Skub at 00:26, 1 January 2009

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'''RAIKU:''' Nananananana Email-Man!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' There is nothing that can save us.</blockquote>

{Opens email}

<blockquote class="raiku">
Dear Rie Koo, 
You look fat.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Why, however so blunt.</blockquote>

You need to lose some weight, man! 
From, 
Malleo 

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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' What is it with this show and awful music? '''SKULLB:''' I think this is what Raiku's been eating. Even Rivers Cuomo.</blockquote>
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'''RAIKU:''' I need to stop getting attachments.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' How can you stop ''receiving'' attachments?</blockquote>

And who are you calling fat? Well maybe my personal Trainer/Chef/Teacher/Roommate/Friend/Most Annoying Creature In The World could help.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' That's allota hats. '''SKULLB:''' My personal friend? What?</blockquote>

{Cut to Raiku and Raggon at the gym}

'''RAGGON:''' Man, what have you been eating?!?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' What indeed?!?</blockquote>

'''RAIKU:''' You know I am skinnier than you!

'''RAGGON:''' I know! You just TOO skinny!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You just CAH-RAZY!</blockquote>

'''RAIKU:''' Well what should I do?

{Raggon whispers into Raiku's ear}

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Yeah apparently we're not good enough for details.</blockquote>

'''1 HOURS LATER'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA;''' Oh god... '''SKULLB:''' 1 HOURS TOO MANY</blockquote>

{Raiku is back at the computer. He looks sick}

'''RAIKU:''' I am NEVER taking Laxitives again!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Try ''laxatives''.</blockquote>

{Paper comes down}

{A few seconds later}

'''RAIKU:''' {Grumbling} Raggon's such in idiot... Stupid Raggon.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm getting in aneurysm.</blockquote>

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Skub at 00:26, 1 January 2009