Chwoka: /* DVD Version */

2008-12-24T23:38:03Z

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[[Bell Quest|Original]]

== Host Segment 1 ==

''{Open up to the concession and tickets room. Chwoka walks in from the side, then jumps and turns.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, hey, the camera's finally working. Just in time, too!

'''BLUEBRY:''' So, Chwoka, mind explaining to everyone what we're going to do?

'''CHWOKA:''' I honestly have no idea, but it apparently has something to do with fried brains...and movie theaters.

''{Pan: left. Behind the concession camper, pops up Dr. Brainfreeze}''

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Yes, this is a bit of a....''{eyes dart the room. Hands are put together and rubbed}'' ''psycology experiment'' ''{chuckles}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Wait a minute, you're Dr. Brainfreeze! ''{pause}'' I thought ice was your-

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Hey, I'm a doctor also!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Righto, can we start this ho or what?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' You actually ''want'' to?

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{uncaring of what Bluebry is saying}'' Wait, where's Skullbuggy?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Frozen.

'''BLUEBRY:''' He's a dumpface, let's start this now so I can vomit and go home.

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' You're not ''going'' home.

'''BLUEBRY:''' waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Well, if I let you go, you could recuperate. Plus, I wouldn't be able to monitor you.

'''CHWOKA:''' ...frozen?

''{Bluebry turns blue}''

'''CHWOKA:''' You monster! You made Bluebry sad!

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' ''{turns to the audience}'' We'll be right back.

'''CHWOKA:''' Oh, we're on TV too!?

''{end segment}''

''{fade in. Chwoka patting a very cold SkullB, who has a hot cocoa and a blanket.}''

'''CHWOKA:''' There we go, buddy.

'''SKULLB:''' So it turns out I ''wasn't'' able to do the Polar Plunge. The damndest thing, right? ... Oh, wait. No. That's not right, is it?

'''CHWOKA:''' No. You were shoved in a minifridge. That is ''not'' the polar plunge.

''{Dr Brainfreeze enters, scribbling down on a notepad.}''

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' ''{muttering}'' Polar Plunge, must remember that.. ''{puts the notepad away and enters a military stance.}'' I suppose you...three? Where's Bluebry? He needs to hear this.

'''CHWOKA:''' In the bathroom.

''{Bluebry returns}''

'''BLUEBRY:''' They have foam soap and it is magnificent.

'''SKULLB:''' Really? I love that stuff! ... So who's this old person again?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' How do you not know me? I'm Dr. Brainfreeze - famous supervillian!

'''BLUEBRY:''' Where did you receive your M.D.?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Once I discovered the cure for aging, I went to every college in the United States and a couple across the pond. Would you like to read my- Why am I making small talk with my lab rats!?

'''CHWOKA:''' Your laboratory is a very smelly theater?

'''SKULLB:''' Speaking ''of'', do you have any popcorn? Like, with the yellow goop that smells like butter?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Ah, movie popcorn. Which brings me to my next point - ''movies''. Our experiment is about the worst fanfics on the HRFwiki community.

'''CHWOKA:''' But that doesn't make much se-

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' It's also about isolation. Today's experiment is called "Bell Quest", a fanstuff full of in-jokes and bad composition.

'''CHWOKA:''' Are they searching for a bell?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Yes, and that bell is also a cat.

'''SKULLB:''' What would you call a furry bell? A bellie?

'''CHWOKA:''' Oh god, furries.

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' You know what's worse than furries?

'''CHWOKA:''' What?

'''DR. BRAINFREEZE:''' Get into the theater.

'''SKULLB:''' Oh, alright. Be that way.

''{end segment}''

== MOVIE ==

{{NotRedirected|Special:Mypage|YOUR FACE!!!}}

<blockquote class="mft3k">''{Chwoka walks in, carrying SkullB. He sets him down to his left.}''<br>
'''CHWOKA:''' Everything's better with poop!<br>
'''BLUEBRY:''' Except cyanide capsules, the output is still the same. Speaking of which, where did I put them...<br/>
'''SKULLB:''' Here's a tip for all you aspiring comedians--add exclamation points! They're funny!!!!</blockquote>

Welcome to Bell Quest. No, it ain't a interactive game.

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''CHWOKA:''' And ain't ain't a word.</blockquote>

It's just a fanfic by {{User:Im a bell/sig}} & [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''BLUEBRY:''' I'd rather it be an interactive.<br/>
'''SKULLB:''' ''{imitating Bell}'' ''Eeeeeh'', it's just a ''fanfiiiiic''. </blockquote>

[[Image:Bellquest.PNG]]

<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKULLB:''' AAH WHAT IS THAT</blockquote>

=== Chappies ===
[[/prologue|Prologue]]
#[[/1|Chapter 1: Idiots To The Rescue]]
#[[/2|Chapter 2: On The Road]]
#[[/3|Chapter 3: Anti-Bling Attacks!]]
#[[/4|Chapter 4: Alone]]
#[[/5|Chapter 5: The Shortest Chapter Ever! Enter Demon Bell! or Bellson saves the day?]]
<blockquote>[[/Segment2|Host Segment 2]]</blockquote>
#[[/6|Chapter 6: the Longest Chapter Ever! 60+ Lines!!! The Flood]]
#[[/7|Chapter 7: What's Taking Them So Long?!!!]]
#[[/8|Chapter 8: Wasting time... in song!]]
#[[/9|Chapter 9: The Penultimate Terror!]]
#[[/10|Chapter 10: The Final Battel!]]
<blockquote>[[/Segment3|Host Segment 3]]</blockquote>

=== DVD Version ===
*All of Bell Quest. Except the outside of movie parts.
*[[/Oops|Outtakes]]
*[[/deleted|Deleted Scenes]]
*[[/MST3K|Commentaries]]
<blockquote>[[/Segment4|Host Segment 4]]

Mystery Fanstuff Theater 3000/Bell Quest - Revision history

Chwoka: /* DVD Version */