20eric06: TOASTY!

2008-12-09T05:11:38Z

TOASTY!

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<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Fade in. The gang settles in.}''</blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:''' What?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' what 
'''BLUEBRY:''' in the butt</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' The pipes are broken and the toliets overflowing. I'll go call a plumber.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Mario? '''SKULLB:''' Joe the Plumber? Is he here today?</blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:''' Wait, don't call a plumber! I have a brilliant idea to kill those fools!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Saves ''me'' some work. ... Oh, you mean the ''other'' idiots. Sorry, my bad.</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' What? No, I was gonna call him SO I CAN EAT HIM!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Why not just eat the pie you're holding?</blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:'''''{weirded out}'' Uhh... okay, cannibal. Anyway, here's my plan... ''{whispers into H44WP's ear}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' DON'T GET NEAR HIM, HE'LL EAT YOU</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' You want the water to overflow, thus causing a flood, and they will drown?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Yes, Captain Obvious of the Cannibals, we're gonna do what I just said and you repeated!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Captain Obvious is a cannibal? That doesn't seem too obvious.</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' "of the Cannibals"? are you still weirded out about that plumber remark?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Yes. Yes I am.

''{Cut back to the pit. a bunch of dead rats are scatterd

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Every misspelling and grammatical error leaves me a bit more hollow. 
'''CHWOKA:''' You're a robot. That's already pretty hollow.</blockquote>

everywhere. Bellson is dusting off his hands.}''

'''BELLSON:''' I think I got them all.

'''ANOTHER BELLSON:''' Yeah.

'''IM A BELL:''' Two Bellsons? Wait... Uh oh.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS</blockquote>

''{An 8-foot tall rat comes out of a Bellson costume}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' On sale at Party City!</blockquote>

'''GIANT RAT:''' SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Bell takes such liberties with language. it is inspiring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

''{Bellson rolls his eyes, lifts the rat up and throws him.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' So Homeschool, do you think you could invent something that could get us back up and out

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I can back up and out and in and out and in and out, ifyouknowwhatImean.</blockquote>

of this pit?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Uhh... Okay... I need tea, and a giant Don Patch statue.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' Because these things are readily available. '''SKULLB:''' And again with the ANIME</blockquote>

''{Two hours later}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Okay, here's my invention. The Climing

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' ARE YOU GOING TO CLIM THE SPOOK CLIFF?</blockquote>

Don 2000. Just climb the statue out of the hole!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Climb out the statue? What is that even supposed to ''mean''</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' What did you need the tea for?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I like tea!

'''BELLSON:''' Well, lets go.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Now with twice the let!</blockquote>

''{They get out of the pit. Water drips onto Im a bells forehead.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' I feel like I'm in China all of a sudden.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "That's only a continent away from Japan! *droolz*"</blockquote>

Hey, look, we're in an ocean!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' ...because oceans can be found in caves near completely dry SPOOK CLIFFs.</blockquote>

Oh, wait. It's just a flood. A FLOOD???!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Is it a bad thing that I'm feeling pity for the water for even TOUCHING Bell? '''SKULLB:''' Bell has never touched water, so you probably should.</blockquote>

''{Camera pans out. Everybody is ankle deep in water. Water is flowing out of the walls and celing.}''

'''BELLSON:''' Well, at least things can't get any worse.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh God this is a sign it will get worse</blockquote>

''{The 8 foot tall rat gets out of the pit. He attacks Bellson.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... I don't think that counts as worse...

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' What is he implying here? That Bellson is worthless as a person? '''SKULLB:''' Is he implying Bellson ''is'' a person?</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' Quick, up the stairs!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait stairs what stairs in a cave or what or are we in a hole and what happened to the climbing-out-statue '''SKULLB:''' They died with Homeschool.</blockquote>

''{Bellson throws the rat again and everybody swims up to the stairs and runs up them, with the water close behind them.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Ahh!!! Run!!!

''{Im a bell charges up the stairs and since he is the second up the stairs and Ebeneezer is first,''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' WHO THE HELL IS EBENEEZER WE ARE ON THE SIXTH CHAPTER AND I DON'T THINK HE'S EVEN SPOKEN '''SKULLB:''' Bah, humbug with minor characters.</blockquote>

''Im a bell knock him off the stairs}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Nothing says loving like good old homicide.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' ... YAYS!

''{Ebenezeer crashes into everybody else and they fall in the water.}''

''{A devil and an angel appear near Im a bell}''

'''ANGEL:''' Save your friends!

'''DEVIL:''' No, stay up here and live!

''{Im a bell eats the angel}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' What is with this fic and cannibalism? '''SKULLB:''' If this is going to be a vore fic so help me god</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Mmm... Marshmallowy... Anyways, arm stretch!

''{Im a bell's arms stretch down to the floor and brings everybody back to the second floor. 5 seconds later, he pushes Ebeneezer off}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB''' Whatever happened to punctuation</blockquote>

''{The water reaches the floor}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Quick! Into that elevator!

''{They all run down the hall and open the elavator. The 8 foot tall rat is in there.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' This your floor?

'''RAT:'''''{annoyed}'' Scre-ee!

''{the rat exits the elevator and everyone else enters it}''

''{Cut to everybody in the elevator.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Uh-oh! I hear the water! It's coming to fast! We'll never make it in time!

'''BELLSON:''' I'll save us! ''{Bellson's arms burst through the elevator celing. Bellson grabs the rope and pulls the elevator up faster.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Erm... is that even possible?!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</blockquote>

Oh. My. God. Badstar,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "would you look at her butt?" If only Sir Mix-a-lot ''could'' salvage this fic.</blockquote>

how can we all fit in this elevator?

'''BADSTAR:''' Uh-oh.

'''IM A BELL:''' Is it just me, or are we randomly changing size and shape? My legs are drifting off into the sunset. Badstar, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.

''{Cut to Bellsons arms

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Are there still two of them?</blockquote>

''pulling the rope. The rope slowly begins to come apart. Then it becomes a snake. Then it is normal}''

'''FEMALE VOICE:''' We have normality! Anything else you can't cope with is your own problem!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' I call plagiarism.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Who is that?

''{I Am Acidgrrl appears}''

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... hey... are you my sister or my niece?

'''I AM ACIDGRRL:''' Both!

'''IM A BELL:''' I'm not ''THAT'' redneck! I'm only half! 

'''BELLSON:''' Hey guys, I could'nt see, whats going on? ''{See's I Am Acidgrrl. Heart's replace his eyes.}''

'''ACIDGRRL:''' Um... Why am I here again? Oh yeah. My brothers and my cousin will be here in two chapters.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' FORESHADOWING '''SKULLB:''' Bell is the master of subtlety.</blockquote>

Are you busy?

'''IM A BELL:''' Besides from hiding from a demonic form of me and a WikiUser, riding an elevator, and escaping a flood, no, why do you ask? Uhh... Bellson... You know she's your 20X6 form's cousin, right?

'''BELLSON:''' Weellll... I'm ''full'' redneck, so I don't care! ''{Hands I Am Acidgrrl some roses.}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Acidgrrl, at least ''you'' still keep your dignity, right?

'''ACIDGRRL:''' No. ''{kisses Bellson. Bellson melts and regenerates with a nuclear cannon arm and a power to spit acid}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Theo only thing I will ever need is MORE POWER.</blockquote>

'''BELLSON V2:''' Cool! ''{spits acid in Vegerot's eyes}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Man, all he'll see for weeks are just purple lions.</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' MY EYES!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' MEIN EYES!</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' I'm offically weirded out.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' "I'm offically the loser of the spelling bee." 
'''CHWOKA:''' When he says officially, he means officially. He had to write out some forms in triplicate.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, two more elevators.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' This is like that game with the guy. What was that called?</blockquote>

Bellson, Acidgrrl, you go make out in that one, Vegerot, you go in that one.

'''BADSTAR:''' Thank you.

'''IM A BELL:''' No, thank ''you'' for stopping being a penguin!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' Oh god, double gerunds.</blockquote>

'''EBENEEZER:''' HI!

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' FINALLY</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... How did ''you'' get here?!!! ''{pushes Ebeneezer out of elevator}'' Wait, I don't know how I did that. The elevator door's closed!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' People talk like this ''all the time''.</blockquote>

''{Two elevators stop.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Not the elevators our ''{ahem}'' ''heroes'' are in, but elevators nonetheless!</blockquote>

''Everybody gets out of the first elevator. Bellson gets out of the second one.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Doesn't "everybody include Bellson? Do we have 2 Bellsons again? Is Bellson not a body?</blockquote>

'''BELLSON:''' Me and I am Acidgrrl thought it would be kind of creepy to start dating,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "I don't know why! I think it might have been my wolf shirt!"</blockquote>

so we decided to just be friends.

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<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Jst because the text is invisible, doesn't mean you can get away with this '''SKULLB:''' The best part is that he was setting it up for slash fiction OH SWEET JESUS THIS CANT GET ANY DAMN WORSE</blockquote>

''{Cut back to Demon Bell and H44WP}''

'''H44WP:''' Okay... So what's our next plan?

'''DEMON BELL:''' Uhh... Okay, here's an idea! LET'S TRY NOT TO DROWN!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' He's assuming they know how to breathe. Which I highly doubt.</blockquote>

'''H44WP:''' Good plan!

'''DEMON BELL:''' Crap, they are almost here!

''{Bellson crashes through the floor and punches H44WP}''

'''H44WP:''' O-ow!


'''DEMON BELL:''' Quick! Tie him up!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And do it fastly!</blockquote>

''{Bellson ties H44WP up}''

'''BELLSON:''' This okay?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, how witty and heroic! '''SKULLB:''' Haha, except it's neither and we're all dead inside.</blockquote>

'''DEMON BELL:''' Yeah, that's a great kno-waitaminute!!!! H44, you're dumb. Bellson, tie yourself up.

'''BELLSON:''' Can do!

''{Bellson ties himself up}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{to Acidgrrl}'' I think you also melted his brain.

<blockquote class="mft3k"> '''BLUEBRY:''' Actually, what an acid does is just merely dissolve substances. It merely breaks them apart. Melting would require heat.</blockquote>

'''ACIDGRRL:''' This can't be good. I'll go get my brothers. ''{Voips away.}''

'''''END OF CHAPTER 6!!!'''''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' END OF DAYS</blockquote>

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