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Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx

Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial, The Field ''{easter egg}''

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: Febuary 3rd, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: cereal?</div>
Sup, Aruman?<br>
I was thinking... you need a break-<br>
fast cereal. Like, badly.<br>
-Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.</blockquote>
''{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is stirring something. Tom walk in}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!

'''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's. He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle.

'''{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Your move.

''{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Checkmate.

'''LYLE:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''

''{Cut back to the TLA Kitchen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!

'''TOM:''' M'kay.

<blockquote class="email">
Three minutes later...
</blockquote>

''{Cut to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run ''{leaves}''

''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa''

'''ARUSEUS:''' Here it comes!

'''MITCH:''' Aw, great.

''{A commercial starts, much like the Meet Marshie toon, A mugshot of Aruseus appears}''

'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Tired of stupid breakfast cereals? No more Temporarios for you?

{An orange box of cereal appears and it says "Bluecubes", with a picture of a spoon with blue-cubes in it}''

'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today!

''{Commercial ends}''

'''MITCH:''' That sucked.

''{Foxx enters, he only has one leg}''

'''FOXX:''' Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, carp. Gotta run. ''{runs out}''

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing quickly, as if in a rush}'' Ok, Whatsherface. I made a cereal. Bye!

''{Fox runs in}''

'''FOXX:''' Come back here! I'll-

''{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}''

'''FOXX:''' DO you MIND!?

'''TOM:''' Sorry!

''{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}''

'''FOXX:''' CRAP! ''{Tom throws him}''

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on Foxx's leg to see a scene.

''{Cut to the Field, Foxx, with no back legs is scraping with his hands}''

'''FOXX:''' ''{panting}'' I'll...hurt you...bad...Aru...seus...

*Click on "Notzipperedpants" to see a pair of jeans with its fly open
*Wait 5 seconds at the end of the email to hear a secret line.

'''TOM:''' Oooh....meaty...

== Fun Facts ==
*This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aruseus Email "natural harvest"</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Aruseus Email "natural harvest"<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' vore, gender swapping and now the possibility of cannibalism? this show has something for everyone!</blockquote>
 Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial,
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' He spelled it wrong twice which leads me to believe he either didn't have spellcheck or he was too busy playin' whack-a-mole to Lugia's backsprite</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''NACHOMAN:''' How is a tv ''commercial'' a place?<br>'''SKUB:''' He spelled it wrong twice which leads me to believe he either didn't have spellcheck or he was too busy playin' whack-a-mole to Lugia's backsprite</blockquote>
 The Field ''{easter egg}''
@@ Line 24: / Line 24: @@
 <div>subject: cereal?</div>
 Sup, Aruman?<br>
 I was thinking... you need a break-<br>
 fast cereal. Like, badly.<br>
 -Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.</blockquote>
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' nehehenehen BUT GUESS WHO IT ''WAS''</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' nehehenehen BUT GUESS WHO IT ''WAS''<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' it was you, skub. you did this.</blockquote>
 ''{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. ''{leaves}''
@@ Line 39: / Line 42: @@
 ''stirring something. Tom walk in}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!
 '''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's.
@@ Line 46: / Line 53: @@
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' see i dan't THINKKKKK HOMESTOOL WINNER GETS ALL THE RESPENCT HE DESERVES</blockquote>
-He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle.
+He's living with us for now,
 '''{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}''
@@ Line 61: / Line 72: @@
 '''LYLE:''' ''{Angry The Cheat noises}''
 ''{Cut back to the TLA Kitchen}''
@@ Line 66: / Line 79: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's ''cereal''.</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' It's ''cereal''.<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' you ''just'' said you were making cereal</blockquote>
 '''TOM:''' M'kay.
@@ Line 76: / Line 89: @@
 ''{Cut to Lappy}''
-'''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run ''{leaves}''
+'''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes!
 <blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Gotta go FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERSONIC X</blockquote>
@@ Line 88: / Line 105: @@
 ''{A commercial starts, much like the Meet Marshie toon, A mugshot of Aruseus appears}''
-'''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Tired of stupid breakfast cereals? No more Temporarios for you?
+<blockquote class="mft3k">''{all the riffers jump back with fear}'' </blockquote>
 {An orange box of cereal appears and it says "Bluecubes", with a picture of a spoon with blue-cubes in it}''
@@ Line 97: / Line 120: @@
 ''{Commercial ends}''
 '''MITCH:''' That sucked.
@@ Line 131: / Line 156: @@
 ''{The Paper comes down}''
 == Easter Eggs ==
@@ Line 143: / Line 170: @@
 '''TOM:''' Oooh....meaty...
 == Fun Facts ==
 *This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.
-<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh please whatever you do please don't make this a running gag.</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="mft3k">'''SKUB:''' Oh please whatever you do please don't make this a running gag.<br>'''NACHOMAN:''' um, excuse me but in line 27 aruseus referred to Zippy as "whatserface" which is a reference to teen girl squad yet I do not see it listed here in the fun facts what gives author man???</blockquote>

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 Aruseus makes a cereal by using one of his friends.
 Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homeschool, Lyle, Mitch, Commecrial Aruseus, Foxx
-Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial, The Field ''{easter egg}''
+Places: Computer Room, TLA Kitchen, Lyle's Room, TLA Living Room, TV Commecrial,
 Computer: Lappy 486
@@ Line 12: / Line 18: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Oh oh, oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh, E-mail never ends.
 <blockquote class="email">
@@ Line 19: / Line 27: @@
 fast cereal. Like, badly.<br>
 -Uhh... not Zippy. Yeah.</blockquote>
 ''{Aruseus says breakfast as "break fast"}''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Breakfast cereal? I don't know what I'd call it! I guess I should start making it. ''{leaves}''
-''{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is stirring something. Tom walk in}''
+''{Cut to the TLA Kitchen, Aruseus is''
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, Tom! I'm making cereal!
-'''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's. He's living with us for now, and He's making good friends with Lyle.
+'''TOM:''' Aw, great. Don't blow up our house like you did with Homeschool Winner's.
 '''{Cut to Lyle's Bedroom, Homeschool and Lyle are playing chess}''
@@ Line 33: / Line 52: @@
 '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Your move.
-''{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece}''
+''{Lyle moves a piece, Homeschool takes his piece''
 '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Checkmate.
@@ Line 42: / Line 65: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' I see. Now go away! It's a surprise!
 '''TOM:''' M'kay.
@@ Line 52: / Line 77: @@
 '''ARUSEUS:''' So there you have it, Notzipperedpants. My commercial starts in 2 minutes! Gotta run ''{leaves}''
 ''{Cut to TLA Living Room, Mitch and Aruseus are sitting on the sofa''
@@ Line 66: / Line 93: @@
 '''COMMERCIAL ARUSEUS:''' Try new Bluecubes! They are very chewy and delicious! Try 'em today!
 ''{Commercial ends}''
@@ Line 74: / Line 103: @@
 '''FOXX:''' Hey, Mitch. You wanna know what Bluecubes are made from?
 '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, carp. Gotta run. ''{runs out}''
@@ Line 84: / Line 115: @@
 '''FOXX:''' Come back here! I'll-
 ''{The camera zooms out to show Tom chewing on Foxx's other leg}''
@@ Line 92: / Line 125: @@
 ''{Foxx is stuggling, trying to get his other leg out of Tom's clutches, the leg pops off of Foxx's body, and Tom eats it}''
 '''FOXX:''' CRAP! ''{Tom throws him}''
@@ Line 111: / Line 146: @@
 == Fun Facts ==
 *This is another instance of Aruseus saying carp instead of crap.