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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{Dr. Brainfreeze is sipping a coffee}''<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Oooooh that is good coffee.<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka, SkullB, and Bluebry walk in. Dr. Brainfreeze drops his coffee on the floor}''<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Well, that wasn't ''too'' bad, right guys?<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Back already!? I wasn't ready yet!<br /> <br /> ''{Dr. Brainfreeze runs off-screen}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... Wonder where he's going?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Well, he's running tons of these experiments, right? It makes some sort of sense.<br /> <br /> ''{Dr. Brainfreeze peeks back in-frame.}''<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' I have clones for that reason. Oh, and, uh...''{points to the coffee spill}'' clean this up.<br /> <br /> ''{Dr. Brainfreeze runs back off-screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' I'm not going to, just to spite him.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' But you can pressure-wash the carpet in two microseconds, why don't you?<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... You're missing a vital point. I'll let you figure it out.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Oh, right. Spite.<br /> <br /> ''{Dr. Brainfreeze walks back onscreen}''<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Gentlemen! Seeing as you're here, I figure now is a good enough time to introduce you to my new partner-in-crime...Assistant!<br /> <br /> ''{Assistant, wearing a polo and slacks, steps up. He looks a lot less pale than normal.}''<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' You wanted to see me, Doctor?<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Yes... I did!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' Wow. What a dork.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' ...I don't like him already.<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' ... D-do I... no, no. Sorry.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ''Dork''.<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' So, what's this about, Doctor?<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Well, you know my experiments on watching bad things to find the worst fiction in existence? This is the &quot;Homestar and Related Fics&quot; group.<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' Oh! Nice to meet you all!<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' What is the point of this, Doctor!?<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' I'm sorry we're not up to your standards of MADCAP BLARGHEDY BLAG humor.<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' We have standards?<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' I think you're overestimating-<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Bell Quest.<br /> <br /> ''{Chwoka curls up into a little ball and wimpers}''<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' But no, seriously. I've got two fics for you!<br /> <br /> '''SKULLB:''' ... T-two?<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Don't worry, one's short.<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' Lucky for YOU, you have to wait a week.<br /> <br /> '''CHWOKA:''' Oh, well that's-<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' without anything to do in between.<br /> <br /> '''ASSISTANT:''' What's with that guy? ''{points to Bluebry}''<br /> <br /> '''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' I think he took the polar plunge.<br /> <br /> ''{The curtains close. Episode end}''</div>

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