20eric06: TOASTY!

2008-12-09T05:11:23Z

TOASTY!

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'''NARRATOR:''' Hello. I bet you are wondering,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' No.</blockquote>

who were those people

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' No.</blockquote>

and why did they just capture Bling?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Not in the least.</blockquote>

Well, let's see..

''{Cut to an underground lab. Two dark, unseeable figures''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' If they're unseeable, how do we know that they are there?<br/>'''SKULLB:''' Once again, the author shows his mastery over words that don't exist. Unseeable?</blockquote>

''are staring at a monitor. On the monitor, Bling is in his bed, asleep.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Are these men 40 and on Myspace as 12 year olds by chance?<br/>'''SKULLB:''' What gets me is that they're taking time out of their day to watch some stupid bell cat.</blockquote>

'''NARRATOR:''' But, nevermind that now, let's see what Im a bell's doing.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' I have a feeling I'm not going to like this "Im a Bell" fellow...<br/>'''SKULLB:''' Who cares about plot progression? Let's go visit the <s>author surrogate</s> original character!</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:''' You said Doing ''{pronounces this like "boing"}!

''{cut to Im a bell's computer room}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' An entire room for one computer? Is this 1976?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Hey, where's Bling?
<blockquote class=imabell1><div>Captured</div>Dear Im a bell,<br/> We have captured Bling. Please get Badstar, and whoever else you want and bring them to some random</blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' LOL RANDOM</blockquote>

<blockquote class=imabell1>place. You'll probably see us. Whoever we are.<br/>From<br/>Anonymous Evils<div>attatchment</div></blockquote>

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Mein eyes!<br/>'''SKULLB:''' Is it... is it possible to have a seizure and throw up at the same time?</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Bling... KIDNAPPED?!!! NOOO!!!-Hey, an attachment!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm willing to bet Bling is like Bell's neglected cat. I don't think he even cares--he just wants a reason to yell.</blockquote>

''{Im a bell clicks the attatchment. the words "Alphacram.exe re-installed! Well, that sucks!" appear onscreen}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' "Bell made a fiction! Well, that sucks!"</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Alpha Cram? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Oh, hey Badstar.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Quick question, what the hell is Alpha Cram?</blockquote>

'''BADSTAR:''' What's up? Bling Kidnapped? ALPHA CRAM RE-INSTALLED? NOOOO!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Wait, when did he get here? Is he always here, like a stationary object, and is thus needing no introduction as a feature of the room?<br/>'''SKULLB:''' I'm noticing that this computer program is taking precedence over a stolen cat. These guys should be arrested.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL & BADSTAR:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh God this is the worst thing I've ever seen.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' So, who should we bring?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Bring a shovel, I think my soul is dying.</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' I think my cousin could help!

'''BADSTAR:''' Good idea! Let's bring Vegerot!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm betting Bell wondered, "how can I fit more anime into this?"</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' How about Home-

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Me?!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Oh cool, more characters coming out of nowhere! </blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' -school. Let's bring Homeschool. Oh, and Hom-

'''HOMESTAR:''' ME?!!!

'''IM A BELL:''' -sar. Homsar should come with us. Oh, and-

'''HOMESTAR:''' MEEEE?!!!!! Pleeeeaase? Can I come?!

'''IM A BELL:''' -Kraxario & Anthru-Borg. Hey, Homestar, you wanna come, too?

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Why bring these people? The H*R.com people will never ever get mentioned again.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' "I'm tired of thinking. I'll let other people make these characters!"</blockquote>

'''HOMESTAR:'''''{annoyed and tired}'' I guess so. ''{whispering}'' Pain-in-the-

'''VEGEROT:''' We need to bring this to the HIA's attention.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' You really don't.<br/>'''SKULLB:''' The Federal Bureau of Misused Filler's gonna know about this.</blockquote>

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

'''IM A BELL:''' Homeschool? Since when have you been out of randospace?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Oh, a few hours. You know who we should bring?!! Ebeneezer Finklehöller!

'''IM A BELL:''' Why that jerk?

'''BADSTAR:''' Let's bring Pter and Kyubii.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Let's ignore questions in an effort to see how many people we can fit into our entourage!</blockquote>

'''IM A BELL:''' Grood ideer!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I'm really admiring how many liberties Bell's taking with spelling, grammar and diction. Hell, he's just tearing the English language a new one. Bra-vo!</blockquote>

Y'know what? I think this is enough.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Oh, please end it now.</blockquote>

Lesse,

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Ah, damnit.</blockquote>

Me, Badstar, Bellson, Vegerot, Homeschool, Homsar, Kraxario, Anthru-Borg, Homestar, Ebeneezer Finklehöller, Pter, and Kyubii... Yeah, that's enough!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Watch as it's not enough and the cast doubles by the third chapter.</blockquote>

''{Cut to the lair of the two evil guy's. One of them is looking at Bling, who is in a cage.}''

'''????-?????:''' Hello, Bling! BWAHAHA!!!

'''?? ? ????:''' ''{Offscreen.}''Hey, come look at this! This will sure give you a laugh!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' Surely will? Sure will? <br/>'''SKULLB:''' This will sure give you an aneurysm!</blockquote>


'''????-?????:''' What?

''{????-????? walk's''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Walk is</blockquote>

''over to where the two boss evil guys.''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Said the sentence fragment.</blockquote>

''The boss guy's''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Guy is</blockquote>

''are looking at a monitor.}''

'''?????:''' It's those fools! they actually think they can find us! What they don't know is that our lair is located on... THE ''EXTREMELY'' SPOOK CLIFF!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' NOT THE SPOOK CLIFF</blockquote>

THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN MAKE IT HERE IS IF THEY HAVE THIS MAP!!! ''{Holds up a map. A wind blow the map out of his hands and out a window.}''

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' Only one wind. No more, no less.</blockquote>

'''????-?????:''' Aw, sh-

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' Yeah I know, it's as painful for us too.</blockquote>

''{cut back to the computer room}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Wait, how are we gonna find-

''{a map flies into Im a bell's eye}''

'''IM A BELL:''' GWAAAH!!!!!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' I got a papercut and it really hurts!!!!!!</blockquote>

'''VEGEROT:''' Hey, it's a map to the kidnsapper's lair!

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' KID'N'SAPPER, BUY ONE TODAY!</blockquote>

'''END OF CHAPTER 1'''

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