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ARUMAIL1: variations

Aruseus explains himself in different timezones.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Aruntosaurus, Caveman Homestar, Pterodactyl Coach Z, Aruseus the Steed, Knight, Homestar, The Polka-man, Nick Knackerston, The Sneak, The Homestar Runner, Anthruseus, Cheatball, 1-Up, Anthru-borg, Overlord T, Stinkoman ''{easter egg}'', Bubs ''{easter egg}''

Places: Computer Room, The Cave, Peasantry Field, Knick-knack Stand, 20X6 Field, Overlord T's Fortress, 20X6 Computer Room ''{easter egg}'' The Field ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 1st, 2007

=== Transcript ===

'''ARUSEUS''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': E-mail he, E-mail hoo, E-mail ha, E-mail HA HA!

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: variations</div>
Dear Aruseus,<br />
If you had different variations, what would they be?
<br />
Curious,<br />
Sidekick Bob</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bobby, I guess we'd start out with the prehistoric era, where there would be the viscious Anrontosaurus!

''{Cut to a cave in prehistoric times, where you see a brontosaurus-like Aruseus smash a cave with his tail}''

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars}''

''{Caveman Homestar walks onscreen}''

'''CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Oh, jlammy. That annoying dinosaur is after us again.

'''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars, smashes Caveman Homestar, Coach Z Pterodactyl files in}''

'''COACH Z PTERODACTYL:''' Check it out! The Aruntosaurus can do it again!

''{Cut to a field in Peasantry, where a non-anthro Aruseus, walks onscreen with a knight riding him}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Then in the time of Peasantry, there would live a vailant knight, and I would be his steed!

''{The knight whips the steed}''

'''KNIGHT:''' Move you worthless piece of dung!

''{Cut to Nick Knackertson's stand, in the Old-Timey Era}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' After that, I probably...

''{Homestar runs in}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, wait. I got it. Do you like to dance?

'''ARUSEUS:''' No. Dancing is a waste of my...

'''HOMESTAR:''' Ok. In Old-Timey, you would be...

''{Cut to Nick Knackerston's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knack Stand}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ...The Polka-man!

''{The Polka-man walks in}''

'''THE POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there, Nick! Do you wanna see me dance?

'''NICK:''' No thank you, I'm tired.

''{The Sneak comes onscreen and steals a knick-knack, but Nick hits him with a flyswatter. The Sneak ends up a splat on the ground. The Homestar Runner Walks in}''

'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, phooey. The Sneak, did you try to steal one of Nick Knackertson's Nearly Fabulous Knick-Knacks?

''{Cut back to Computer Room}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' What!? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! How did you come up with that?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I read the transcript.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You can read?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Sorry for bothering your e-mail. I guess I should go.

'''ARUSEUS:''' You better.

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it. Then again I might as well predict who I will be in the future, probably some guy working for some evil alliance bent on taking over the world...

''{Cut to 20X6 Field, Anthruseus is standing there, striking poses}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' Oh yeah! No one can defeat me! I'm strong!

''{Cheatball bounces in}''

'''CHEATBALL:''' Cheatball! ''{explodes}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{flying away}'' AAAAAH!!!

''{Cheatball reappears. 1-Up walks onscreen}''

'''1-UP:''' Hey Cheatball, Did that white furry guy have any pudding? I lost my pudding. I want pudding.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Finally, I would still be in that alliance, but then take over the whole world, and I would be cyborg-ish, and less annoying.

''{Cut to Overlord T's fortress, where he is sitting in a chair}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Anthru-borg, get me a prawn shake!

'''ANTHRU-BORG''' Oh, all right. ''{flies offscreen, comes back}''

'''OVERLORD T:''' Good! Get me another!

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Bubs. All my variations. Though I didn't really like my Old-Timey version...Ah well, Homestar's an idiot and you can't change that. ''{The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to email Aruseus."}''

''{After about 5 seconds, Aruseus will say something}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{under his breath}'' Polka...ew...

=== Easter Eggs ===
*Click on "variations" to see a cutscene.

''{Cut to a Computer in 20X6, Anthruseus is answering an email}''

'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bob, back then I was probably be a little taller, and I answered emails!

''{Zooms out, Stinkoman is standing next to Anthruseus}''

'''STINKOMAN:''' Get off of MY computer!

''{Cut back to Present-day Computer Room}''

*Click on "Bubs" to see another cutscene.

''{Cut to the Field, Aruseus is in a crawl position, straining, while Bubs is sitting on his back}''

'''BUBS:''' Move you stupid pile of crap!

''{Aruseus collapses, Cut back to Computer Room}''

=== Fun Facts ===

*Sidekick Bob is from Tampo Emails.
*The scene with Anthru-borg is similar to the easter egg in Not-So Zippy Email "massive fail" with Mr. Cradgage and Pyro.
*In the easter egg, Anthruseus mentions his present day form.
*The E-mail song is a parody of the Numa Numa Song.
*The Coach Z bird flying in is a reference to Summer Short Shorts.

@@ Line 132: / Line 132: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it. Then again I might as well predict who I will be in the future, probably some guy working for some evil alliance bent on taking over the world...
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' obviously</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' obviously<br/>'''BLUBY:''' probably monsanto<br/>'''BLUBY:''' i am so liberal and cool and ''college''</blockquote>
 ''{Cut to 20X6 Field, Anthruseus is standing there, striking poses}''

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 Aruseus explains himself in different timezones.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' who is aruseus<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' what does he look like<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' what's his motivation for checking email<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' ????</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' who is aruseus<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' what does he look like<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' what's his motivation for checking email<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' ????<br/>'''SKUB:''' Tell me whodafuckayou?????</blockquote>
 Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Aruntosaurus, Caveman Homestar, Pterodactyl Coach Z, Aruseus the Steed, Knight, Homestar, The Polka-man, Nick Knackerston, The Sneak, The Homestar Runner, Anthruseus, Cheatball, 1-Up, Anthru-borg, Overlord T, Stinkoman ''{easter egg}'', Bubs ''{easter egg}''
@@ Line 22: / Line 22: @@
 E-mail he, E-mail hoo, E-mail ha, E-mail HA HA!
 <blockquote class="email">
@@ Line 33: / Line 35: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bobby, I guess we'd start out with the prehistoric era, where there would be the viscious Anrontosaurus!
 ''{Cut to a cave in prehistoric times, where you see a brontosaurus-like Aruseus smash a cave with his tail}''
@@ Line 38: / Line 42: @@
 '''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars}''
-<blockquote class="mft3k">''{all four riffers fall out of their chairs due to the enormous roar}'' </blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">''{all four riffers fall out of their chairs due to the enormous roar}''</blockquote>
 ''{Caveman Homestar walks onscreen}''
@@ Line 44: / Line 48: @@
 '''CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Oh, jlammy.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">''{skub does something gross out of rage}''</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">''{skub does something gross out of rage}''<br/>''{my new thing is PISSING nachoman get it right}''</blockquote>
 That annoying dinosaur is after us again.
 '''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars, smashes Caveman Homestar, Coach Z Pterodactyl files in}''
 '''COACH Z PTERODACTYL:''' Check it out! The Aruntosaurus can do it again!
 ''{Cut to a field in Peasantry, where a non-anthro Aruseus, walks onscreen with a knight riding him}''
@@ Line 57: / Line 65: @@
 ''{The knight whips the steed}''
 '''KNIGHT:''' Move you worthless piece of dung!
@@ Line 70: / Line 80: @@
 ''{Homestar runs in}''
-'''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, wait. I got it. Do you like to dance?
+'''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, wait. I got it. Do you like to
 '''ARUSEUS:'''  No.
@@ Line 77: / Line 91: @@
 Dancing is a waste of my...
 '''HOMESTAR:''' Ok. In Old-Timey, you would be...
@@ Line 89: / Line 105: @@
 '''NICK:''' No thank you, I'm tired.
 ''{The Sneak comes onscreen and steals a knick-knack, but Nick hits him with a flyswatter. The Sneak ends up a splat on the ground. The Homestar Runner Walks in}''
@@ Line 99: / Line 117: @@
 '''HOMESTAR:''' I read the transcript.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' You can read?
@@ Line 130: / Line 150: @@
 '''1-UP:''' Hey Cheatball, Did that white furry guy have any pudding? I lost my pudding. I want pudding.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can i commit genocide against one person</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' can i commit genocide against one person<br/>'''SKUB:''' I think the Geneva Convention'll look the other way.</blockquote>
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Finally, I would still be in that alliance, but then take over the whole world, and I would be cyborg-ish, and less annoying.
@@ Line 141: / Line 161: @@
 '''OVERLORD T:''' Good! Get me another!
 ''{Cut back to Lappy}''
@@ Line 159: / Line 181: @@
 ''{Cut to a Computer in 20X6, Anthruseus is answering an email}''
-'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bob, back then I was probably be a little taller, and I answered emails!
+'''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Bob, back then I was probably be a little taller, and I
 ''{Zooms out, Stinkoman is standing next to Anthruseus}''
@@ Line 180: / Line 206: @@
 *The scene with Anthru-borg is similar to the easter egg in Not-So Zippy Email "massive fail" with Mr. Cradgage and Pyro.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' there you have it folks. stone cold evidence associating skub with the phrase "massive fail"</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' there you have it folks. stone cold evidence associating skub with the phrase "massive fail"<br/>'''SKUB:''' No SHIT WHAT I FORGOT HOW BIG OF A TIE I HAD WITH THIS STUPID THING<br/>'''NACHOMAN:''' so... we'll see ''more'' references to your old shit?<br/>'''SKUB:''' Oh dear Christ let this be the only one.</blockquote>
 *In the easter egg, Anthruseus mentions his present day form.
 *The E-mail song is a parody of the Numa Numa Song.
 *The Coach Z bird flying in is a reference to Summer Short Shorts.

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 Aruseus explains himself in different timezones.
 Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Aruntosaurus, Caveman Homestar, Pterodactyl Coach Z, Aruseus the Steed, Knight, Homestar, The Polka-man, Nick Knackerston, The Sneak, The Homestar Runner, Anthruseus, Cheatball, 1-Up, Anthru-borg, Overlord T, Stinkoman ''{easter egg}'', Bubs ''{easter egg}''
 Places: Computer Room, The Cave, Peasantry Field, Knick-knack Stand, 20X6 Field, Overlord T's Fortress, 20X6 Computer Room ''{easter egg}'' The Field ''{easter egg}''
 Computer: Lappy 486
@@ Line 13: / Line 17: @@
 === Transcript ===
-'''ARUSEUS''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': E-mail he, E-mail hoo, E-mail ha, E-mail HA HA!
+'''ARUSEUS''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'':
 <blockquote class="email">
@@ Line 29: / Line 37: @@
 '''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars}''
 ''{Caveman Homestar walks onscreen}''
-'''CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Oh, jlammy. That annoying dinosaur is after us again.
+'''CAVEMAN HOMESTAR:''' Oh, jlammy.
 '''ARUNTOSAURUS:''' ''{roars, smashes Caveman Homestar, Coach Z Pterodactyl files in}''
@@ Line 45: / Line 59: @@
 '''KNIGHT:''' Move you worthless piece of dung!
 ''{Cut to Nick Knackertson's stand, in the Old-Timey Era}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' After that, I probably...
 ''{Homestar runs in}''
@@ Line 54: / Line 72: @@
 '''HOMESTAR:''' Wait, wait. I got it. Do you like to dance?
-'''ARUSEUS:'''  No. Dancing is a waste of my...
+'''ARUSEUS:'''  No.
 '''HOMESTAR:''' Ok. In Old-Timey, you would be...
@@ Line 79: / Line 101: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' You can read?
 '''HOMESTAR:''' Sorry for bothering your e-mail. I guess I should go.
@@ Line 87: / Line 111: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it. Then again I might as well predict who I will be in the future, probably some guy working for some evil alliance bent on taking over the world...
 ''{Cut to 20X6 Field, Anthruseus is standing there, striking poses}''
@@ Line 97: / Line 123: @@
 '''ANTHRUSEUS:''' ''{flying away}'' AAAAAH!!!
 ''{Cheatball reappears. 1-Up walks onscreen}''
 '''1-UP:''' Hey Cheatball, Did that white furry guy have any pudding? I lost my pudding. I want pudding.
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Finally, I would still be in that alliance, but then take over the whole world, and I would be cyborg-ish, and less annoying.
@@ Line 115: / Line 145: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it, Bubs. All my variations. Though I didn't really like my Old-Timey version...Ah well, Homestar's an idiot and you can't change that. ''{The Paper comes down, reading "Click here to email Aruseus."}''
 ''{After about 5 seconds, Aruseus will say something}''
@@ Line 122: / Line 154: @@
 === Easter Eggs ===
 *Click on "variations" to see a cutscene.
 ''{Cut to a Computer in 20X6, Anthruseus is answering an email}''
@@ Line 145: / Line 179: @@
 *Sidekick Bob is from Tampo Emails.
 *The scene with Anthru-borg is similar to the easter egg in Not-So Zippy Email "massive fail" with Mr. Cradgage and Pyro.
 *In the easter egg, Anthruseus mentions his present day form.
 *The E-mail song is a parody of the Numa Numa Song.
 *The Coach Z bird flying in is a reference to Summer Short Shorts.