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'''HOMOON:''' Clickedy clackedy ckickedy!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' ''gripping'' '''CHWOKA:''' C...ckickedy? How would you eve ''say'' that</blockquote>

''{Homoon types Gmail.EXE}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka trembles with rage as his pupils shrink and his nose begins to bleed.}''</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Dear Homoon,
do you have any pets and if so what kind?

XOXOXOXO, a cat</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I wonder what the cat looks like [[Image:Dog.jpg]] '''SKUB:''' No, silly!</blockquote>

'''HOMOON:''' ''{Typing}'' so you want to know what kind of pet i have, eh? ''{stops typing}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "TOO BAD!" '''NACHOMAN:''' friggin canadians</blockquote>

TORONTOOO!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' MAPLE LEAAAAFS!!!! fuck yeah go leafs!</blockquote>

''{A blue the cheat jumps in}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Toronto is like The Cheat but blue, also he can go super saiya-jin 4! '''CHWOKA:''' jumps in ''what''</blockquote>

'''TORONTO:''' HIII!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{He said '''fabulously'''}''</blockquote>

'''HOMOON:''' As you have just witnessed,
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' oh shit am i legally culpable now</blockquote>

he is capable of human speech.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' i call shenanigans '''SKUB:''' I call Sue.</blockquote>

'''TORONTO:''' Thats right! I can also say Douglas!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' See? A character that literally never fails at ''anything'' it's like this is literary ''injustice''! '''CHWOKA:''' [[MARY SUE IS NOT A CODEWORD FOR BAD CHARACTER|Go, you're just sooo perfect, aren't you?]]</blockquote>

'''HOMOON:''' You sure can..... Toronto is also The Cheat's cousin.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He's basically Spike. '''NACHOMAN:''' "he also fought against the nazis in world war 2 and can juggle flaming chainsaws"</blockquote>

''{The Cheat walks in}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Does the Cheat really... walk? '''NACHOMAN:''' "slithers" is the more appropriate word</blockquote>

'''TORONTO:''' Say Douglas.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Say, Douglas, do you know where a guy can get a bite to eat 'round here?</blockquote>

'''THE CHEAT:''' Meh!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He just doesn't give a fuck.</blockquote>

'''TORONTO:''' eh....good enough

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' you can tell who got the smart genes in the family '''SKUB:''' You can tell who got the paint chips.</blockquote>

'''HOMOON:''' I adopted from the pet shelter because i sensed a bond,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "mostly because as soon as I stepped in I felt a terrible wave of psychic energy hurtling into my brain, tearing me apart from the inside and making the world around me into an incoherent nightmare of static and screams ok."</blockquote>

and even though he stank,
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''SKANK!''</blockquote>

i loved him.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' "he's forcing me to say these things he has a knife oh god please help me"</blockquote>

'''TORONTO:''' Its true!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Really? Show me the ''proof.''</blockquote>

'''HOMOON:''' He can also do flash animation!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' "On his computer, the Orange Hallucinations which is not Tangerine Dreams because that's ''The Cheat's'' computer and this is an original work of fiction ok."</blockquote>

''{cut to Toronto's computer, which is playing a video}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''of Egyptian riots}''</blockquote>

'''PBT'''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Peanut butter and tomato. ''{Skub begins salivating}''</blockquote>

'''HOMOON:''' I LIKE PIE AND TORONTO

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' "AND THAT IS IT, NOTHING ELSE." '''SKUB:''' Hahahaha oh does he like ''pie''? That's a tad........ '''random.........'''</blockquote>

''{video ends}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' He just doesn't give a fuck.</blockquote>

'''HOMOON:''' Good job! ''{throws Toronto''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ''into an incinerator, his usefulness expired.''</blockquote>

''a piece of chocolate}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' ''{it had been sitting in the crotch of his pants all day and smelled a bit off.}'' '''SKUB:''' ''{But Toronto wasn't one to judge. To him, the smallest bit of sustenance, crotchly or not, was bliss. And like that, Homoon dismissed his slave, sending him to the basement where he spent most, if not all, of his time. Toronto spent the countless hours either sleeping or crying, and tonight, he wasn't tired.}''</blockquote>

''{the pop-up pops up''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' '''''holy shit'''''</blockquote>

''and says "click here to email homoon"}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Click ''where''? I need to email him ''RIGHT NOW''</blockquote>

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Homoon emails/pets - Revision history

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