https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Mystery_Fanstuff_Theater_3000%2FRaiku_Email%2FBabyMystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Raiku Email/Baby - Revision history2026-05-14T23:31:34ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Mystery_Fanstuff_Theater_3000/Raiku_Email/Baby&diff=104668&oldid=prevBluebry: whoops2009-01-18T00:30:14Z<p>whoops</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''RAIKU:''' EMAAAAIIIILLLLLL!!!!!!!!!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Okay, I'm filing a noise complaint.</blockquote><br />
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<blockquote class=raiku><br />
Hwi.<br><br><br />
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Mwe is da bay bee.<br><br />
Wiww woo be my dah dah?<br><br><br />
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Fwom,<br><br />
Da Bay Bee<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' OH FOR FFFFFFFFFFF<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' That is god.</blockquote><br />
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'''RAIKU:''' Su-<br />
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''{There is a bell}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' AGH NO NOT THE BELL THAT HORRIBLE SHAPE AND UNGODLY MOUTH AND<br/>'''SKULLB:''' STOP CRYING OR ILL HIT YOU MORE<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' Just "there is a bell"? Whoa, so experimental.</BLOCKQUOTE><br />
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'''RAIKU:''' Let Me get that!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, it was only the sound of a bell.</blockquote><br />
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''{He gets the door. There is a baby.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' First there was a bell, then there was a baby.</blockquote><br />
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'''RAIKU:''' Hi, I'm Raiku! What's your name and why are you here?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I know when I see a baby, the first thing I do is interrogate it.</blockquote><br />
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''{the baby looks up}''<br />
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'''BABY:''' 'CAUSE ME WAN TO KILL WOO AND EAT WOOR BWAINS OUT WITH A SPOONY!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' YOU SPOONY BARD</blockquote><br />
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'''RAIKU:''' I am a mary-sue! That is impossible!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I love it when they admit failure, but still refuse to improve in any direction.</blockquote><br />
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'''BABY:''' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! ''{hits with raddle}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' <span style="color:red">Did you mean:</span> <span style="color:blue">'''''rattle'''''</span></blockquote><br />
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'''RAGGON:''' Aww! A baby! Can we keep him?<br />
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''{the baby throws a stinky''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Is using adjectives as nouns the new hip thing?</blockquote><br />
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''at Raggon. The baby giggles and hugs his Elmo}''<br />
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'''RAIKU:''' Oh no you don't! NO ONE HURTS RAGGON BUT ME! ''{He destroys the elmo and then breaks his raddle.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' <span style="color:red">Did you mean:</span> <span style="color:blue">'''''rattle'''''</span></blockquote><br />
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'''BABY:''' Idiot. ''{has a stinky bazooka.''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' That bazooka REEKS!</blockquote><br />
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''He starts firing}''<br />
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'''RAIKU:''' ''{blows it up and puts the baby in a pantry}''<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Something tells me he has experience with children.</blockquote><br />
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'''BABY:''' ''{warps out, grabs knife}'' Don't make mwe use tis!<br />
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'''RAIKU:''' Hmm... A Partronian. Those sneaky devils!<br />
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'''BABY:''' Woo made mwe!<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Did he say "Who made me?"</blockquote><br />
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''{stabs Raiku. Raiku isn't affected}''<br />
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'''RAIKU:''' Nice try!<br />
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''{the room fills up with smoke. The baby is gone. There is a note.}''<br />
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'''RAIKU:''' No you don't. ''{Warps. Comes back with a grown aliens dead body}'' He was in diguise?!?<br />
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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ... That's it? That's all?<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' It would be ever worse if he was in ''disguise''.</blockquote><br />
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''{{RaiMail|<s>Edwardo</s> Raiku|7}}''</div>Bluebry