Chwoka at 06:23, 19 February 2011

2011-02-19T06:23:41Z

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[[Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/The Adventures of Domo and T Pedo|<==]]

= Opening Comments =

'''NACHOMAN:''' What movie is it?

'''BLUEBRY:''' it's called "forsythe and friends"

'''SKUB:''' That sounds... mundane.

'''BLUEBRY:''' it's not a really long film apparently

'''SKUB:''' What's the run time?

'''BLUEBRY:''' i actually can't read so i can't tell you

'''NACHOMAN:''' Well, at least it seems short!

'''SKUB:''' Yeah, it's like a ''digestif'' to the three-course nightmare that was DomoPedo.

'''NACHOMAN:''' A ''what''?

'''SKUB:''' A ''digestif''. It's a drink you take after a meal to get the strong flavor out of your mouth. Like mouthwash you can drink!

'''NACHOMAN:''' So a palate cleanser?

'''SKUB:''' Same thing, okay?

'''NACHOMAN:''' Well no, a palate cleanser can be anything, like that fried ice cream you get after a big Mexican meal—

'''SKUB:''' I'd like to think of it as a ''digestif''. It sounds more dignified.

'''NACHOMAN:''' So the hell what?

'''SKUB:''' So I'm trying to ''class this place up!''

''{Cut back to the shower. Chwoka is still curled up and sobbing. He gets up and walks out of the shower, new resolve on his face.}''

''{Cut back to the lobby. Chwoka walks in, still naked and dripping wet. Nobody notices.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Alright, so it seems you got the reels in place alright then?

'''BLUEBRY:''' yeah we don't NEED you anymore GRAMPS

'''SKUB:''' Hey, lay off the guy! He's had it rough. Besides, he's still the one who actually knows what we're about to see.

'''CHWOKA:''' Well, after that onslaught of awful, I thought we could go for a nice palate cleanser, as it were,

'''NACHOMAN:''' ''ha''

'''CHWOKA:''' of something not ''awful,'' just middlingly bad and inoffensive. It was written by one of those users that came over for a few months from Whipped or whatever, and wasn't really interested in doing the writing and such of the wiki, and, as such, never really bothered learning wikicode.
= [[Forsythe And Friends]] =

Welcome!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh! Well this is a nice change from having the author scream at us to read their shit. Now we're ''invited''!</blockquote>

Here is where Forsythe and Friends will be!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' HERE IS THE HOME OF FORSYTHE AND FRIENDS. THIS IS WHERE FORSYTHE AND FRIENDS WILL BE. PLEASE EXCUSE THE ''PLEASE EXCUSE THE''</blockquote>

<nowiki>{{User:Sinta-tan/ForsytheAndFriendsCharacters}}</nowiki>

<blockquote class="mft3k">''i just want you to know that everything below this was included in this template and thus was unriffable. why.''</blockquote>

Name: Forsythe T. Wolf 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' O-oh. '''NACHOMAN:''' What? Wolf is a common name. Wolf Blitzer, Virginia Woolfe, stuff like that! '''SKUB:''' I don't know, I just have a bad feeling about this is all.</blockquote>

Age: 17 
Species: Grey wolf. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Yep.</blockquote>

Height: Normal wolf height. 
Weight: Normal wolf weight. 
Build: Regular wolf build. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So I don't, uh... know how big a wolf is. Should I?</blockquote>

Hair/Head Fur Colour: Grey. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Dude's gettin' on with the years. Do you know how old 17 is in wolf time?</blockquote>

Powers: None. 
Weapons: His claws. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' okay do i really need a baseball card's worth of info on this guy '''NACHOMAN:''' OKAY, I just caught wind of this " " " "Forsythe" " " " guy, and he seems suspicious. I'm gonna need you to dig up all the dirt you can on him, and I want EVERYTHING -- pets owned, hair color, ex-girlfriends, everything!</blockquote>

Type: Speed. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' So you ''know'' he don't hunt-and-peck.</blockquote>

Element: Dark. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' '''DARKWOLF SHADOWMASTER'''</blockquote>

Alignment: Good. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' uh i BELIEVE the proper term is uh lawful good uhhhh</blockquote>

History: None. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' "I don't have a history. I am now and nothing but. I'm a drifter, sweeping from street to street, stopping crime in its tracks and disappearing again. I am the night. I am Batman."</blockquote>

Appearance: Feral grey wolf with a blue bandana. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' WESTSYDE MUTHAFUCKAS</blockquote>

Name: Jake Tallion 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, I get it, like an eagle!</blockquote>

Age: Unknown 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Can't you just '''CHWOKA:''' ask him?</blockquote>

Species: Human/Robot Hedgehog mix. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' So... Metal Sonic?</blockquote>

Height: 7'0 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' i wish i was like 6'9 so i could get with leloshe cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine, you know i see her all the time everywhere i go, even in my drea '''SKUB:''' okay are you really gonna do the whole song</blockquote>

Weight: Unknown 
Build: Looks quite scrawny with his shirt on, but when he's shirtless... let's just say he makes the fangirls squeal in

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' abject terror '''BLUEBRY:''' hey is anyone else getting kind of hot right now?</blockquote>

delight 
Hair/Head Fur Colour: Black 
Powers: None as of yet. 
Weapons: None 
Type: Power 
Element: Neutral 
Alignment: Good 
History: All we know is that he was born in a test tube, so he isn't natural. 

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' I'd make a remark about test tube babies and shit but I'm not on my blog so I don't have to get offended at everything ATM.</blockquote>

Appearance: Average looking person with robot eyes.

More coming soon!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh here's ''hoping''</blockquote>

Episodes:

http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/wiki/Forsythe_And_Friends/FAFEpisodeOne
http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeTwo
http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeThree
http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeFour
http://www.wuw.clamburger.org/w/User:Sinta-tan/FAFEpisodeFive

<blockquote class="mft3k">''and then this bullshittery. why. why do they do this to me. this is what it should look like, roughly:'' [[/FAFEpisodeOne]] [[/FAFEpisodeTwo]] [[/FAFEpisodeThree]] [[/FAFEpisodeFour]] [[/FAFEpisodeFive]] ''as you can see, all but the first episode is a broken link. what the fuck.</blockquote>

Episodes in progress, currently.

= Closing Comments =

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Forsythe And Friends - Revision history

Chwoka at 06:23, 19 February 2011