Chwoka: Reverted edits by JCM (Talk) to last version by Raiku

2010-11-20T08:21:50Z

Reverted edits by JCM (Talk) to last version by Raiku

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= Opening Comments =

''{SKubis at his Skubputer checking the Skub User Wiki. I mean wait no he's looking at terrible fan fiction.}''

'''SKUB:''' Oh, jeezy creezy! Hey Nacholame, get a load of this!

''{NachoMan emerges from under the table for undisclosed reasons.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' Yes, mistress?

'''SKUB:''' Check out this load.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh dear lord.. this definitely violates the Pokemon canon.

'''SKUB:''' Totally, I mean, catching Bulbasaurs in the wild? Give me a break.

'''NACHOMAN:''' Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

'''SKUB:''' We use all of the cynicism and hate at our disposal to bring down the author of this work and hopefully deter him from ever writing again?

'''NACHOMAN:''' You make it sound so negative.

''{Cut to the outside of Bluebry's room. There is pumping and heavy breathing from inside. NachoMan and Skullbuggy come up and NachoMan knocks.}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{from inside}'' What the heck is it?

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{faintly}'' oh yes..

'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh um guys we're going to riff some crap Pokemon thing wanna join us?

'''BLUEBRY:''' Heavens no, get the juice out out of here!

'''CHWOKA:''' ...mmmm it feels good when you're mad...

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''{to Skub}'' Well, it's just you and me.

'''SKUB:''' Theater, ho!

'''NACHOMAN:''' What did you call me?

'''SKUB:''' Never mind, let's go hurt some kid's feelings.

''{the scene ends. Bitch}''

= Pokemon: Strong Bad Version =

''The following is a still-active fanstuff. The revision shown here is from 19:58, 19 September 2010 (UTC) (or sometime around then).''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{NachoMan walks in carrying Skub. He sets him down on the seat.}'' 
'''NACHOMAN:''' I feel good already. '''SKUB:''' Woah now, sailor, you happy to see me or what? ''{Skub and NachoMan blush and then make out.}''</blockquote>
== Intro ==
One day, Strong Bad remembered playing Pokemon Red and Blue.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' It helped forget his time in Vietnam.</blockquote>

Because of his nostalgic history with the series in Gameboy/Gameboy Color, he wanted to play the series' continuations, but on the Nintendo DS.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Holy shit, guess what's wrong with this sentence '''BLUEBRY:''' it's boring</blockquote>

Instead of buying a Nintendo DS himself, he "borrowed" Strong Sad's.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' <big>'''ITS A JOKE CUZ HE STOLE IT'''</big></blockquote>

However, Homestar Runner, being naive per usual, thought the Nintendo DS would make a good smoothie, so he threw it in a blender.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' That's less being naive and more being retarded.</blockquote>

As a result, Strong Bad got sucked into a portal

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Oh crap, I need an explanation as to why Strong Bad is in the Pokemon universe! '''SKUB:''' No time! Just throw something together, quick!</blockquote>

once he and Strong Sad realized what Homestar was doing with it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's like grammar and diction is dying in my arms.</blockquote>

And now it's up to whoever to get Strong Bad through a world.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' IN A WORLD,</blockquote>

Imagine Spyro the Dragon's plot for the second game but without Spyro, Ripto, or anything related to either

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' Pokemon is a lot like Kingdom Hearts, for several reasons which I will explain in great detail.</blockquote>

(well, maybe Moneybags, if only because Bubs is almost exactly like Moneybags).

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So... what, no more Pokemon?</blockquote>

Unless you really want it.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Fuck it, this is Spyro fan fiction now, '''BLUEBRY:''' "Why be original when I can base plots off of video games Bluebry's never played because he has a life?"</blockquote>

No, I'm not making a prologue; it starts with Strong Bad in the Kanto region (because it's first).

== Storyline ==
=== Kanto Region ===
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' The Beginning of The End</blockquote>

* [[/1|Starter Starting Start Start Start]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' I'M MASHING A AS FAST AS I CAN CMON NURSE JOY HURRY THE FUCK UP</blockquote>

* [[/2|Magic Parcel and the Test of Character]]
* [[/3|Viridian Forest]]

== Misc. ==
* [[/SB's Team|Strong Bad's Team]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' The content ''too risque for the front page''. </blockquote>

* [[/Rival's Team|Seymour's Team]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' seymour butz</blockquote>

= Closing Comments =

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Pokemon: Strong Bad Version - Revision history

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