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= Opening Comments =

'''SKUB:''' Okay, so... what're we doing this time?

'''BLUEBRY:''' it's a stupid shit

'''BLUEBRY:''' piece of shit

'''SKUB:''' Right, but what kind?

'''NACHOMAN:''' The kind that takes place in ''space'', obviously.

'''SKUB:''' Man, I feel ''stupid'' for not getting that!

'''NACHOMAN:''' You should feel stupid, you trash. You piece of trash.

'''BLUEBRY:''' trash shit

''{Skub gently weeps.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Oh I exist too. Just throwin' that out there.

'''NACHOMAN:''' So yep! Space-Aged Stupidity. Sounds like a Criterion Classic to me!

'''CHWOKA:''' If I'm right, wasn't this a collaborative fiction? Like Wikihood?

'''NACHOMAN:''' I believe so, why?

'''CHWOKA:''' Because I feel like we're going to have just as much trouble getting through all of this as we did through one episode of Wikihood. And we didn't even get through all of it!

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh. Right.

'''BLUEBRY:''' oh boy

'''CHWOKA:''' ''Anyhow'', I think we should get the riffing started! Get it over with quickly.

'''BLUEBRY:''' sedatives?

'''NACHOMAN:''' Hm?

'''BLUEBRY:''' do we have sedatives

'''BLUEBRY:''' or just any kind of drugs i can smoke/swallow/snort to get through this messwreck

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{sighs}'' Wish we did. I really wish we did.

'''BLUEBRY:''' i wanna be sedated

= [[Space-Aged Stupidity]] =
[[File:Space-Aged Stupidity Logo by Homfrog.png]]
[[File:FotF Text.png|right|thumb|A convincing tablet unearthed from the past. We keep it as a memorial to our hard work of making you laugh.]]

"A Long time ago, far far away, a bunch of idiots did some stuff in space."

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Hooray! I guess we're done here now that we know all there is to know.</blockquote>

Behold!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' MORE CORN!</blockquote>

A Sci-Fi Interactive Fanfic!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Why don't you just call a spade a spade and just say it sucks.</blockquote>

This is a parody of sci-fi of all types,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "except for Asimov, he's too wordy."</blockquote>

including Star Wars, Futurama, Star Trek, Red Dwarf, Doctor Who and Battlestar Galatica.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I have a good feeling they're going to suck the Doctor's balls dry with this.</blockquote>

Also the inspiration of many other fanfics!

Most of which were made by 4th Gens.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' are the gens even a thing</blockquote>

== Plot ==
In the year 9XX2,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I'm kinda wonderin' if Man is gonna be alive. He's taken everything this old Earth can give, and he ain't put back nothing, whoa-whoa...</blockquote>

a few individuals got selected for a space program,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' A few good men '''SKUB:''' 12 angry men '''NACHOMAN:''' The magnificent seven '''BLUBY:''' the right stuff</blockquote>

being put in a large spaceship named the LeviathanX to live their lives,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship, LeviathanX. Its five-year mission: for the crew members to carry out their mundane day-to-day lives, as they would have before being on a spaceship."</blockquote>

with a lifetime of support. Soon after, the planet they were from,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Which wassssss...?</blockquote>

blew up, and now, they are on their own.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh noooooooooooooooo. I bet we're never going to hear about their inner turmoil what with all their friends and loved ones being dead and all. '''CHWOKA:''' But then, the commas, started devouring, whole, sentences, leaving no room, for any, other, punctuation,,,,,</blockquote>

== Rules ==
*There are no rules against being creative,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' aw thIS IS BULLSHIT. What kind of interactive worth its salt doesn't ban creativity outright?</blockquote>

in fact, we encourage it. But, no godmodding, and ruining the plot for everyone else.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' But I can't be creative without being the superhero sexmaster!! You guys are buzzkills</blockquote>

*If you have an idea, feel free to put it as an episode, where it might, or might not be approved. Yay.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' yay?</blockquote>

*Keep profanities to a strong minor please.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ...what? '''NACHOMAN:''' nonononono, minor, like in music</blockquote>

*Have fun!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' MAKE ME</blockquote>

*To join, put your name next any of the spots you want. If all the spots are filled, notify me or Chaos, and I will add more.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' HOW IS THIS A RULE</blockquote>

*There's no limit to fake characters you can have. Just control yourself however.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' So, you can control as many people as you like, but you can only really control yourself. '''NACHOMAN:''' WOAH DUDE YOU'RE BLOWING MY MIND '''SKUB:''' WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER ~fart~</blockquote>

*Only mods can add episodes, unless anyone else has permission.
*Please do not dominate over the set plot.
*Please follow the plotline.
*Sub-Plots are allowed, only if you have permission and it doesn't dominate over the original.

== Episodes ==
=== Season 1 ===

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' does this really need seasons I mean it's not like sienfeld or anything it's just your crappy collab fic come on</blockquote>

*[[/eps/1|Pilot]] - 1 Year from the Explosion, everyone acts like idiots.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' This could be literally any episode.</blockquote>

*[[/eps/2|Garlics' Invasion Leviathan: 9XX2 A.D.]] - The Garlics make their debut,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Rocketing to #1 on the charts in Britain.</blockquote>

trying to hijack the ship.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Sooooooo public enemy number one is a bulb vegetable? Or is this going to be stupid and worse?</blockquote>

*[[/eps/3|Plant It Of The Apes]] - The Apes plant what they want to,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BROOKSIE:''' hey i make the puns around here fella</blockquote>

and in the meantime, the robots of the ship keep being made into toasters by Chaos.
*[[/eps/4|It's a Cruel World After All!]] - The Crew finds an empty Theme park planet, and decides to redesign it to their liking.
*[[/eps/5|Fixing a Hole]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' oh is this the beatles episode</blockquote>

- After Chaos destroys Ryan-X's room, everyone must fix it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Is his room a ''mansion'' because if so I see no reason why Ryan-X can't fix it himself.</blockquote>

*[[/eps/6|Anything You Can Do, I Can Make Something Else Replicate It Better!]] - In a musical-styled episode,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''Ohhhhhhhhh'' this is going to be ''painful'' '''CHWOKA:''' oh is ''this'' the beatles episode</blockquote>

Chaos builds a robotic Captain to better Sephiroth. Sephiroth decides to fight back, and it ends up with a battle to the death.
*[[/eps/7|And You Eat a Spoon Fair]] - While on the way to the annual spoon fair

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' so randong...........</blockquote>

in the Krackzon Galaxy,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Krackzon Krackzoff it's the Krackzer</blockquote>

the ship loses it's power, forcing ship members to fight for their lives.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Thereby jeopardizing their mission to "live their lives."</blockquote>

*[[/eps/8|The Episode Where The Moron Puts a Television Up]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' My favorite Friends episode.</blockquote>

-The crew hooks an old TV made in around 2008 up in the meeting room.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Will the crew be able to survive this ancient torture device known as "TV"???</blockquote>

*[[/eps/9|Sometimes Food is Good and Sometimes It is Not]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Sage advice.</blockquote>

-The crew has terrible dreams after eating an odd space fungus

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' considering this is a sort of spiritual successor to green grass, i'm going to say it's acceptable to say "<big><big>WHY</big></big>"</blockquote>

scraped off of the ship by one of the robots. 
*[[/eps/10|Neoptrs]] - Chaos gives everyone a "Neoptr",

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' GEE I WONDER WHAT THIS IS AN ALLUSION TO</blockquote>

and undeniably cute animal made from spare animal parts in Chaos' Used bin.*
*[[/eps/11|Magical Mystery Tour]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' oh is ''this'' the beatles episode</blockquote>

- The ship gets highjacked by a gang of

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' bikers</blockquote>

aliens

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' damn mexicans...</blockquote>

called the "Blue Meanies" and the crew must share a ship with a rock band and their ship named the "Yellow Spacemarine".

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' whast that a reference too...... '''CHWOKA:''' yup '''NACHOMAN:''' I HEARD A SONG ONCE HEH HEH HEH</blockquote>

*[[/eps/12|<big><big><big>'''12'''</big></big></big> or: Insurgeon Generals]] - After everyone receives an Email from the same High school

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The fuck?</blockquote>

that is mysteriously labeled "12," they all become doctors as well,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The ''fuck''?</blockquote>

and better than ones than Chaos for sure.*

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aaaaaaaaand I guess this is where they gave up. Or something. Whatever, we've got titles to riff at least.</blockquote>

*[[/eps/13|Brain Wash Serum]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' So does it cure brain wash '''SKUB:''' hey hey HEY i'll have you KNOW cured brain is delicious</blockquote>

- All the drinks are infected with brain washing serum made by 2 random people on the ship. The remaining crew has to get to the bottom of who done it before they are completely under their control!*

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Well it says in the RULES you see '''NACHOMAN:''' This stupid episode list has ''footnotes''???</blockquote>

*[[/eps/14|Leviathan X Avengers Unite!]] - Everyone gets superpowers

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' just like every other show that's run out of ideas ever</blockquote>

and some friendships are broken. But it's mostly just them abusing their powers to an insane level.*
*[[/eps/15|John, I'm Only Dancing...]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' oh is this the david bowie episode '''CHWOKA:''' if they don't use life on mars i am going to be ''so pissed'' '''SKUB:''' Look at those gay men go.</blockquote>

- Part 1 of 2. The guys make a time machine and go back to the 70's.*
*[[/eps/16|How it All Began]] - Conclusion. The machine misfires on the way back, shooting them into what is practically a flashback to the day before the series, the day before the earth blew up.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The Earth doesn't even deserve a capital E.</blockquote>

=== Season 2 ===
''Season 2 contains instances of time traveling. It is advised that those with sensitive stomachs and faint hearts should consult your doctors before using this season.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Just what I love, bad writing that can also make me physically ill.</blockquote>

*[[/eps/17|The Unsinkable]] - The crew accidentally travel back in time to the most inconvenient place and time. 15 April 1912, at the Titanic.
*[[/eps/notso17butnot18yet|Heil Honey, I'm Home!]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' oh this is tasteful</blockquote>

- After playing around with the time machine, B-621

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' b-52s</blockquote>

accidently transports himself to Nazi-era Germany with no way back.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The fuck?</blockquote>

The crew decides to rescue him before any experiments are done on him.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The fuck!</blockquote>

Guest starring: Adolf Hitler as himself!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'm gonna have a ''heil'' of a time aren't I???</blockquote>

*[[/eps/18|Everything is Exactly as It Seems]] - The crew ''thinks'' they've headed back home, until they realize that the Garlics set them up.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' way to spoil the whole episode</blockquote>

*[[/eps/19|This Machine also Time Travels]] - The time machine stops them all in their right time, on their ship, and they lock the time machine away for a while.
*[[/eps/20|Fearmongerer]] - A creature slips onto the spaceship, and torments everyone.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' (or: Bellstrom's debut)</blockquote>

*[[/eps/21|I Feel As Though We Should Have Done This a While Ago]] - Due to the ever-increasing costs, The ship goes reality-show style, and several individuals MUST GO!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I vote everybody off.</blockquote>

*[[/eps/22|Pulp Sci-Fi]] - In this Pulp Fiction Spoof,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' It turns out it was actually a My Dinner With Andre spoof.</blockquote>

this episode is a chronicle of little short stories involving the individual characters.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' 22 Short Films About Springfield.</blockquote>
*[[/eps/23|"I am not a nerd, I sell spaceship proprane!"]] - When the ship begins to run out of fuels,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "ALL MY FUELS! THEY'RE GONE!"</blockquote>

they make a pit stop on a local planet named "Arlenia", inhabited by run-down aliens. They meet an old space fuel salesman along the way.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' MOTHERFFGFHGDHFGF I love King of the Hill though</blockquote>

*[[/eps/24|Say Say Say]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' WAIT '''BLUEBRY:''' they don't love you like i love you '''CHWOKA:''' WAIT '''NACHOMAN:''' they don't love you like i love you '''CHWOKA:''' WAIT '''CHWOKA:''' MAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaPS</blockquote>

- In an attempt to get proper supplies for the ship, the crew set off to various alien planets and become conmen, selling fake formulas, until their plot backfires.
*[[/eps/25|I Blame Wade]] - In this thrilling made-for-TV

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' These guys aren't ready for TV. They're the actual Not Ready For Primetime Players. I resent the insinuation that anything on the WUW is written well enough to be televised.</blockquote>

movie split into 3 parts instead, the crew gets caught by a rogue space armada, and they're the only people reliable enough to break themselves out.
*[[/eps/26|I Blame Wade 2:ELECTRIC BOOGALOO]] - In part 2 of our ill-conceived season 2 finale/season 3 opener, the armada stops the crew, then sets all but Wade free. The people who believe in that Wade was useless attempt to leave, but are stopped by the others. They all go back and try to get to Wade.

===Season 3===
*[[/eps/27|I Blame Wade 3: There Will Be]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Blood</blockquote>

[[/eps/27|Old Plot Devices]] - The rest of the crew is locked in the ship that's soon to be blown up, not only by the rogue armada, but by all the other past villains, whilst Wade makes a daring rescue.
*[[/eps/28|Searching For Shwoo]] - Homestar tiger desperately wants to see an old friend, so the LeviathanX attempts to search for her. A meeting of two crews is arranged.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Homestar tiger desperately hopes that shwoo is dtf '''NACHOMAN:''' ''{giggle snort}''</blockquote>

*[[/eps/29|Across The Timeverse]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''oh'' is this the beatles episode '''NACHOMAN:''' maybe they're ''all'' the beatles episode :o</blockquote>

- The crew busts out the time machine again and travel to the 1950's. Once there, they decide to create a rock band in britain. They soon become world famous, until Captain Sephiroth starts a huge controversy.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' whast this a reference too....</blockquote>

*[[/eps/30|W.C]] - Sephiroth's nephew stays with the crew in the ship for a week, and no one can bear him.
*[[/ep/31|The Xorg]] - The crew get captured by a race of Cyborg Aliens whose main weapon are their cuteness.
*[[/eps/32|House of]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' The Rising Sun. The pop-culture references flow like water here!</blockquote>

[[/eps/32|No More Resident 4 Dead Hill]] - Low on fuel, the crew ends up stumbling upon a planet infested with zombies.
*[[/eps/33|Obligatory Flashback Montage]] - While the crew is shot to their dooms at the hands of their own ship, they look back on their crazy lives.
*[[/eps/34|SAS: Super Crazy Battle Match Fighter:Part 1]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' at least they spelled battle right</blockquote>

- The crew attends a fancy ceremony at an exclusive resteraunt,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' restruant '''CHWOKA:''' restruruant '''CHOWKA:''' rastertaunt</blockquote>

or at least try to, but get lost and stumble upon a new planet. They decide to dock and meet the folk.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I feel like this is all a reference to Smash Bros. and I feel like I want to die.</blockquote>

*[[/eps/35|SAS: Super Crazy Battle Match Fighter:Part 2]] - As the crew meets various people, they decide to make this their new home. All is well until the president is revealed to be an evil alien dictator.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' IT'S HITLER AGAIN!!! HOW HILARIOUS!!! '''SKUB:''' chwoka i know you wish you were a jew but you don't have to be this angry at their holocaust episode</blockquote>

The crew tries to escape, but they get caught and are forced to fight each other.
*[[/eps/36|SAS: Super Crazy Battle Match Fighter:Part 3]] - The matchups are incredibly unfair, as evidenced by Chaos and Unholy Tracy, who are blazing through the competition. They then reveal that they're actually trying to find a way out, and have devised a clever plan to escape.

===Season 4====
''Season 4 Was made while the series was nearing cancellation, and thusly tried to wrap up the series with a set of various multi-part movie specials.''

:<nowiki>*</nowiki> - ''TBA. Information may be changed slightly or significantly.''

=== Special Episodes ===
''These Episodes are one-off and have little to no significance to the real plot.''

*[[/eps/special/1|Medieval-Timed Shenanigans.]] - The same craziness, in the Dark Ages!
*[[/eps/special/2|The Master of the Oz Galaxy]] - A Spacy adaption of The Wizard of Oz, with a few twists.

== Misc ==
*[[/Characters|Characters]]
*[[/Opening|Openings]]
*[[/LeviathanX|LeviathanX]]
*[http://spaceagedstupidity.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Aged_Stupidity_Wiki Wiki(contains backup files of all the episodes, and may be the new home of the series).]
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= Closing Comments =

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