

What are you supposed to mean?

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' What am I supposed to grammar?</blockquote>

Wait, I know how to answer this. ''{clears screen, typing}'' Would I want to become a robot...no. But I would have a robot made of me! But...I think that I've been beat to the punch. I mean, Strong Bad has that Grape-Nuts Robot-

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''NACHOMAN:''' Well then I guess the email's over </blockquote>

''{Cut to The Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape Nuts Robot stand there. Homestar walks by}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{voiceover}'' -and nothing beats that!

'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Now spell, "carp for brains."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This was pretty funny the first time they did it on the actual website.</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' You hear that, Homestar? You're a carp...er...crap for brains!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' And people tell me Strong Bad would be a good replacement for us. </blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' What ''ever.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Woah, Homestar's got 'tude<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' don't make me snap my fingers in a z-for-ma-tion</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, man, don't be dissin' the Grape-Nuts,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' why you always gotta be bustin trick</blockquote>

The Grape-Nuts is cool. So much cooler than that old, washed-up The Cheatbot I had.

''{As Strong Bad is saying this, The Cheatbot walks in}''

'''THE CHEATBOT:''' Meeeehhh... ''{walks away}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aw, he's crying! Look what you did.<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' it's...''he's''... learned how to love</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{Typing}'' Wait, I've got it! I need to BEST Strong Bad and get a robot that works much better than that stupid Grape-Nuts bot and hang out with it much more than Strong Bad does with his Grape-ity Nut Nut.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' grape-ity nut nut grape-ity nut nut over the hills we go,<br/> '''NACHOMAN:''' it's kinda sad when you're getting excited over the prospect of hanging out with a robot</blockquote>

''{Cut to the King of Town's Castle}''

'''ZAREL:''' Alright, so how much are we dealing this?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "We need to keep this hush-hush; I can't do another nickel."<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' You mean two and a half cents, right?</blockquote>

'''KING OF TOWN:''' You provide me with the best cook around and I will get my homies to make you a mechanoid!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Nobody on Homestar Runner has ever said "homies".<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' he's so street</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' Sounds goo...King, did you just try to be gangster?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' AINT NO TRYIN JUST WHO I BE</blockquote>

'''KING OF TOWN:''' Word! Blacksmith, rassle up this man a robot in the hizzy!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''{dusty heave}''</blockquote>

''{The Blacksmith salutes and runs off}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' THERE SHE GOES JUST A-WALKIN' DOWN THE STREETS SINGING DOO-WAH DIDDY DIDDY-DUM DIDDY-DEE<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' chwoka what is that<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' It's not my fault you haven't watched ''Stripes''.</blockquote>

'''ZAREL:''' Ooookay. I'll be back.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' Don't lie.<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' i wonder if that's a terminator reference let me check the fun facts </blockquote>

''{Cut to the Whatsit Pile, Zarel bounds and gags the Poopsmith and stuffs him in a baseball bag.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Whgh-</blockquote>

''{Cut back to the Cappy}''

'''ZAREL:''' ''{typing}'' I hope the King is true to his word. It took me several awkward mall shopping

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "several awkward mall shopping"...?<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' I think the author has frequent black-outs while he writes these. It would explain a lot.</blockquote>

and hours of learning hypnotism to get him a quote-on-quote "good cook." If this robot of mine isn't awesome as awesome, I-

''{Zarel is tapped on the shoulder}''

'''ZAREL:''' For the love of Pete Sampras I need to lock my-

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' '''''IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S RANDOM'''''</blockquote>

''{Zoom out to see a rather cartoony-looking robot sporting clothing similar to Zarel's and a wind-up crank. Zarel turns to see it standing there, his jaw drops}''

'''ZAREL:''' Holy crap! That looks amazing! I-I'm speechless! I...I need to show you to Strong Bad.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Finally. . . I have a robot date to the prom"<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' sorry mom, i'm taken this year</blockquote>

''{Cut to the Stick, Strong Bad and the Grape-Nuts Robot are there, Zarel and Wind-Up Zarel walk in}''

'''ZAREL:''' Impressed?

'''STRONG BAD:''' Hm. Somewhat. But can it talk?

'''ZAREL:''' I dunno, he ain't talking much. Well, give him some time and he'll speak up.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' He'll speak up, or we're gonna whack him.</blockquote>

'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' Kiss the butt.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' K-K-KISS THE RRRR''RRRING''</blockquote>

'''STRONG BAD:''' You tell him!

'''WIND-UP ZAREL:''' ''{in a southeastern accent}'' You are...an Englishman...with a dress!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''I LOVE TEAM FORTRESS 2''<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' ...what's a southeastern accent exactly?<br/>'''CHWOKA:''' Southeastern JAPAN</blockquote>

'''GRAPE-NUTS ROBOT:''' ''{5 second pause}'' Gah.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' When somebody says "gah" in real life, I punch them. True story.<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' ...ga ga ooh la la</blockquote>

''{The Paper}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "Well, that's the best ending I can come up with! Save page!"</blockquote>

==Easter Eggs==
Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to The Poopsmith.

===Easter Egg Transcript===

''{Cut to the King's Castle. The Poopsmith is wearing an apron that says "Auntie Betty" and washing dishes, after 5 seconds, it cut backs to the previous scene.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The health inspector will ''not'' be impressed.</blockquote>

==Fun Facts==
The intro is a take on a scene from Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6. '''WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG AUDIENCES.'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh, man, I love movies where they do nothing but scream</blockquote>

The Cheatbot is from SBEmail: technology.
Wind-Up Zarel is a complete take, voice and appearance-wise, on an old What A Cartoon! character, Wind-Up Wolf. You can watch the cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h1D0ilHKF4 here.]

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' I can pick up voices from transcriptions.</blockquote>

*Wind-Up Zarel's line is part of a domination line said by The Soldier from Team Fortress 2. The full line is "Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!" This is said when a Soldier dominates an enemy Demoman, who is part Scottish.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I told you, but you didn't BELIEVE I LIKE TEAM FORTRESS 2</blockquote>