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= Opening Comments =

'''CHWOKA:''' So, Zarel Emails, huh?

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yup.

'''CHWOKA:''' Say, Skub, isn't Zarel your new best friend?

'''SKUB:''' I'LL SHOW YOU I'LL BE MORE VICIOUS THAN EVER

'''CHWOKA:''' Really? Hit me with a joke.

'''SKUB:''' ''Uhhhhhh'' GIVE ME A SECOND

'''CHWOKA:''' What, are we going to make a furry joke or something? Maybe correct his grammar? What brand new exciting riffs will you hit us with in our <big>SECOND SEASON</big>?

'''SKUB:''' NO I REFUSE TO BE STEREOTYPED

'''CHWOKA:''' I'll stereotype you! I'll stereotype you as ''worthless''.

''{Skub cries into his hands.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' So, NachoMan, first episode. Excited?

'''NACHOMAN:''' What about Skub?

'''CHWOKA:''' Don't change the subject, we're talking about your first day.

'''NACHOMAN:''' No, I think you really hurt his feelings...

'''CHWOKA:''' He doesn't have feelings.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh, well, I guess this is cool and stuff. It's always been my dream to get paid to make fun of people, agle-

'''CHWOKA:''' You don't get paid for this

'''NACHOMAN:''' I-- excuse me?

'''CHWOKA:''' We're just doing this for fun!

'''NACHOMAN:''' I, I just felt a serious dip in my motivation.

'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, where's Bluebry?

'''DINOSHAUR:''' Well hello fellas, what are we doing today?

'''CHWOKA:''' You know what? Just start the show, I'm sure he'll show up eventually.

''{Fade out.}''

= Zarel Emails =

''The following is a still-active fanstuff. The following is the revision as on 22:32, 8 February 2010 (UTC)''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' i bet this is on deviantart somewhere</blockquote>

<center><big><big><big><big>'''''ZAREL E-MAILS'''''</big></big></big></big> 
<big>Yellow dragon action</big></center>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "Yellow Dragon Action"? Why do I have a sinking feeling about this?</blockquote>

On the return to Free Country, USA (or rather Zarel's arrival), Zarel Lewis, 17 and a half,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' i'm onwy twee and a hawf yeaws owd</blockquote>

decided to open up his own E-Mail checking show to please the fans and answer their questions.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Dear penthouse forum, I never thought this would happen to me,</blockquote>

==E-Mail List==

<blockquote class=zarel>
<div>ZarelMails: Email List</div>
'''Scroll Theme of the Time:''' 
'''ZAREL:''' Hello? ''{knocks on screen a bit}'' Scroll Buttons? 

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' They went away because nobody likes you. '''BLUEBRY:''' file a missing persons report</blockquote>

'''Current Computer:''' Cappy DT8 

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' more li-no, too easy</blockquote>

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10. [[/10|dream house]] 
9. [[/9|art]] 
8. [[/8|der cheat]] 
7. [[/7|dragon questiones]] 
<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ''questions'' </blockquote>
6. [[/6|robot]] 
5. [[/5|games]] 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' OH I HOPE HE TALKS ABOUT TEAM FORTRESS OR MEGA MAN '''CHWOKA:''' Nah, probably just the games he plays with himself at night. '''SKUB:''' WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?! ''{canned laughs}''</blockquote>

4. [[/4|spelunking]] 
3. [[/3|billion dollars]] 
2. [[/2|style]] 
1. [[/1|love limerick]] 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''DINOSHAUR:''' Fun fact, there is no love in Limerick. It's an awful place.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

==Computer Archive==
===Cappy DT8 (Emails 1-?)===

''"The Cappy DT8. Get ahead in life with the Cappy."''



Zarel's first computer. The Cappy is a relatively old computer from the early 2000s,

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''CHWOKA:''' Wait, so Zarel didn't have a computer until after 9/11? What a pitiful sack of loser. '''NACHOMAN:''' i'm pretty sure he didn't figure out how to check email on it until several months ago</blockquote>

but still works efficiently. It can play games, surf the web, and most importantly, check email.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' If it can't time travel then I'm out of here.</blockquote>

==Scroll Theme Archive==
*'''ZAREL:''' Hello? ''{knocks on screen a bit}'' Scroll Buttons? (Emails 1-?)

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "Zarel Lewis: 2010 - ????"</blockquote>

==Inbox==

Drop an email for Zarel [[/Inbox|here.]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' oh you bet I will</blockquote>

==Randomize==

''{Upon clicking the option, Zarel clicks a key that makes his computer roulette through the available emails. To stop, he raises a fist and slams the keyboard to make it stop.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Not how computers work there buddie'' '''BLUEBRY:''' one of those keys has gotta stop it</blockquote>

==Represent. \m/(-_-)\m/==

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' so hxc</blockquote>

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<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' ahahahahahahhahahahashhahahhahaha sure</blockquote>

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= Closing Comments =

'''CHWOKA:''' You know, that was in a completely different league of bad than the other stuff we've done.

'''BLUEBRY:''' There were some laugh-worthy moments, not gonna lie.

'''NACHOMAN:''' It wasn't ''that'' bad. So, surely the stuff we riff doesn't get worse, right guys?

....right?

''{Chwoka gets up and walks away. Skub and Bluebry follow.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' ...Guys?

''{All the lights turn off.}''

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