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2011-02-10T03:52:27Z

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[[Homoon emails|Original]]

= Opening Comments =

[[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/I Want To Play A Game|<==]]

'''NACHOMAN:''' So what's part two?

'''CHWOKA:''' Homoon emails!

''{The theater falls silent.}''

'''NACHOMAN:''' I have literally no idea who Homoon is.

'''CHWOKA:''' You know! ...Homoon!

''{Pause.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' I don't really know either. But that doesn't matter now! What really matters here is Homoon emails.

'''SKUB:''' You know, I don't really know who wrote I Want To Play A Game, either.

'''CHWOKA:''' Some guy named Kricitt.

'''BLUEBRY:''' boost mobile

'''CHWOKA:''' Homoon emails is the first thing that was originally from the HRFWiki we've riffed in a while! Everybody excited?

'''NACHOMAN:''' no

'''BLUEBRY:''' no ''GOD''

''{Skub is quietly crying.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Good! Then let's get to riffing I guess!

= Homoon emails =

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' homo on homo off<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' look skub it's not just a ''thing'' you can turn on and off at will alright it's not a ''choice''<br/>'''SKUB:''' That's not what the pastor told me.<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah well he's a fuckin homo</blockquote>

== My emails ==

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And we're just jumping right into it. No introductory flavor text, no scroll-button raps, heck, not even an inbox! I like this guy. No-nonsense.<br/>'''BLUEBRY:''' no no no chwoka don't you see? minimalism</blockquote>

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' See? Even his blockquote is gray and depressing. ''Minimalism!''</blockquote>
#[[/Pie|pie]]
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Already off to a great start.</blockquote>
#[[/pets|pets]]
<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' And as soon as it sparked, the literary flame of Homoon emails went out in the wind with nary a flicker.</blockquote>
</blockquote>

= Closing Comments =
'''SKUB:''' This one was also stupid.

'''CHWOKA:''' Goddammit, Skub! You're supposed to be the one who's always angry as shit at everything!

'''SKUB:''' ''Sometimes I don't wanna be ANGRY''

'''CHWOKA:''' But that's all you're good for!

'''SKUB:''' I'm good at... at other things, though!

'''CHWOKA:''' You're good at being tremendous.

''{Skub cries tears and also Cornish game hens.}''

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