Chwoka at 03:13, 1 March 2009

2009-03-01T03:13:13Z

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'''RAIKU:''' Hello Raikster!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, so first it was the Raika, now it's the Raikster? Or is that just him admiring himself in the reflection to hide his subconscious knowledge that he's a horrible writer? '''SKULLB:''' He's not going to say hi back. He doesn't care. He's a cold, unfeeling machine.</blockquote>

<blockquote class="raiku">
Dear Mr. Raiku! 

YOU JUST WON INFINITY DOLORS! 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what is a dolor it sounds like a vital organ '''SKULLB:''' JUST SEND YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION TO NIGERIA AND WE WILL GIVE YOU SO MANY DOLORS '''BLUEBRY:''' I knew someone named Dolores.</blockquote>

CONGRATS, 
Spam M. Onster 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' OnSter: Ford's response to OnStar.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, so he has a new computer, but it still looks exactly the same? This means he's naming his computers.</blockquote>

'''RAIKU:''' DELETE! ''{Deletes email}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Do you also yell "REPLY"?</blockquote>

<blockquote class="raiku">
Hey Raiku, 

I hear there's plenty of secret
uncharted islands out there in
that big old thing called the
ocean. You should try and find
one! 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Unless SPOOK CLIFF is on one of them, I'm not interested.</blockquote>

-TheDenzel
</blockquote>

'''RAIKU:''' Sorry, but I am on writers block BECAUSE NO ONE EMAILS ME!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I'm not sure you know what writer's block is. '''SKULLB:''' Is this like the email version of holding your breath until you get what you want?</blockquote>

In a few emails I will anwser this. Or fwnser it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What does that even ''mean'' '''SKULLB:''' OOOOH FWNED</blockquote>

{{RaiMail|Raiku|5}}

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Chwoka at 03:13, 1 March 2009